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Old 02-02-2005, 11:59 AM   #1681 (permalink)
 
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knockout in 5 seconds = I am overmatched for my weightclass
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Old 02-02-2005, 01:19 PM   #1682 (permalink)
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Old 02-02-2005, 01:50 PM   #1683 (permalink)
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what the mouse said to the elephant as he crawled up the elephant's leg = bend over, here it comes again (aka BOHICA)
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Old 02-03-2005, 01:21 PM   #1684 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2005, 01:25 PM   #1685 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2005, 01:33 PM   #1686 (permalink)
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white-out only works on this screen one line at a time = Hello, technical support? My monitor isn't working.
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Old 02-03-2005, 01:38 PM   #1687 (permalink)
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Hello, technical support? My monitor isn't working. = AOL user
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Old 02-04-2005, 05:15 PM   #1688 (permalink)
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 02-04-2005, 05:49 PM   #1689 (permalink)
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underage = not quite ripe
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Old 02-04-2005, 05:56 PM   #1690 (permalink)
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not quite ripe = the banana i just ate
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Old 02-04-2005, 06:07 PM   #1691 (permalink)
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the banana i just ate = tastes like a persimmon when it's green
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Old 02-04-2005, 06:09 PM   #1692 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2005, 12:13 PM   #1693 (permalink)
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mocos = Mucus
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Old 02-06-2005, 12:26 PM   #1694 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2005, 02:21 PM   #1695 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2005, 06:47 PM   #1696 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2005, 09:51 PM   #1697 (permalink)
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Old 02-07-2005, 10:22 AM   #1698 (permalink)
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high pressure = Michael Jackson right about now
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Old 02-07-2005, 12:11 PM   #1699 (permalink)
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Old 02-07-2005, 05:04 PM   #1700 (permalink)
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Completely Clueless = A new sequal MiniSeries on ABC; based on the miniseries -based on the movie
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Old 02-09-2005, 10:36 PM   #1701 (permalink)
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A new sequal MiniSeries on ABC; based on the miniseries -based on the movie= that which is fucked up about America
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Old 02-10-2005, 05:39 AM   #1702 (permalink)
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Old 02-10-2005, 10:31 AM   #1703 (permalink)
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bush = the most unqualified person to be president of the united states
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Old 02-10-2005, 11:27 AM   #1704 (permalink)
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the most unqualified person to be president of the united states = Cheney
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Old 02-10-2005, 01:19 PM   #1705 (permalink)
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Old 02-10-2005, 06:29 PM   #1706 (permalink)
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Old 02-10-2005, 07:25 PM   #1707 (permalink)
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Old 02-11-2005, 12:47 PM   #1708 (permalink)
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Not Rong = Wong's Wok and Roll
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Old 02-11-2005, 12:50 PM   #1709 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 02-11-2005, 02:13 PM   #1710 (permalink)
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oriental fast food = still have the munchies 30 minutes later
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Old 02-12-2005, 08:34 AM   #1711 (permalink)
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still have the munchies 30 minutes later = anything low-carb, low-sodium, and low-fat
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Old 02-12-2005, 09:50 AM   #1712 (permalink)
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Old 02-12-2005, 09:53 AM   #1713 (permalink)
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Old 02-12-2005, 10:25 PM   #1714 (permalink)
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Old 02-14-2005, 01:43 PM   #1715 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 02-16-2005, 02:21 PM   #1716 (permalink)
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what alice saw when she peered through the looking-glass = Brandy
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Old 02-16-2005, 04:31 PM   #1717 (permalink)
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Brandy = try it with milk
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Old 02-16-2005, 04:33 PM   #1718 (permalink)
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try it with milk = cookies
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 02-16-2005, 06:25 PM   #1719 (permalink)
 
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cookies = something you should not eat in bed
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:57 PM   #1720 (permalink)
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