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Old 12-15-2010, 09:32 AM   #5281 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2010, 10:07 AM   #5282 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2010, 12:51 PM   #5283 (permalink)
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/ Heavy on the mako.
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Old 12-16-2010, 06:44 AM   #5284 (permalink)
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= your choice of banana or bacon
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Old 12-16-2010, 02:47 PM   #5285 (permalink)
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= push or thrust
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Old 12-17-2010, 07:53 AM   #5286 (permalink)
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= if you have a choice, you're not using enough lubrication.
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Old 12-17-2010, 08:32 AM   #5287 (permalink)
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= taking it up the ass or changing your oil
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Old 12-17-2010, 08:42 AM   #5288 (permalink)
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Old 12-17-2010, 09:07 AM   #5289 (permalink)
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= you never know where it's been
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Old 12-17-2010, 09:39 AM   #5290 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2010, 07:10 AM   #5291 (permalink)
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= big oil payoffs
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Old 12-21-2010, 12:01 PM   #5292 (permalink)
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= Sesame Oil Street has been brought to you today by the number 30 Billion and the letters B & P.
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Old 12-23-2010, 07:54 AM   #5293 (permalink)
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= sponsors for toddlers
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Old 05-18-2011, 03:24 PM   #5294 (permalink)
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= favorite Jeopardy category
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Old 05-18-2011, 03:26 PM   #5295 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2011, 05:09 PM   #5296 (permalink)
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:08 AM   #5297 (permalink)
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= one pound off andre the giant...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:52 AM   #5298 (permalink)
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= not much of a discount
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Old 05-19-2011, 05:35 AM   #5299 (permalink)
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= Buy one for the price of two and get a second at no additional charge!
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Old 05-19-2011, 09:57 AM   #5300 (permalink)
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= The Shriner's Discount: Double the price and give 'em 40% off.
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Old 05-20-2011, 07:33 AM   #5301 (permalink)
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= Mad Makhmud's discount Fez emporium
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Old 05-20-2011, 12:01 PM   #5302 (permalink)
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= favorite laundering facility
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Old 05-20-2011, 01:27 PM   #5303 (permalink)
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= soapy hands
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Old 05-20-2011, 05:41 PM   #5304 (permalink)
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= slippery handjob
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Old 05-21-2011, 01:32 AM   #5305 (permalink)
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= he was very happy
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Old 05-21-2011, 10:28 AM   #5306 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2011, 11:01 AM   #5307 (permalink)
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= Fly's ass
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Old 05-21-2011, 12:21 PM   #5308 (permalink)
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= hairy but sexy
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Old 05-23-2011, 05:57 AM   #5309 (permalink)
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= The slippery slope to yiffing.
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Old 05-23-2011, 06:20 AM   #5310 (permalink)
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= what we might easily slide down, if we knew what it was
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Old 05-23-2011, 07:32 AM   #5311 (permalink)
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(Yiffing: Dressing up as anthropid animals and having sex.)

= The classic stair to chute trap.
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Old 05-23-2011, 08:04 AM   #5312 (permalink)
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= may I just use a ladder?
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Old 05-23-2011, 08:27 AM   #5313 (permalink)
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= taking your case to a higher court...
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Old 05-23-2011, 05:30 PM   #5314 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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hearing a symphony...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 05-24-2011, 07:23 AM   #5315 (permalink)
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= Gettin' all gussied up to watch the ponces finger their contraptions.
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Old 05-24-2011, 03:20 PM   #5316 (permalink)
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= whatever blows your skirt up
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Old 05-25-2011, 02:32 AM   #5317 (permalink)
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= that scene from 'Bus Stop...'
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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