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Old 02-27-2006, 06:42 PM   #2321 (permalink)
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Old 02-27-2006, 07:18 PM   #2322 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2006, 03:30 PM   #2323 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2006, 03:34 PM   #2324 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2006, 07:20 PM   #2325 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2006, 09:19 AM   #2326 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2006, 10:59 AM   #2327 (permalink)
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Old 03-02-2006, 01:56 PM   #2328 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2006, 08:12 AM   #2329 (permalink)
 
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Old 03-04-2006, 05:55 AM   #2330 (permalink)
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you had to write a thesis? Man was I lucky. = I paid the professor for a grade
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Old 03-04-2006, 04:04 PM   #2331 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2006, 04:30 PM   #2332 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2006, 04:44 PM   #2333 (permalink)
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from post #1...

The equals (=) game

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I was inspired by a poster that I saw. It said something like "US greed for Oil equals War" and then I thought of something else I read that goes "War equals failure".

So does that mean that Greed for Oil equals failure? I thought about it for a second and then decided that this can go on forever.

I'm not necessarilly looking for Orwellian doublespeak (ie Freedom equals Slavery) but if that is where the thread goes so be it... Just say what comes to mind

Here let me start the first one

Silence = Peace
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Old 03-05-2006, 06:24 AM   #2334 (permalink)
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undesirable urge to be letching on drunk women


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Old 03-05-2006, 09:19 AM   #2335 (permalink)
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Seeing as how paul made an illegal move, I'll continue:

flipping burgers for a living now = would you like to supersize?
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Old 03-06-2006, 04:31 PM   #2336 (permalink)
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ok guys, let's settle back...

i don't know where we got lost, but...

starting with the last entry, posted by the red-head...

would you like to supersize = /me wants fries with that
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Old 03-06-2006, 06:54 PM   #2337 (permalink)
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me wants fries with that


= i'd like a fur burger,thighs on the side........a nipple thick shake,and a cherry bendover for desert.
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Old 03-07-2006, 02:34 PM   #2338 (permalink)
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= i'd like a fur burger,thighs on the side........a nipple thick shake,and a cherry bendover for desert.
= what the waitress at sonic burger hears every time the flyman drives through
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:20 PM   #2339 (permalink)
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Old 03-16-2006, 02:22 PM   #2340 (permalink)
 
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What no Coors Light!!!?
= Something flyman would never say
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Old 03-16-2006, 04:55 PM   #2341 (permalink)
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-17-2006, 09:04 AM   #2342 (permalink)
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Old 03-17-2006, 09:11 AM   #2343 (permalink)
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man.......you bastards are killing me here.


......hey newtx........hit refresh eh.


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"say hallallujiah, amen..."

= THE BEER STORE IS OPEN!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-17-2006, 05:38 PM   #2344 (permalink)
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man.......you bastards are killing me here.


......hey newtx........hit refresh eh.





= THE BEER STORE IS OPEN!!!!!!!!!!
= flyman's prayer was answered
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-17-2006, 06:46 PM   #2345 (permalink)
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= flyman's prayer was answered

= the chopper didn't see his outdoor stash
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Old 03-19-2006, 08:34 AM   #2346 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2006, 06:37 AM   #2347 (permalink)
 
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Old 03-20-2006, 02:32 PM   #2348 (permalink)
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he bumped his head on the roof and adjusted his seat = going...down?
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 05-22-2006, 05:02 AM   #2349 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2006, 12:51 PM   #2350 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-14-2006, 08:54 AM   #2351 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2006, 09:36 AM   #2352 (permalink)
 
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wtf? = with teal feathers?
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Old 06-14-2006, 12:33 PM   #2353 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:35 PM   #2354 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2006, 08:29 AM   #2355 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2006, 10:35 AM   #2356 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2006, 03:53 PM   #2357 (permalink)
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whoops, we forgot the silverware = got fingers?
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-15-2006, 05:23 PM   #2358 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2006, 07:52 PM   #2359 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2006, 12:51 PM   #2360 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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