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Meridae'n · 07-09-2003, 09:21 PM

Neddy Smith is dead (well, one of them are).

Many hands make light work...

grumpyolddude · 07-09-2003, 09:29 PM

No, no, no. Flipping switch make light work.

A large nose is the sign of a large... heart.

uncle phil · 07-10-2003, 04:06 AM

grump, you've been dancing with the elves for so long, your grasp of the obvious is becoming less and less canny...a large nose is the sign of an ugly face...

the great salt lake is actually in syracuse, ny...

Meridae'n · 07-10-2003, 04:10 AM

The Great Salt Lake is 180 kms east of Norseman, Western Australia...

Essendon will not win the flag this year

queedo · 07-10-2003, 04:47 AM

Essendon is not even real, every thing is inflatable these days

Chessnuts are lazy!

gov135 · 07-10-2003, 09:38 AM

Chess is for the highly motivated.
Nuts are high in energy.
Therefore, chessnuts are not lazy.

A steady pace wins the race.

uncle phil · 07-10-2003, 12:27 PM

gov, somebody put too much icing on your cake today...a FAST pace wins the race...

getting hit on the head with a pressure-treated 2 X 4 hurts more than dropping a marshmallow on your toe...

Meridae'n · 07-10-2003, 03:14 PM

That depends on how big said marshmellow is, and whether on not it's frozen...

Catherine Bell has large breasts

ironman · 07-10-2003, 05:02 PM

NOT if you watch her next to veronica semanova.

The war with Irak was justified.

Conclamo Ludus · 07-10-2003, 06:56 PM

Not if the war was really against Iraq instead of Irak.

3 can keep a secret if 2 of them are dead.

Fly · 07-10-2003, 06:59 PM

sorry C Ludus....but they allllll gotta die

secrets are for insecure people.

uncle phil · 07-11-2003, 04:10 AM

fly, someone could just as easily let go of your feet while you are dangling out that window for coming up with such a stupendously WRONG statement...secrets are for contestants on that old garry moore television show...

lather was 30 years old today...

queedo · 07-11-2003, 05:18 AM

Lather was 30 years old 2 days ago, get your national holliday right numbskull!

Clinton never had sex with that girl!

Conclamo Ludus · 07-11-2003, 11:38 AM

Well that depends on who's meaning if "is" you are going to use queedo!

Grand Rapids, MI was the furniture capital of the world.

Pheatius · 07-11-2003, 11:48 AM

Oh my misguided Michigander, Grand Rapids was never the furniture capital of the world, everyone paid to get their furniture from various financial institutions or with cash. Although some have said that it was indeed a furniture capitol to many.

...

A new car depreciates as soon as you drive it off the lot.

Conclamo Ludus · 07-11-2003, 11:51 AM

Not if you drive off with James Bond's original Aston Martin.

Rabbits fuck like rabbits.

uncle phil · 07-11-2003, 12:15 PM

CL, lookin' for that transfer to the saulte ste. marie satellite office? another wrong-o like that and you'll be the front-runner...
rabbits LOOK like rabbits...

now minks, on the other hand, fuck like minks...

queedo · 07-11-2003, 02:37 PM

Uncle Phil doesn't fuck minks he only does sheep, they aren't soo gay!

My left leg is longer than my right one.

Fremen · 07-12-2003, 02:15 AM

Wrongadelphiasvilleship, queedo. You're looking in a mirror, which reverses. Hello?

Saturday Night Specials aren't so special anymore.

uncle phil · 07-12-2003, 03:28 AM

fremen, they sure are special if they're pointed at you...

genesis means beginning...

Fly · 07-12-2003, 03:46 AM

come on phil.....we all know that genesis was a band.

sleeper jammies are to hot to wear to bed.

paddyjoe · 07-12-2003, 05:27 AM

They sure aren't if you are uncle phil.

Pizzas' are always better with pepperoni.

cliche · 07-12-2003, 09:18 AM

Better what? Frisbees? I tried that and the bits of pepperoni just flew off. Spinach and ricotta - now that makes for good aeronautics!

I am wrong

Pyrate · 07-12-2003, 09:21 AM

I'll be the judge of that cliche...and for my benefit, I say you are right. Which means you are wrong. Eh?!

College is out for the summer! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!

uncle phil · 07-12-2003, 01:41 PM

pyrate, wake up and smell your finger...haven't you ever heard of "summer school?"

there used to be 202 bones in the human body...

grumpyolddude · 07-12-2003, 03:20 PM

now there's 203... no no, 202... wait, 203.... uh, 202... 203...202...203...204(!!). Isn't the links board wonderful!

