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his eyes began
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crossing and uncrossing
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until he shot
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the mad cow
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with his spunk!
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The poor cow
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stood there watching
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as bundy coralled(sp)
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sucked his utters
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for the fat
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ribeyes that flyman
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stole from neighboring
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sex-fetish clans
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. These clans specialize
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in creamy cumshots!
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Too bad for
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all those little
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little blue smurfs
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that wander into
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wood chippers and
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dislodge the gears.
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After the clean-up
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towel ignited spontaneously
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sending flames around
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splcks' over-plowed asshole
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and licking sensuously.
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this is getting
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Fremen very hot
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for a taste
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of paddyjoe's johnson
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yum yum yum
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is what everybody
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says when they
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are sucking everyone
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for quarter-dollars
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, sorta like when
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campfire songs were
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an excuse for
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running naked through
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Grandma's house when
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the world was
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young and ripe!
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So ripe, it
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blossomed with great
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funbags of fury
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, launching spurts of
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volcanic ash out
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violently in waves
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so smelly, that
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bundy enjoyed the
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aroma in his
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armpit over the
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smell of anything!
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Fifteen Latvian economists
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danced merrily around
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the fat nudist
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who was poking
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bundy with a
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hunting knife in
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his jewel bag
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that splck batted
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off to him
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after throwing up
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munchy crunchy chocolatey
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morsels of pork!
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One day, Freman
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was riding his
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size large buttplug
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with anal lube
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WHEN HE TORE
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canon and flyman's
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strap on dildos
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apart with my
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bare teeth and
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licked the residue
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just for fun.
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Too bad it
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got stuck in
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a drain pipe.
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While blowing goats
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up, up and
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through the ionosphere
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Freman said "Texans
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smell a little
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on the nasty
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side, but they
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slather Aqua Velva
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in their crack
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cocaine for extra
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nose bleeds and
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to smell better.
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Unfortunately, it doesn't
(splck, awesome fucking av) |
help the facial
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warts they have
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developed on Fremens
(splck, another brilliant av!!) |
extremely large bulbous
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ass cheeks,so
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he tried mixing
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Camphophenique and Compound-W
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