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Old 03-13-2005, 09:07 AM   #1841 (permalink)
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will be learning braille soon = The World News sensation Bat Boy
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Old 03-13-2005, 07:42 PM   #1842 (permalink)
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The World News sensation Bat Boy=Anna Nichole Smith's next husband
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Old 03-14-2005, 01:57 AM   #1843 (permalink)
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Anna Nichol Smith's next husband = Enjoy it while you can
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Old 03-14-2005, 02:24 AM   #1844 (permalink)
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Enjoy it while you can = Ice cream on a hot summer's day
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Old 03-14-2005, 04:42 AM   #1845 (permalink)
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Ice cream on a hot summer's day
= not as good as an ice cold wobbly pop.
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Old 03-14-2005, 05:01 AM   #1846 (permalink)
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An ice cold wobbly pop = I believe I'll have another!
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Old 03-14-2005, 05:17 AM   #1847 (permalink)
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I beleive I'll have another = Thank you, Sir!
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Old 03-14-2005, 09:34 AM   #1848 (permalink)
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Thank you, sir! = Working overtime...again
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Old 03-14-2005, 10:48 AM   #1849 (permalink)
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Working overtime...again = not I
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Old 03-14-2005, 01:27 PM   #1850 (permalink)
 
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not = incorrect spelling of the word 'knot'
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Old 03-14-2005, 01:40 PM   #1851 (permalink)
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incorrect spelling of the word 'knot' = naught
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Old 03-14-2005, 01:56 PM   #1852 (permalink)
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naught = less than 1
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Old 03-14-2005, 04:51 PM   #1853 (permalink)
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less than 1 = number of legs on a chicken's egg
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Old 03-14-2005, 07:29 PM   #1854 (permalink)
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number of legs on a chicken's egg

= scrambled or poached
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Old 03-15-2005, 06:09 AM   #1855 (permalink)
 
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scrambled or poached = a way not to eat salmn and a way to eat salmon
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Old 03-15-2005, 10:31 AM   #1856 (permalink)
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a way not to eat salmn and a way to eat salmon = it was the salmon mousse
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Old 03-15-2005, 12:57 PM   #1857 (permalink)
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it was the salmon mousse - what made my hair look "fishy..."
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 03-15-2005, 02:31 PM   #1858 (permalink)
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what made my hair look "fishy..." = a date with Charlie the Tuna
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Old 03-16-2005, 02:29 AM   #1859 (permalink)
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A date with Charlie the Tuna = A clever ploy to make the Chicken of the Sea mermaid jealous
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Old 03-16-2005, 10:11 AM   #1860 (permalink)
 
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A clever ploy to make the Chicken of the Sea mermaid jealous = Shh! Ariel (the Little Mermaid) is getting implants
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Old 03-16-2005, 11:15 AM   #1861 (permalink)
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Shh! Ariel (the Little Mermaid) is getting implants = hottest Disney character ever
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Old 03-16-2005, 11:50 AM   #1862 (permalink)
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hottest Disney character ever = where would your peener go?
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Old 03-16-2005, 01:31 PM   #1863 (permalink)
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where would your peener go = wherever it wants to
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 03-16-2005, 07:34 PM   #1864 (permalink)
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wherever it wants to
= the place the fuckin' dog goes after she jumped the gate
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Old 03-17-2005, 03:47 AM   #1865 (permalink)
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the place the fuckin' dog goes after she jumped the gate = The nearest pile of stink to roll around in
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Old 03-17-2005, 06:05 AM   #1866 (permalink)
 
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The nearest pile of stink to roll around in = a dead rat
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Old 03-17-2005, 01:48 PM   #1867 (permalink)
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a dead rat = one of two main ingredients in oriental fast food
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 03-17-2005, 02:28 PM   #1868 (permalink)
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one of two main ingredients in oriental fast food = That wasn't chicken
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Old 03-17-2005, 03:50 PM   #1869 (permalink)
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That wasn't chicken=Roof Rabbit
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Old 03-18-2005, 02:29 AM   #1870 (permalink)
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Roof Rabbit = Rabbit's don't fiddle on a hot tin roof
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Old 03-18-2005, 11:03 AM   #1871 (permalink)
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Rabbit's don't fiddle on a hot tin roof = No hare high in the air
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Old 03-18-2005, 11:14 AM   #1872 (permalink)
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No hare high in the air = shaved stewardesses?
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Old 03-18-2005, 12:33 PM   #1873 (permalink)
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shaved stewardesses = flying "united..."
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 03-18-2005, 04:18 PM   #1874 (permalink)
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flying "united..." = Holding hands and singing Kumbaya while on an airplane
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Old 03-18-2005, 04:22 PM   #1875 (permalink)
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Holding hands and singing Kumbaya while on an airplane=2 minutes to impact
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Old 03-18-2005, 04:41 PM   #1876 (permalink)
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snap = enlightenment
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Old 03-18-2005, 04:44 PM   #1877 (permalink)
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snap = enlightenment
?????????????
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 03-18-2005, 04:51 PM   #1878 (permalink)
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can you say refresh????




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2 minutes to impact

= not a good scene
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Old 03-19-2005, 02:43 AM   #1879 (permalink)
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not a good scene = emo
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Old 03-19-2005, 10:44 AM   #1880 (permalink)
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