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Fly · 02-26-2005, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by howdydave

sex on a cold winter's night

= a sweet time in the hot tub

mazagmot · 02-26-2005, 10:43 AM

a sweet time in the hot tub = fun cleaning out the filters in the morning

bernadette · 02-26-2005, 11:01 AM

fun cleaning out the filters in the morning = something only an obsessive-compulsive person would say

Grancey · 02-26-2005, 12:36 PM

something only an obsessive-compulsive person would say = Did you wash your hands?

nofnway · 02-26-2005, 05:39 PM

Did you wash your hands?...=don't be a slob

howdydave · 02-27-2005, 08:44 PM

don't be a slob = Dogpatch, USA

uncle phil · 02-28-2005, 01:14 PM

Dogpatch, USA = about 6 miles east of here

Coppertop · 02-28-2005, 01:19 PM

about 6 miles East of here = San Francisco Bay

bernadette · 03-01-2005, 10:45 AM

San Francisco Bay = a lovely place for a sunset cruise

uncle phil · 03-01-2005, 01:33 PM

a lovely place for a sunset cruise = the west coast of florida

Fly · 03-01-2005, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

the west coast of florida

= no where near me

Coppertop · 03-01-2005, 03:17 PM

nowhere near me = Alpha Centauri

howdydave · 03-01-2005, 03:55 PM

Alpha Centauri = "Engage the warp drive!"

spived2 · 03-01-2005, 04:54 PM

"Engange the warp drive!" = a geek trying to talk dirty

Coppertop · 03-01-2005, 05:01 PM

a geek trying to talk dirty = referring to your male implement as a wand of fucking +2 and proceeding to request that she make a saving throw against orgasm.

nofnway · 03-01-2005, 05:03 PM

a geek trying to talk dirty=Michael jackson making a come on

howdydave · 03-02-2005, 09:46 AM

Michael jackson making a come on = falling for a mummy

FngKestrel · 03-02-2005, 10:56 AM

falling for a mummy = Howard Carter

MiSo · 03-02-2005, 12:37 PM

howard carter = stranger

uncle phil · 03-02-2005, 12:55 PM

stranger = weirder

Grancey · 03-02-2005, 01:27 PM

weirder = family

Zeraph · 03-02-2005, 01:33 PM

family=mofia

Coppertop · 03-02-2005, 02:03 PM

Sure, go right ahead and skip posts.

mofia = typo

Sticky · 03-03-2005, 12:02 PM

typo = the result of using a french keyboard

Astrocloud · 03-03-2005, 02:05 PM

the result of using a french keyboard = Mangled aus trio

uncle phil · 03-03-2005, 02:25 PM

Mangled aus trio = three people from oz pick a fight with a train

nofnway · 03-03-2005, 04:37 PM

three people from oz pick a fight with a train=3 dead people

Fly · 03-03-2005, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofnway

3 dead people

= I,Me,Mine

victorjara · 03-03-2005, 07:44 PM

I, Me, Mine = George Lives!!

howdydave · 03-04-2005, 12:36 PM

George Lives!! = Big stick diplomacy

uncle phil · 03-04-2005, 12:38 PM

Big stick diplomacy = TR

Grancey · 03-04-2005, 03:55 PM

tiptoe.....

Coppertop · 03-04-2005, 05:24 PM

Uh... wtf?

Anyway:

TR = Teddy Ruxpin

nofnway · 03-05-2005, 04:26 PM

teddy ruxpin = classic toys of the 80's

Coppertop · 03-06-2005, 01:58 AM

classic toys of the 80s = Go-Bots

uncle phil · 03-07-2005, 01:15 PM

Go-Bots = robbie on wheels

Hampshire · 03-07-2005, 06:15 PM

robbie on wheels- quick get away

jhkayakr · 03-07-2005, 06:25 PM

quick get away=long vacation

FngKestrel · 03-07-2005, 06:38 PM

Long vacation = Frontal Lobotomy

nofnway · 03-07-2005, 08:41 PM

Frontal labotomy = Bottle in front of me

02-26-2005, 11:01 AM	#1763 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	fun cleaning out the filters in the morning = something only an obsessive-compulsive person would say __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-26-2005, 12:36 PM	#1764 (permalink)
Grancey Life's short, gotta hurry... Location: land of pit vipers	something only an obsessive-compulsive person would say = Did you wash your hands? __________________ Quiet, mild-mannered souls might just turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool.

