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Old 06-22-2005, 09:11 PM   #2161 (permalink)
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another overdone weekend = a solid hit in the wallet
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Old 06-22-2005, 11:39 PM   #2162 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2005, 05:38 PM   #2163 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2005, 06:27 PM   #2164 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2005, 07:04 PM   #2165 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2005, 12:17 PM   #2166 (permalink)
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honey bunches of oats=cellulite on your SOs nuts
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Old 06-27-2005, 12:10 PM   #2167 (permalink)
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cellulite on you SOs nuts = heavy lap-dancing
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 06-27-2005, 03:22 PM   #2168 (permalink)
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heavy lap-dancing = crushed pelvis (especially if she's one of those 400-pounders)
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Old 06-27-2005, 03:28 PM   #2169 (permalink)
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crushed pelvis (especially if she's one of those 400-pounders)

= just for the halibut
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Old 06-27-2005, 06:10 PM   #2170 (permalink)
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just for the halibut = must be Friday nite!
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Old 06-27-2005, 06:58 PM   #2171 (permalink)
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must be Friday nite! = flyman's backyard smells of skunk...sweet skunk that is.
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Old 06-27-2005, 07:00 PM   #2172 (permalink)
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flyman's backyard smells of skunk...sweet skunk that is= Munchies
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Old 06-27-2005, 08:13 PM   #2173 (permalink)
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munchies = cannibalistic kiddie band
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Old 06-28-2005, 08:03 AM   #2174 (permalink)
 
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cannibalistic kiddie band = Alvin and the chickmunch
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Old 06-28-2005, 11:49 AM   #2175 (permalink)
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Alvin and the chickmunch = pete rozelle and the colonel's nuggets
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-12-2005, 09:19 AM   #2176 (permalink)
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pete rozelle and the colonel's nuggets = almost killed this thread
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Old 07-12-2005, 10:22 AM   #2177 (permalink)
 
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almost killed this thread = now we don't have to do a search to drag it back up
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Old 07-12-2005, 10:32 AM   #2178 (permalink)
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now we don't have to do a search to drag it back up = a brand new life
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Old 07-12-2005, 10:41 AM   #2179 (permalink)
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a brand new life = witness protection program candidate
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Old 07-12-2005, 12:01 PM   #2180 (permalink)
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witness protection program candidate = the stool of a pigeon
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-12-2005, 12:28 PM   #2181 (permalink)
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the stool of a pigeon = fell on your head, uncle phil. ewwwwwwww

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Old 07-12-2005, 12:44 PM   #2182 (permalink)
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fell on your head, uncle phil. ewwwwwwww = Blue Ice
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Old 07-13-2005, 11:21 AM   #2183 (permalink)
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Blue Ice = Boeing bombs
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Old 07-13-2005, 03:06 PM   #2184 (permalink)
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Boeing bombs = rolling thunder (you had to be there...)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-13-2005, 04:20 PM   #2185 (permalink)
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rolling thunder = a cheesy coin-op game back in the day
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Old 07-13-2005, 05:21 PM   #2186 (permalink)
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a cheesy coin-op game back in the day = Dragon's Lair
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Old 07-13-2005, 06:06 PM   #2187 (permalink)
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Dragon's Lair = vhi's i love the 80's
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Old 07-14-2005, 10:08 AM   #2188 (permalink)
 
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vhi's i love the 80's = I have to live through this crap a second time?
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Old 07-14-2005, 10:41 AM   #2189 (permalink)
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I have to live through this crap a second time? = Whoa, deja vu!
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Old 07-14-2005, 11:28 AM   #2190 (permalink)
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Whoa, deja vu! = all over again?
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-14-2005, 01:51 PM   #2191 (permalink)
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all over again? = 3rd grade
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Old 07-15-2005, 11:30 AM   #2192 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 07-15-2005, 12:58 PM   #2193 (permalink)
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not the best; not the worst = C student
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Old 07-16-2005, 08:14 PM   #2194 (permalink)
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c student= best friend
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Old 07-17-2005, 01:32 AM   #2195 (permalink)
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Old 07-18-2005, 07:44 AM   #2196 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-18-2005, 03:09 PM   #2197 (permalink)
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the arsehole to the right of the left arshole = Rush Limbaugh
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Old 07-18-2005, 03:36 PM   #2198 (permalink)
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Rush Limbaugh=A man who will be presidentially pardoned
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Old 07-18-2005, 04:16 PM   #2199 (permalink)
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A man who will be presidentially pardoned = karl rove
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 07-18-2005, 05:02 PM   #2200 (permalink)
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