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Troublebot · 04-28-2003, 07:29 AM

Wrkime watches me while I sunbathe.

Pervy bastard.

SaltPork · 04-28-2003, 07:33 AM

Troublebot doesn't sunbathe so much as burns to a crisp, due to the fair complexion that has been the bane of troublebot's existence.

Zotz · 04-28-2003, 07:46 AM

Wrkime has frequent carnal pleasure with pickles and sour cream

Troublebot · 04-28-2003, 07:51 AM

Zotz lives in the Ozarks: where shoes are optional, but having sex with your relatives is not.

Zotz · 04-28-2003, 08:17 AM

Troublebot's favorite hobby is milking gerbils......orally.

chodarama · 04-28-2003, 08:18 AM

troublebots only solace each night is the company of his three pet gerbils.

edit: hey gerbils was my idea!

Zotz only solace each night is the company of his three cats.

Zotz · 04-28-2003, 08:45 AM

chodarama believes that he created rodents in a likeness of his own image

chodarama · 04-28-2003, 09:16 AM

Zotz wants to be a vampire after reading Anne Rice's "Interview With The Vampire."

phoenix1002 · 04-28-2003, 10:35 AM

chodarama suffers from multiple personality disorder. He is also manic-depressive. During his manic periods, he believes he is bugs bunny, and during his depressed periods, he believes that he is Karl Marx. He has medication for this, however when on the medication he believes he is a communist rabbit.

Zotz · 04-28-2003, 10:37 AM

Phoenix1002 will only make right turns when he drives.

Zotz · 04-28-2003, 11:07 AM

Bones' feet smell like Fritos

uncle phil · 04-28-2003, 01:27 PM

zotz's feet LOOK like fritos...

chodarama · 04-28-2003, 02:07 PM

at least once a week, uncle phil dresses up in a clown costume with gaudy makeup on and drinks vodka alone in his car outside his house

Zotz · 04-28-2003, 03:41 PM

chodarama has a part time job sniffing armpits for a major deodorant manufacturer

phoenix1002 · 04-28-2003, 04:07 PM

Zotz lives in a house made completely out of empty non-alchoholic beer cans, all of which he drank himself. His friends like to play tricks on him by driving by with a magnet, which takes chunks out of his walls every time they pass.

Force 10 · 04-28-2003, 04:14 PM

Wrong thread, my bad. This outta make for a good one on me...

louiedog · 04-28-2003, 05:47 PM

Ruprex feels that radio advertising is a pyramid scheme used to recruit people for the church of the clown fish.

SaltPork · 04-28-2003, 06:02 PM

louiedog likes to snort dried animal feces and dance like Zorba the Greek.

chodarama · 04-28-2003, 07:26 PM

wrktime isn't ashamed of his daily urge to tongue his own poo

SaltPork · 04-28-2003, 07:41 PM

chodarama thinks that people shouldn't talk, but should bark like dogs and use the sidewalk as their bathrooms.

phoenix1002 · 04-28-2003, 08:08 PM

Wrkime keeps a bottle of fresh urine on hand at all times, just in case he gets thirsty.

richeee · 04-28-2003, 08:15 PM

and that urine belongs to phoenix1002!

Fly · 04-28-2003, 08:20 PM

i think richee has a thing with constantly staring.obsessed?

SaltPork · 04-28-2003, 08:21 PM

pee is just water

richeee frequently steals my bottle of urine and drinks it all down.

edit: Dammit...too slow.

Flyman has the words to "Wind Beneath My Wings" tattooed to his inner thigh and ass.

richeee · 04-28-2003, 08:28 PM

wrkime and Flyman are both the same 12 year old girl, in Minnetonka, MN

SaltPork · 04-28-2003, 08:33 PM

richeee dreams of the day when he can confidently walk through the Mall of America wearing nothing but assless leather pants and a halter top.

He does it now, just not confidently.

phoenix1002 · 04-28-2003, 08:42 PM

wrkime stalks richeee through the mall of america when he's wearing nothing but assless leather pants and a halter top. People in Minnetonka MN don't see that kind of thing too often, and now he's hopelessly obsessed.

richeee · 04-28-2003, 09:00 PM

phoenix1002---jealous!!!

KWSN · 04-28-2003, 09:09 PM

richeee has a sticky E key and refuses to move to South Dakota, and probably refuses to move to Long Island as well.

And his house is green. Probably.

vermin · 04-28-2003, 09:19 PM

KWSN likes to go swimmin' with bow-legged women and swim between their knees

KWSN · 04-28-2003, 09:35 PM

Vermin doesn't really live in Wisconsin, because there is no Wisconsin. "Wisconsin" is actually part of Canada. You just don't know it yet.

richeee · 04-28-2003, 09:41 PM

When studying at the Zevonist monastery, KW was assaulted by a London werewolf---- and the werewolf pressed charges!!

bundy · 04-29-2003, 05:08 AM

richeee is addicted to e's.
see, hes got three in his name and three in his location!!!

