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the devil was
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stroking a frog-leg
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and about to
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sink its fangs
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into a railroad
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of angst in
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the rump of
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the vile thing,
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which sported a
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New York brim
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, gold tooth displayed,
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mack daddy pimp,
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like Kinky Renee
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who likes it
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anyway he can.
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never forgetting that
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I am cool
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and Fremen is
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cooler than a
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big bucket of...
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iced clams mixed
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with abalone and
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served à la carte in
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a man's hat.
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Where's my hat,
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the clam-resistant one?
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The clam hat
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was in the
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back of flyman's
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Trans-Am. So he
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spun to the
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local brothel for
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clean up duty
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and ash hauling
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which, just about
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made paddyjoe go
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weee! weeee! all...
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the way home.
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Nobody expected the
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influx of sheep
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to effect productivity,
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bitchin' trans am
*edit* ahh, shit, i was on the wrong page.....carry on.. |
at the place
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where Midlandmadman buys
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rubber party pants.
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story
florida gator fans
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need to learn
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their ABC's. Bundy
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pummels the meat
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with fur mittens
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made of skunks
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scrotums that have
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gone rancid in
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splck's backseat of
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his billy cart.
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But the smell
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of the rotting
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was pure delight
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to paddyjoe as
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he spanked his
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little johnson. Flyman's
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mouth opened wide
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then spit,wads
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Of gum at
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his reflection in
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the rear-view mirror
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as he glanced
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away from the
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morbidly obese image
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of himself in
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a pink loincloth.
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On that note
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flyman decided he
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was gonna roll
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himself in flour
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after dipping himself
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in anti-pesto and
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swizzled cheerio milk
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that splck lovingly
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Her legs spread...
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Quote:
they're actually quite good. with PJ's post...... that splck lovingly bathed in,with |
several congressmen who
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wanted paddyjoes johnson.
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Suddenly, like a
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virgin, he went
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where no man
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had been recently:
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the Ladies Lounge,
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where all of
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the severed scrotums
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are scattered after
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flyman posted a
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dirty little rhyme
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espousing the use
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of swizzled cheerios.
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Up till then,
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only the sophisticated
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patrons of the
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General Mills family
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ate old bologna
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