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Tophat665 · 11-12-2007, 07:39 PM

Where no one can hear
Young crickets make fart noises
Instead of chirping.

Next: Geghis Khan, the early years

ring · 11-18-2007, 02:47 PM

Temujin was marked
Borte was his bride to be
carry on Kublai.

Next: Kindergarten.

Tophat665 · 11-20-2007, 05:50 PM

Five year old student
Doogie Houser he is not
It's not a tumor.

Next: Negative Campaign Haiku

ring · 12-03-2007, 01:42 PM

Why do they fling poo
becoming a nasty game,
I want no part of.

Next: Dreaming.

Tophat665 · 12-04-2007, 06:45 PM

Ten naked women
with clown makeup are throwing
Shrimp at me.... Again

Next: Poked in the mind's eye

ring · 12-04-2007, 06:50 PM

Third eye is reeling
de ja vu be true for you
enjoying all food.

Tophat665 · 12-04-2007, 06:54 PM

Alack, an impasse
Devoid of significance
Nothing from nothing

Next: The most beautiful woman in the world stood in the doorway...

ring · 12-04-2007, 06:59 PM

Uma my Thurman

A ghost from Rosollini,

Art will never die.

Ahemmm..I won't forget this time...

Next..

Bait and Tackle.

Tophat665 · 12-04-2007, 07:07 PM

Oh, that was a good one.

He takes the hand off,
And is dropped by nightcrawlers
and preserved salmon eggs

(Tackled by bait)
Next - that not-so-fresh feeling

ring · 12-04-2007, 07:15 PM

Just a tad filmy
steam and soap will render me
fit for company.

oops I forgot..again..lets see..hmmm oh ok

Next:

Diction.

Tophat665 · 12-04-2007, 08:06 PM

Ambiguity
"Help Jack off the horse"
Say another way.

Next: Forty Million Guys Named Al

ring · 12-04-2007, 08:28 PM

Cindor my nickname
Aloisius Lilius,
My calender king.

Tophat665 · 12-05-2007, 07:07 AM

Once more left to hang
A refreshing pause for thought
ponder the moment.

Next: If cucumbers could talk.

ring · 12-05-2007, 03:49 PM

Not drunk but pickled
hoping to end up Claussen
I have to stay cool.

Next: Not Hanging.

Tophat665 · 12-05-2007, 05:37 PM

Cheap fucking drywall
Tensile strength of clabbered snot
Mirror leans on wall.

Next: A girl named Calamari

ring · 12-07-2007, 09:46 AM

My name is Squidette
You may want to scoot away
Before the ink drys.

Next: Harlan Ellison writes his own Epitaph.

Tophat665 · 12-08-2007, 07:41 AM

Death, that old goniff,
Has arrived early again
By a thousand years.
What, I should stop at three lines?
I have more to say than that.

(Incidentally, that's a tanrenga form - 5-7-5 7-7 - I think if you asked Ellison for a haiku, that's what you'd get, just for the sheer cussedness of changing the rules.)

Next: Tourists will buy anything

ring · 12-08-2007, 08:02 AM

Again the same store
The trinkets are all alike,
why can't she see that.

Next Hoarfrost.

Tophat665 · 12-08-2007, 08:08 AM

The birds of winter
have moulted on my window.
See? Icy feathers.

Next: Google

ring · 12-08-2007, 12:55 PM

Magoo stumbled in
looking for some spectacles
now he is goggled.

Next: Veneer.

Tophat665 · 12-09-2007, 11:34 AM

The semblance of wood
In a mock epidermis
How much would you pay?

Next: As seen on TV

Illuminaire · 12-21-2007, 12:05 PM

I got my Bowflex
For seven easy payments
Of fourty-five bucks.

Next: Umm... snowmen!

Tophat665 · 12-21-2007, 05:26 PM

Hey, Illuminaire
Your snowman has a boner
Move the damn Carrot!

Next: Vegetables in love

Illuminaire · 12-21-2007, 08:26 PM

There, across the aisle,
The cucumber sees his mate...
Unsatisfied wife.

Next theme: "While she's away..."

Tophat665 · 12-22-2007, 07:07 AM

Now the time has come
to install the "Hot Chicks Room"
while she's at her mom's

Next: An Upright Citizen

Illuminaire · 12-23-2007, 01:39 AM

Seth calls 9-1-1
After he leaves the whorehouse....
That shit's illegal.

Next: Bow hunting.

(Nice Kids in the Hall Reference, btw. Did your topic come from your brain going from KitH to Upright Citizen's Brigade?)

Tophat665 · 12-29-2007, 07:41 AM

Piccicato pales
For dulcet strains, a device
from the horse's tail.

Next: I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse or the importance of capitalization.

/ Thought the Hot Chicks Room was Upright Citizens. Could easily be wrong. TV hasn't been a big part of my life for about 10 years.

Kaimi · 01-06-2008, 08:45 AM

Old tired Uncle Jack
Bruised nuts thighs cramping Please help!
Get me off this mount.

Next: Whipping Cream

Tophat665 · 01-06-2008, 05:25 PM

SMACK on Clapton's back
and here's some more for Jack Bruce
Ginger has his stripes

Next: A ranch on the bottom of the sea

jewels · 03-21-2008, 06:47 AM

My horses can't swim
But they have lots of wet hay
I ride my seahorse.

Next: hand sanitizing gel

jlanez · 03-22-2008, 08:04 PM

Oh vile pathogens!
Die swiftly beneath my gel.
You filthy buggers.