02-26-2005, 05:39 PM	#1765 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	Did you wash your hands?...=don't be a slob __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

02-27-2005, 08:44 PM	#1766 (permalink)
howdydave Upright Location: Rochester, New York	don't be a slob = Dogpatch, USA __________________ Dave ©¿©¬ "Noli illigitemi carborundum decendus" "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" - Popeye

02-28-2005, 01:14 PM	#1767 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Dogpatch, USA = about 6 miles east of here __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-26-2005, 10:43 AM	#1762 (permalink)
mazagmot Crazy Location: S. Korea	a sweet time in the hot tub = fun cleaning out the filters in the morning

02-28-2005, 01:19 PM	#1768 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	about 6 miles East of here = San Francisco Bay

03-01-2005, 10:45 AM	#1769 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	San Francisco Bay = a lovely place for a sunset cruise __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

03-01-2005, 01:33 PM	#1770 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	a lovely place for a sunset cruise = the west coast of florida __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-01-2005, 03:17 PM	#1772 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	nowhere near me = Alpha Centauri

03-01-2005, 03:55 PM	#1773 (permalink)
howdydave Upright Location: Rochester, New York	Alpha Centauri = "Engage the warp drive!" __________________ Dave ©¿©¬ "Noli illigitemi carborundum decendus" "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" - Popeye

03-01-2005, 04:54 PM	#1774 (permalink)
spived2 Desert Rat Location: Arizona	"Engange the warp drive!" = a geek trying to talk dirty __________________ "This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V

03-01-2005, 05:01 PM	#1775 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	a geek trying to talk dirty = referring to your male implement as a wand of fucking +2 and proceeding to request that she make a saving throw against orgasm.

03-01-2005, 05:03 PM	#1776 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	a geek trying to talk dirty=Michael jackson making a come on __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

03-02-2005, 09:46 AM	#1777 (permalink)
howdydave Upright Location: Rochester, New York	Michael jackson making a come on = falling for a mummy __________________ Dave ©¿©¬ "Noli illigitemi carborundum decendus" "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" - Popeye

03-02-2005, 10:56 AM	#1778 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	falling for a mummy = Howard Carter

03-02-2005, 12:37 PM	#1779 (permalink)
MiSo Psycho	howard carter = stranger

03-02-2005, 12:55 PM	#1780 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	stranger = weirder __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-02-2005, 01:27 PM	#1781 (permalink)
Grancey Life's short, gotta hurry... Location: land of pit vipers	weirder = family __________________ Quiet, mild-mannered souls might just turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool.

03-02-2005, 01:33 PM	#1782 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	family=mofia

03-02-2005, 02:03 PM	#1783 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Sure, go right ahead and skip posts. mofia = typo

03-03-2005, 12:02 PM	#1784 (permalink)
Sticky	typo = the result of using a french keyboard __________________ Sticky The Stickman

03-03-2005, 02:05 PM	#1785 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	the result of using a french keyboard = Mangled aus trio

03-03-2005, 02:25 PM	#1786 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Mangled aus trio = three people from oz pick a fight with a train __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-03-2005, 04:37 PM	#1787 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	three people from oz pick a fight with a train=3 dead people __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

03-03-2005, 07:44 PM	#1789 (permalink)
victorjara Upright	I, Me, Mine = George Lives!!

03-04-2005, 12:36 PM	#1790 (permalink)
howdydave Upright Location: Rochester, New York	George Lives!! = Big stick diplomacy __________________ Dave ©¿©¬ "Noli illigitemi carborundum decendus" "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" - Popeye

03-04-2005, 12:38 PM	#1791 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Big stick diplomacy = TR __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-04-2005, 03:55 PM	#1792 (permalink)
Grancey Life's short, gotta hurry... Location: land of pit vipers	tiptoe..... __________________ Quiet, mild-mannered souls might just turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool.

03-04-2005, 05:24 PM	#1793 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Uh... wtf? Anyway: TR = Teddy Ruxpin

03-05-2005, 04:26 PM	#1794 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	teddy ruxpin = classic toys of the 80's __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

03-06-2005, 01:58 AM	#1795 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	classic toys of the 80s = Go-Bots

03-07-2005, 01:15 PM	#1796 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Go-Bots = robbie on wheels __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-07-2005, 06:15 PM	#1797 (permalink)
Hampshire Crazy	robbie on wheels- quick get away

03-07-2005, 06:25 PM	#1798 (permalink)
jhkayakr Insane Location: under the skirt	quick get away=long vacation __________________ ........gotta need for speed....