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Old 04-19-2005, 03:48 AM   #2041 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2005, 04:48 AM   #2042 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2005, 03:10 PM   #2043 (permalink)
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guaranteed carpet stain = sex on the crimson wave
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Old 04-19-2005, 03:11 PM   #2044 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2005, 04:32 PM   #2045 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2005, 04:56 PM   #2046 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2005, 05:18 PM   #2047 (permalink)
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Old 04-20-2005, 09:42 AM   #2048 (permalink)
 
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there can be no better place = home in bed
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Old 04-20-2005, 10:16 AM   #2049 (permalink)
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Old 04-20-2005, 10:53 AM   #2050 (permalink)
 
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Old 04-20-2005, 11:24 AM   #2051 (permalink)
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Old 04-20-2005, 01:19 PM   #2052 (permalink)
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Old 04-20-2005, 01:24 PM   #2053 (permalink)
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Old 04-20-2005, 02:17 PM   #2054 (permalink)
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not as glamorous as it sounds = stripping (read Jenna Jameson's autobiography)
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Old 04-20-2005, 04:36 PM   #2055 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 04-20-2005, 09:11 PM   #2056 (permalink)
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Old 04-21-2005, 05:01 AM   #2057 (permalink)
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Old 04-21-2005, 07:16 AM   #2058 (permalink)
 
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Old 04-21-2005, 09:42 AM   #2059 (permalink)
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Old 04-21-2005, 01:35 PM   #2060 (permalink)
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work is where you go not what you do = be an art major, then it's both
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Old 04-21-2005, 02:13 PM   #2061 (permalink)
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be an art major, then it's both = degree in conceptual art guarantees it's neither.
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Old 04-21-2005, 04:10 PM   #2062 (permalink)
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degree in conceptual art guarantees it's neither = or both
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 04-21-2005, 05:25 PM   #2063 (permalink)
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Old 04-21-2005, 11:19 PM   #2064 (permalink)
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lotsa hardwork & good fortune = the waiter in a chinese restaurant gets a complimentary fortune cookie
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Old 04-22-2005, 04:14 AM   #2065 (permalink)
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the waiter in a chinese restaurant gets a complimentary fortune cookie = hard work pays
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Old 04-22-2005, 05:20 AM   #2066 (permalink)
 
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Old 04-22-2005, 07:26 AM   #2067 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2005, 10:24 AM   #2068 (permalink)
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dreams become true = if you live in Disneyland
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Old 04-22-2005, 10:40 AM   #2069 (permalink)
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if you live in Disneyland = u work in disneyland
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Old 04-22-2005, 11:22 AM   #2070 (permalink)
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u work in disneyland = U must score with the chick who plays cinderella
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Old 04-22-2005, 01:12 PM   #2071 (permalink)
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U must score with the chick who plays cinderella = better than scoring with the dude from neverland.
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Old 04-22-2005, 03:43 PM   #2072 (permalink)
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better than scoring with the dude from neverland = anything
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 04-22-2005, 06:26 PM   #2073 (permalink)
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anything = what I was told I could become when I was young
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Old 04-23-2005, 11:11 PM   #2074 (permalink)
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what I was told I could become when I was young = An amount equal to nothing
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Old 04-24-2005, 07:46 AM   #2075 (permalink)
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an amount equal to nothing = my ex
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Old 04-24-2005, 08:32 AM   #2076 (permalink)
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my ex = I'm finding out was everyones ex
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Old 04-25-2005, 04:32 PM   #2077 (permalink)
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I'm finding out was everyones ex = slow ride...sleazy...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 04-26-2005, 02:06 PM   #2078 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2005, 03:28 PM   #2079 (permalink)
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used car & its salesman = my buddy's yugo
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 05-02-2005, 05:34 PM   #2080 (permalink)
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