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bank account. They
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spent everything, except
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US$0.02, which was
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about all I
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earned last year.
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The creatures found
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a large cake
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with green frosting
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that Astrocloud had
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stowed away in
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and didn't smoke.
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All the kings
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had been stolen
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Astros' beaded handbag
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was full of
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butt plugs, feathers
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and beer. Taxes
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are high, like
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flyman and Bernadette
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and Bundy and
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and fremen and
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lots of other
(and and?) |
things up there
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where the birds
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abuse themselves with
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Fremen's pet moths.
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So the fembots
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ravished the land
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growing flymans' crop
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Of super hairy
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skank weed.Fremen
|
loved it anyway
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and so did
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bundys' sister, Moolag.
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Vermin and Moolag
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sat with fremen
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till humpty fell
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off the wagon
|
and started binge
|
drinking raw yolks
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just like little
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Rocky Balboa Jr.
|
and his dog,
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Toto too. The
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Born again Christians
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threatened to revolt
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against the munchkins
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but splck was
|
too heavy. Androgenous
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dwarfs like flyman
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just might get
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laid one day.
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Peanut butter looks
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and even tastes
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as if were
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made of insect
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feces but it
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actually is from
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bug shit. Telekinesis
|
was flymans' specialty
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after he sparked
|
a row between
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here and Timbucktoo
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flyman smoked two
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ladybugs by mistake
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causing extreme hallucinations
|
that rendered him
|
back to normal.
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Suddenly, everyone became
|
enchanted by Flyman's
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ability to fart
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Oh Canada while
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simultaneously underarm farting
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Mr Bojangles. He
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farted a tune
|
sounding something like
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"Sweet Home Alabama",
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which reminded him
|
of jammin' with
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Fremen and Paddyjoe.
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PJ sang real
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while fremen choked
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on Flymans fumes
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from the buds
|
he stuck in
|
his giant stovepipe
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along with some...
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laydybugs. His first
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reaction was to
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touch himself but
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then he realized
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he forgot to
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unzip his pants
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but the cop
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said..."spread 'em"
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so he opens
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his zipper…… slowly...
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and reaches in
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and pulls out
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two ladybugs that
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