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Old 09-30-2006, 10:33 AM   #2481 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2006, 11:07 AM   #2482 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2006, 12:45 PM   #2483 (permalink)
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flyman busting my ass


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Old 09-30-2006, 01:22 PM   #2484 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2006, 01:50 PM   #2485 (permalink)
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= is that a pastor?
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Old 09-30-2006, 04:33 PM   #2486 (permalink)
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is that a pastor? = collecting donations?
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Old 10-02-2006, 12:18 PM   #2487 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 10-02-2006, 05:29 PM   #2488 (permalink)
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isn't that what a sperm bank is for? = defeat
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Old 10-02-2006, 11:07 PM   #2489 (permalink)
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isn't that what a sperm bank is for? = defeat

= the agony of athletes de feet
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Old 10-03-2006, 12:43 PM   #2490 (permalink)
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the agony of athletes de feet = tolerance
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Old 10-03-2006, 07:30 PM   #2491 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2006, 08:30 PM   #2492 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2006, 12:57 PM   #2493 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 10-05-2006, 01:08 PM   #2494 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2006, 01:45 PM   #2495 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 10-05-2006, 02:13 PM   #2496 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2006, 04:33 AM   #2497 (permalink)
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no sex


= lost both hands in a mill accident.
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:39 PM   #2498 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:43 PM   #2499 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:28 PM   #2500 (permalink)
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all the towels are in the dryer = gotta know when to fold 'em
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Old 10-06-2006, 11:28 PM   #2501 (permalink)
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gotta know when to fold 'em

= now i have to wear these fuckin' pantyhose.
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Old 10-07-2006, 04:12 AM   #2502 (permalink)
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now i have to wear these fuckin' pantyhose = something you and your dandy boyfriends secretly enjoy.


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Old 10-07-2006, 08:21 AM   #2503 (permalink)
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something you and your dandy boyfriends secretly enjoy.

= wearing toilet paper as a bridesgown.







*bastard*


and those are the real deal too folks........not a chopped version

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Old 10-08-2006, 11:20 PM   #2504 (permalink)
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wearing toilet paper as a bridesgown = identity crisis
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Old 10-09-2006, 07:33 AM   #2505 (permalink)
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identity crisis

= paddyjoe lookin' in a mirror.
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Old 10-09-2006, 11:07 AM   #2506 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2006, 11:26 AM   #2507 (permalink)
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who's the fairest of them all = Elphabas aunts worst nightmare
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Old 10-09-2006, 02:18 PM   #2508 (permalink)
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equals wormy red apples
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Old 10-09-2006, 03:47 PM   #2509 (permalink)
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wormy red apples= no apple pie
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Old 10-09-2006, 04:30 PM   #2510 (permalink)
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no apple pie = no rain in indianapolis

(gotta remember my buddy o. c. smith...)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 10-09-2006, 09:48 PM   #2511 (permalink)
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no rain in indianapolis = no spring in montana
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Old 10-10-2006, 06:27 PM   #2512 (permalink)
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no spring in montana = I really hope you stocked up the pantry last fall...
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Old 10-10-2006, 06:33 PM   #2513 (permalink)
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I really hope you stocked up the pantry last fall... = suicide
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Old 10-10-2006, 09:23 PM   #2514 (permalink)
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I really hope you stocked up the pantry last fall... = suicide
Sewercide = useful septic tank product
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Old 10-11-2006, 05:09 AM   #2515 (permalink)
 
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useful septic tank product = the small yip yip dog dissapearing apparatus
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Old 10-11-2006, 06:51 AM   #2516 (permalink)
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Old 10-11-2006, 11:18 AM   #2517 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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Old 10-12-2006, 05:30 PM   #2518 (permalink)
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= Thanksgiving
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Old 10-12-2006, 05:52 PM   #2519 (permalink)
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Thanksgiving

= thanks to that bastard joe for giving me the gears

*you turkey*

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Old 10-12-2006, 06:49 PM   #2520 (permalink)
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thanks to that bastard joe for giving me the gears = appeasement
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