There's cottage cheese in my milk carton.

krwlz · 07-12-2003, 04:37 PM

That is not FDA approved, so it will never be labeled cottage cheese.

I am havng a kick ass party tomorrow

uncle phil · 07-12-2003, 04:50 PM

...where?

queedo · 07-12-2003, 09:21 PM

No, When?

Fremen · 07-13-2003, 03:11 AM

Wrong, it's today.

Signs...signs, everywhere are signs...

uncle phil · 07-13-2003, 04:53 AM

...blocking out the scenery, heh...fremen, you are in such denial! signs are not everywhere...only where you look for them...

sometimes, all i need is the air that i breathe...

Fly · 07-13-2003, 04:58 AM

wrongo phil.....you need that air every second of your life,not just sometimes.

man oh man....hangovers suck ass.

splck · 07-13-2003, 05:16 AM

flyman, you have to be well hung in order to have a hangover...and that's something, I've been told, you're not.

Today, I fish.

paddyjoe · 07-13-2003, 05:45 AM

splck, your grammar sucks. Today you are a human, tomorrow you'll be a human, forever, you will be human.(?)

Looks like a great day to uncap a cold one!

Fly · 07-13-2003, 05:55 AM

for christ sakes......how am i gonna say wrong to that one.

okay here goes.....

WRONG there pj....it's a great day to uncap MANY cold ones.

splck is goin' fishing for brown fish...(a.k.a. wobbly pops)

splck · 07-13-2003, 05:58 AM

I'm not going fishing for em', I going catching. Brown fish, here I come.

Beer in a bottle is better than beer in a can.

bundy · 07-13-2003, 06:00 AM

no, fly, splck is going fishing for some yummy trout.
whats more, if you don´t look out, you will be used as the fly.

The Western Taipan (or Fierce Snake) is the worlds most venomous snake. by far.

vermin · 07-13-2003, 12:00 PM

Wrong! The coral snake made the western taipan it's bitch a long time ago.

Licking cane toads will give you brain warts.

uncle phil · 07-13-2003, 12:43 PM

vermin, where did you leave your brain, down by the banks of the river fox? the only way anyone can get brain warts is from being licked BY cane toads...

green is a spectral combination of blue and yellow...

Fremen · 07-13-2003, 11:26 PM

Wrong Mr. Mayor of Wrongsville! Green is the best color there is, and it's pure! PURE, I say!

Saxaphone music is annoying on Sundays.

07-09-2003, 09:21 PM	#1361 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Neddy Smith is dead (well, one of them are). Many hands make light work... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-09-2003, 09:29 PM	#1362 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	No, no, no. Flipping switch make light work. A large nose is the sign of a large... heart. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-10-2003, 04:06 AM	#1363 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	grump, you've been dancing with the elves for so long, your grasp of the obvious is becoming less and less canny...a large nose is the sign of an ugly face... the great salt lake is actually in syracuse, ny... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-10-2003, 04:10 AM	#1364 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	The Great Salt Lake is 180 kms east of Norseman, Western Australia... Essendon will not win the flag this year __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-10-2003, 04:47 AM	#1365 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	Essendon is not even real, every thing is inflatable these days Chessnuts are lazy! __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

07-10-2003, 09:38 AM	#1366 (permalink)
gov135 Junkie Location: Midwest	Chess is for the highly motivated. Nuts are high in energy. Therefore, chessnuts are not lazy. A steady pace wins the race.

07-10-2003, 12:27 PM	#1367 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	gov, somebody put too much icing on your cake today...a FAST pace wins the race... getting hit on the head with a pressure-treated 2 X 4 hurts more than dropping a marshmallow on your toe... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-10-2003, 03:14 PM	#1368 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	That depends on how big said marshmellow is, and whether on not it's frozen... Catherine Bell has large breasts __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-10-2003, 05:02 PM	#1369 (permalink)
ironman Smithers, release the hounds Location: Guatemala, Guatemala	NOT if you watch her next to veronica semanova. The war with Irak was justified. __________________ If I agreed with you we´d both be wrong