Next: I have to pee

Tophat665 · 04-04-2008, 03:24 PM

Molars are floating
better get out of my way
or the rug gets it

Next: For a Good Time, Call

11-12-2007, 07:39 PM	#801 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Where no one can hear Young crickets make fart noises Instead of chirping. Next: Geghis Khan, the early years __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-18-2007, 02:47 PM	#802 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Temujin was marked Borte was his bride to be carry on Kublai. Next: Kindergarten. Last edited by ring; 11-18-2007 at 03:46 PM..

11-20-2007, 05:50 PM	#803 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Five year old student Doogie Houser he is not It's not a tumor. Next: Negative Campaign Haiku __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-04-2007, 06:45 PM	#805 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Ten naked women with clown makeup are throwing Shrimp at me.... Again Next: Poked in the mind's eye __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-04-2007, 06:54 PM	#807 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Alack, an impasse Devoid of significance Nothing from nothing Next: The most beautiful woman in the world stood in the doorway... __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-03-2007, 01:42 PM	#804 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Why do they fling poo becoming a nasty game, I want no part of. Next: Dreaming.

12-04-2007, 06:50 PM	#806 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Third eye is reeling de ja vu be true for you enjoying all food.

12-04-2007, 06:59 PM	#808 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Uma my Thurman A ghost from Rosollini, Art will never die. Ahemmm..I won't forget this time... Next.. Bait and Tackle.

12-04-2007, 07:07 PM	#809 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Oh, that was a good one. He takes the hand off, And is dropped by nightcrawlers and preserved salmon eggs (Tackled by bait) Next - that not-so-fresh feeling __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-04-2007, 07:15 PM	#810 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Just a tad filmy steam and soap will render me fit for company. oops I forgot..again..lets see..hmmm oh ok Next: Diction. Last edited by ring; 12-04-2007 at 07:31 PM..

12-04-2007, 08:06 PM	#811 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Ambiguity "Help Jack off the horse" Say another way. Next: Forty Million Guys Named Al __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-04-2007, 08:28 PM	#812 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Cindor my nickname Aloisius Lilius, My calender king.

12-05-2007, 07:07 AM	#813 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Once more left to hang A refreshing pause for thought ponder the moment. Next: If cucumbers could talk. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-05-2007, 03:49 PM	#814 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Not drunk but pickled hoping to end up Claussen I have to stay cool. Next: Not Hanging.

12-05-2007, 05:37 PM	#815 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Cheap fucking drywall Tensile strength of clabbered snot Mirror leans on wall. Next: A girl named Calamari __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-07-2007, 09:46 AM	#816 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	My name is Squidette You may want to scoot away Before the ink drys. Next: Harlan Ellison writes his own Epitaph.

12-08-2007, 07:41 AM	#817 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Death, that old goniff, Has arrived early again By a thousand years. What, I should stop at three lines? I have more to say than that. (Incidentally, that's a tanrenga form - 5-7-5 7-7 - I think if you asked Ellison for a haiku, that's what you'd get, just for the sheer cussedness of changing the rules.) Next: Tourists will buy anything __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. Last edited by Tophat665; 12-08-2007 at 07:45 AM..

12-08-2007, 08:02 AM	#818 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Again the same store The trinkets are all alike, why can't she see that. Next Hoarfrost.

12-08-2007, 08:08 AM	#819 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	The birds of winter have moulted on my window. See? Icy feathers. Next: Google __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-08-2007, 12:55 PM	#820 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Magoo stumbled in looking for some spectacles now he is goggled. Next: Veneer.

12-09-2007, 11:34 AM	#821 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	The semblance of wood In a mock epidermis How much would you pay? Next: As seen on TV __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-21-2007, 12:05 PM	#822 (permalink)
Illuminaire Upright	I got my Bowflex For seven easy payments Of fourty-five bucks. Next: Umm... snowmen! __________________ "Noteable and witty quotes go here."

12-21-2007, 05:26 PM	#823 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Hey, Illuminaire Your snowman has a boner Move the damn Carrot! Next: Vegetables in love __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-21-2007, 08:26 PM	#824 (permalink)
Illuminaire Upright	There, across the aisle, The cucumber sees his mate... Unsatisfied wife. Next theme: "While she's away..." __________________ "Noteable and witty quotes go here."

12-22-2007, 07:07 AM	#825 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Now the time has come to install the "Hot Chicks Room" while she's at her mom's Next: An Upright Citizen __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-23-2007, 01:39 AM	#826 (permalink)
Illuminaire Upright	Seth calls 9-1-1 After he leaves the whorehouse.... That shit's illegal. Next: Bow hunting. (Nice Kids in the Hall Reference, btw. Did your topic come from your brain going from KitH to Upright Citizen's Brigade?) __________________ "Noteable and witty quotes go here."

12-29-2007, 07:41 AM	#827 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Piccicato pales For dulcet strains, a device from the horse's tail. Next: I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse or the importance of capitalization. / Thought the Hot Chicks Room was Upright Citizens. Could easily be wrong. TV hasn't been a big part of my life for about 10 years. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-06-2008, 08:45 AM	#828 (permalink)
Kaimi Crazy	Old tired Uncle Jack Bruised nuts thighs cramping Please help! Get me off this mount. Next: Whipping Cream

01-06-2008, 05:25 PM	#829 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	SMACK on Clapton's back and here's some more for Jack Bruce Ginger has his stripes Next: A ranch on the bottom of the sea __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-21-2008, 06:47 AM	#830 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	My horses can't swim But they have lots of wet hay I ride my seahorse. Next: hand sanitizing gel __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-22-2008, 08:04 PM	#831 (permalink)
jlanez Upright Location: Coastal South Carolina	Oh vile pathogens! Die swiftly beneath my gel. You filthy buggers. Next: I have to pee

04-04-2008, 03:24 PM	#832 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Molars are floating better get out of my way or the rug gets it Next: For a Good Time, Call __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.