|
when they had
|
an ounce of
|
cherry anal lube
|
,Fremen bent over
|
to pick up
|
the ball he
|
had shoved up
|
an African elephants
|
trunk, but unfortunately
|
he forgot he
|
left the iron
|
on the third
|
settting and it
|
blew a hole
|
in flymans hookah
|
....did he ever...
|
mention that he
|
was smoking it
|
in a restaurant
|
with topless dancers
|
and pretty butterflies
|
that fluttered about
|
flyman's most dazzling
|
rhinestone encrusted cowboy
|
chaps and codpiece
|
? Because the strangest
|
glow eminated from
|
deep inside of
|
paddyjoe's empty basement,
|
to the house
|
with the florescent
|
glow of my..
|
friend's empty basement.
|
Without considering the
|
profound nature of
|
the earths gravitational
|
Sexy lap dancers :D
|
pull on aliens
|
reproductive organs so.....
|
they stand a
|
foot off the
|
edge of everything
|
while waiting for
|
President Bush to
|
declare himself emperor
|
of West Pretzelvania
|
In the heat
|
of the battle.
|
he scratches himself.
|
The pResident of
|
Farkistan overthrows the
|
the rebellion that
|
the sumurai sword
|
seemed to have
|
a fruit cocktail
|
can by Del Monte
|
full of rancid
|
camel eyeballs that
|
bernadette hungerly gobbled
|
while thinking about...
|
butt bongo fiesta..
|
They were the
|
slimiest shed ever
|
since the great
|
bundy's tadpole sauce
|
which tasted worse
|
then broiled feet
|
smothered in napalm
|
,which really isn't
|
an exfoliant unless
|
you have elephantitis
|
on your pachyderm
|
, which can only
|
truly exist in
|
Uranus or perhaps
|
in my anus
|
. all that aside,
|
Meridae'n fingers his
|
dear friend Crony
|
while paddyjoe watched
|
with a beer
|
vendor standing by
|
to service all
|
those involved with
|
tasty ky jelly
|
and bring them
|
the necessary equipment
|
to violate bundy's
|
locker of strange
|
exotic candy collection
|
,and insert them
|
right up his
|
right pant leg
|
and into his
|
new frilly latex
|
cumberbun with dangling
|
,sparkly amulets that
|
twinkles quietly alone
|
. He then jumped
|
into a pool
|
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