07-10-2003, 06:56 PM	#1370 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Not if the war was really against Iraq instead of Irak. 3 can keep a secret if 2 of them are dead. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-10-2003, 06:59 PM	#1371 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sorry C Ludus....but they allllll gotta die secrets are for insecure people. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-11-2003, 04:10 AM	#1372 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly, someone could just as easily let go of your feet while you are dangling out that window for coming up with such a stupendously WRONG statement...secrets are for contestants on that old garry moore television show... lather was 30 years old today... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-11-2003, 05:18 AM	#1373 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	Lather was 30 years old 2 days ago, get your national holliday right numbskull! Clinton never had sex with that girl! __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

07-11-2003, 11:38 AM	#1374 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Well that depends on who's meaning if "is" you are going to use queedo! Grand Rapids, MI was the furniture capital of the world. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-11-2003, 11:48 AM	#1375 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Oh my misguided Michigander, Grand Rapids was never the furniture capital of the world, everyone paid to get their furniture from various financial institutions or with cash. Although some have said that it was indeed a furniture capitol to many. ... A new car depreciates as soon as you drive it off the lot.

07-13-2003, 03:11 AM	#1390 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Wrong, it's today. Signs...signs, everywhere are signs... __________________ Google

07-11-2003, 11:51 AM	#1376 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Not if you drive off with James Bond's original Aston Martin. Rabbits fuck like rabbits. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-11-2003, 12:15 PM	#1377 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	CL, lookin' for that transfer to the saulte ste. marie satellite office? another wrong-o like that and you'll be the front-runner... rabbits LOOK like rabbits... now minks, on the other hand, fuck like minks... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-11-2003, 02:37 PM	#1378 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	Uncle Phil doesn't fuck minks he only does sheep, they aren't soo gay! My left leg is longer than my right one. __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

07-12-2003, 02:15 AM	#1379 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Wrongadelphiasvilleship, queedo. You're looking in a mirror, which reverses. Hello? Saturday Night Specials aren't so special anymore. __________________ Google

07-12-2003, 03:28 AM	#1380 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fremen, they sure are special if they're pointed at you... genesis means beginning... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-12-2003, 03:46 AM	#1381 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	come on phil.....we all know that genesis was a band. sleeper jammies are to hot to wear to bed. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-12-2003, 05:27 AM	#1382 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	They sure aren't if you are uncle phil. Pizzas' are always better with pepperoni.

07-12-2003, 09:18 AM	#1383 (permalink)
cliche Rookie Location: Oxford, UK	Better what? Frisbees? I tried that and the bits of pepperoni just flew off. Spinach and ricotta - now that makes for good aeronautics! I am wrong __________________ I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage (1912 - 1992)

07-12-2003, 09:21 AM	#1384 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	I'll be the judge of that cliche...and for my benefit, I say you are right. Which means you are wrong. Eh?! College is out for the summer! Yaaaaaaaaay!!! __________________ ?

07-12-2003, 01:41 PM	#1385 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pyrate, wake up and smell your finger...haven't you ever heard of "summer school?" there used to be 202 bones in the human body... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-12-2003, 03:20 PM	#1386 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	now there's 203... no no, 202... wait, 203.... uh, 202... 203...202...203...204(!!). Isn't the links board wonderful! There's cottage cheese in my milk carton. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-12-2003, 04:37 PM	#1387 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	That is not FDA approved, so it will never be labeled cottage cheese. I am havng a kick ass party tomorrow

07-12-2003, 04:50 PM	#1388 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	...where? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-12-2003, 09:21 PM	#1389 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	No, When? __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

07-13-2003, 04:53 AM	#1391 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	...blocking out the scenery, heh...fremen, you are in such denial! signs are not everywhere...only where you look for them... sometimes, all i need is the air that i breathe... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-13-2003, 04:58 AM	#1392 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wrongo phil.....you need that air every second of your life,not just sometimes. man oh man....hangovers suck ass. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-13-2003, 05:16 AM	#1393 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	flyman, you have to be well hung in order to have a hangover...and that's something, I've been told, you're not. Today, I fish. __________________ nice line eh?

07-13-2003, 05:45 AM	#1394 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	splck, your grammar sucks. Today you are a human, tomorrow you'll be a human, forever, you will be human.(?) Looks like a great day to uncap a cold one!

07-13-2003, 05:55 AM	#1395 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	for christ sakes......how am i gonna say wrong to that one. okay here goes..... WRONG there pj....it's a great day to uncap MANY cold ones. splck is goin' fishing for brown fish...(a.k.a. wobbly pops) __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-13-2003, 05:58 AM	#1396 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	I'm not going fishing for em', I going catching. Brown fish, here I come. Beer in a bottle is better than beer in a can. __________________ nice line eh?