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Fly · 07-31-2006, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

= "you talkin' to me?"

= cuz you fuckin' better not be!!!!

Sticky · 08-01-2006, 05:24 AM

cuz you fuckin' better not be!!!! = answering the phone while taking a dump

CaliLivChick · 08-01-2006, 10:01 AM

answering the phone while taking a dump = one of few situations where you'll hear a ring and a splash at close to the same time

uncle phil · 08-01-2006, 11:54 AM

one of few situations where you'll hear a ring and a splash at close to the same time = a lifeguard on speed-dial

bundy · 08-18-2006, 01:00 AM

a lifeguard on speed-dial = uncle phils obsession with viagra and stop watches...

JamesB · 08-18-2006, 05:06 AM

uncle phils obsession with viagra and stop watches... = a degree flaunting monkey in an over-priced suit

Sage · 08-18-2006, 05:16 AM

A degree flaunting monkey in an overpriced suit = Kevin Trudeau

uncle phil · 08-18-2006, 11:58 AM

Kevin Trudeau = a telemarketer's nightmare

Coppertop · 08-20-2006, 08:51 AM

a telemarketer's nightmare = this guy

uncle phil · 08-21-2006, 11:56 AM

this guy = sharp cookie

Deltona Couple · 08-21-2006, 12:22 PM

Sharp cookie = cut tongue

uncle phil · 08-22-2006, 01:04 PM

cut tongue = snake

Ch'i · 08-22-2006, 02:44 PM

snake = barbeque

Sage · 08-23-2006, 05:25 AM

BBQ= red sauce

Dane Bramage · 08-23-2006, 11:25 AM

red sauce = heart burn

SSJTWIZTA · 08-23-2006, 12:12 PM

heart burn=rollaids

splck · 08-23-2006, 03:02 PM

rollaids = flyman's cureall

Gatorade Frost · 08-23-2006, 03:19 PM

flyman's cureall=peace

Apparently

uncle phil · 08-23-2006, 03:55 PM

peace

Apparently = a step down from two parents

Ch'i · 08-26-2006, 11:52 PM

Peace is apparently a step down from two parents = custody battle

uncle phil · 08-28-2006, 11:47 AM

custody battle = the israeli conflict

Ch'i · 08-30-2006, 10:04 PM

the israeli conflict = mashed potatoes

uncle phil · 08-31-2006, 11:33 AM

mashed potatoes = giving dan quayle fits

Ch'i · 08-31-2006, 04:07 PM

Dan Quayle = Pheasent

uncle phil · 09-01-2006, 11:54 AM

Pheasent = misspelled bird

Zeraph · 09-01-2006, 12:35 PM

misspelled bird = bad indigestion

Ch'i · 09-01-2006, 03:25 PM

bad indigestion = mop

Coppertop · 09-02-2006, 08:51 AM

mop = Lennon's head

Ch'i · 09-03-2006, 12:19 AM

Lennon's head = Lemon Bread

uncle phil · 09-04-2006, 10:59 AM

Lemon bread = concentrated humping

Ch'i · 09-04-2006, 07:16 PM

concentrated humping = orgy

Sticky · 09-05-2006, 07:58 AM

orgy = an organization groupie

Sage · 09-05-2006, 08:32 AM

an orginization groupie = people who watch too much TLC

mixedsubstance · 09-05-2006, 07:27 PM

people who watch too much TLC- flaming homosexuals

Ch'i · 09-05-2006, 08:56 PM

flaming homosexuals = NSYNC

uncle phil · 09-06-2006, 03:22 PM

NSYNC = sympatico

Ch'i · 09-08-2006, 09:46 PM

sympatico = nice

Fly · 09-09-2006, 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ch'i

nice

= a warm pussy.

mixedsubstance · 09-09-2006, 08:24 PM

a warm pussy = something you can rely on

Ch'i · 09-09-2006, 09:07 PM

something you can rely on = Yoda

08-01-2006, 10:01 AM	#2403 (permalink)
CaliLivChick In Transition Location: Sanford, FL (between Daytona and Orlando)	answering the phone while taking a dump = one of few situations where you'll hear a ring and a splash at close to the same time __________________ Don't trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die. Oh wait, that's me... nevermind... you can trust me.

08-01-2006, 11:54 AM	#2404 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	one of few situations where you'll hear a ring and a splash at close to the same time = a lifeguard on speed-dial __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-18-2006, 01:00 AM	#2405 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	a lifeguard on speed-dial = uncle phils obsession with viagra and stop watches... __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-18-2006, 05:06 AM	#2406 (permalink)
JamesB Insane Location: Ottawa	uncle phils obsession with viagra and stop watches... = a degree flaunting monkey in an over-priced suit __________________ -- apt-get install spare_time --

08-18-2006, 05:16 AM	#2407 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	A degree flaunting monkey in an overpriced suit = Kevin Trudeau __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

08-01-2006, 05:24 AM	#2402 (permalink)
Sticky	cuz you fuckin' better not be!!!! = answering the phone while taking a dump __________________ Sticky The Stickman

08-18-2006, 11:58 AM	#2408 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Kevin Trudeau = a telemarketer's nightmare __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-20-2006, 08:51 AM	#2409 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	a telemarketer's nightmare = this guy

08-21-2006, 11:56 AM	#2410 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this guy = sharp cookie __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-21-2006, 12:22 PM	#2411 (permalink)
Deltona Couple Addict Location: Spring, Texas	Sharp cookie = cut tongue

08-22-2006, 01:04 PM	#2412 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	cut tongue = snake __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-22-2006, 02:44 PM	#2413 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	snake = barbeque

08-23-2006, 05:25 AM	#2414 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	BBQ= red sauce __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

08-23-2006, 11:25 AM	#2415 (permalink)
Dane Bramage Insane Location: Charlotte, NC	red sauce = heart burn __________________ Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty-three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules — and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress. Kurt Vonnegut - Sirens of Titan

08-23-2006, 12:12 PM	#2416 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	heart burn=rollaids __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

08-23-2006, 03:02 PM	#2417 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	rollaids = flyman's cureall __________________ nice line eh?

08-23-2006, 03:19 PM	#2418 (permalink)
Gatorade Frost Rookie	flyman's cureall=peace Apparently __________________ I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." Emo Philips

08-23-2006, 03:55 PM	#2419 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	peace Apparently = a step down from two parents __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-26-2006, 11:52 PM	#2420 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	Peace is apparently a step down from two parents = custody battle

08-28-2006, 11:47 AM	#2421 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	custody battle = the israeli conflict __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-30-2006, 10:04 PM	#2422 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	the israeli conflict = mashed potatoes

08-31-2006, 11:33 AM	#2423 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mashed potatoes = giving dan quayle fits __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-31-2006, 04:07 PM	#2424 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	Dan Quayle = Pheasent

09-01-2006, 11:54 AM	#2425 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Pheasent = misspelled bird __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-01-2006, 12:35 PM	#2426 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	misspelled bird = bad indigestion

09-01-2006, 03:25 PM	#2427 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	bad indigestion = mop

09-02-2006, 08:51 AM	#2428 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	mop = Lennon's head

09-03-2006, 12:19 AM	#2429 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	Lennon's head = Lemon Bread

09-04-2006, 10:59 AM	#2430 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Lemon bread = concentrated humping __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-04-2006, 07:16 PM	#2431 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	concentrated humping = orgy

09-05-2006, 07:58 AM	#2432 (permalink)
Sticky	orgy = an organization groupie __________________ Sticky The Stickman

09-05-2006, 08:32 AM	#2433 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	an orginization groupie = people who watch too much TLC __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

09-05-2006, 07:27 PM	#2434 (permalink)
mixedsubstance Crazy Location: Where the wild things are.	people who watch too much TLC- flaming homosexuals __________________ Well, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?!? Without energy, there would be nothing.

09-05-2006, 08:56 PM	#2435 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	flaming homosexuals = NSYNC

09-06-2006, 03:22 PM	#2436 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	NSYNC = sympatico __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-08-2006, 09:46 PM	#2437 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	sympatico = nice

09-09-2006, 08:24 PM	#2439 (permalink)
mixedsubstance Crazy Location: Where the wild things are.	a warm pussy = something you can rely on __________________ Well, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?!? Without energy, there would be nothing.