Hycdubg · 04-29-2003, 07:34 AM

Bundy's favorite pastime is to re-enact the disgusting eating portions of the show Fear Factor.

YzermanS19 · 04-29-2003, 07:37 AM

Hycdubg secretly keeps two apes chained to a ping-pong table, where he then makes them play with each other.

uncle phil · 04-29-2003, 08:10 AM

stevie sleeps with a styrofoam hockey stick...

zf0enix · 04-29-2003, 08:37 AM

uncle phil likes to drive down the highway, with the top down on his convertible, waving his wiener to truckers as he passes.

chodarama · 04-29-2003, 08:56 AM

zf0enix is one of those said truckers and get off on said wiener flapping

Lebell · 04-29-2003, 09:01 AM

chodarama spent time in a turkish prison...and is looking forward to his next visit...

stan the man · 04-29-2003, 09:18 AM

bones loves his new avator

04-28-2003, 07:29 AM	#281 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Wrkime watches me while I sunbathe. Pervy bastard. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

04-28-2003, 07:33 AM	#282 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Troublebot doesn't sunbathe so much as burns to a crisp, due to the fair complexion that has been the bane of troublebot's existence. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-28-2003, 07:51 AM	#284 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Zotz lives in the Ozarks: where shoes are optional, but having sex with your relatives is not. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

04-28-2003, 08:18 AM	#286 (permalink)
chodarama Insane Location: a van, down by the river	troublebots only solace each night is the company of his three pet gerbils. edit: hey gerbils was my idea! Zotz only solace each night is the company of his three cats. Last edited by chodarama; 04-28-2003 at 08:21 AM..

04-28-2003, 10:35 AM	#289 (permalink)
phoenix1002 Psycho Location: lost	chodarama suffers from multiple personality disorder. He is also manic-depressive. During his manic periods, he believes he is bugs bunny, and during his depressed periods, he believes that he is Karl Marx. He has medication for this, however when on the medication he believes he is a communist rabbit. __________________ I'd rather be climbing... I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

04-28-2003, 07:46 AM	#283 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	Wrkime has frequent carnal pleasure with pickles and sour cream

04-28-2003, 08:17 AM	#285 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	Troublebot's favorite hobby is milking gerbils......orally.

04-28-2003, 08:45 AM	#287 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	chodarama believes that he created rodents in a likeness of his own image

04-28-2003, 09:16 AM	#288 (permalink)
chodarama Insane Location: a van, down by the river	Zotz wants to be a vampire after reading Anne Rice's "Interview With The Vampire."

04-28-2003, 10:37 AM	#290 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	Phoenix1002 will only make right turns when he drives.

04-28-2003, 11:07 AM	#291 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	Bones' feet smell like Fritos

04-28-2003, 01:27 PM	#292 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	zotz's feet LOOK like fritos... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-28-2003, 02:07 PM	#293 (permalink)
chodarama Insane Location: a van, down by the river	at least once a week, uncle phil dresses up in a clown costume with gaudy makeup on and drinks vodka alone in his car outside his house

04-28-2003, 03:41 PM	#294 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	chodarama has a part time job sniffing armpits for a major deodorant manufacturer

04-28-2003, 04:07 PM	#295 (permalink)
phoenix1002 Psycho Location: lost	Zotz lives in a house made completely out of empty non-alchoholic beer cans, all of which he drank himself. His friends like to play tricks on him by driving by with a magnet, which takes chunks out of his walls every time they pass. __________________ I'd rather be climbing... I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

04-28-2003, 08:15 PM	#302 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	and that urine belongs to phoenix1002! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

04-28-2003, 08:28 PM	#305 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	wrkime and Flyman are both the same 12 year old girl, in Minnetonka, MN __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

04-28-2003, 09:00 PM	#308 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	phoenix1002---jealous!!! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

04-28-2003, 04:14 PM	#296 (permalink)
Force 10 Had to leave this awesome space	Wrong thread, my bad. This outta make for a good one on me...

04-28-2003, 05:47 PM	#297 (permalink)
louiedog Crazy	Ruprex feels that radio advertising is a pyramid scheme used to recruit people for the church of the clown fish.

04-28-2003, 06:02 PM	#298 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	louiedog likes to snort dried animal feces and dance like Zorba the Greek. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-28-2003, 07:26 PM	#299 (permalink)
chodarama Insane Location: a van, down by the river	wrktime isn't ashamed of his daily urge to tongue his own poo

04-28-2003, 07:41 PM	#300 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	chodarama thinks that people shouldn't talk, but should bark like dogs and use the sidewalk as their bathrooms. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-28-2003, 08:08 PM	#301 (permalink)
phoenix1002 Psycho Location: lost	Wrkime keeps a bottle of fresh urine on hand at all times, just in case he gets thirsty. __________________ I'd rather be climbing... I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

04-28-2003, 08:20 PM	#303 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i think richee has a thing with constantly staring.obsessed? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-28-2003, 08:21 PM	#304 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	pee is just water richeee frequently steals my bottle of urine and drinks it all down. edit: Dammit...too slow. Flyman has the words to "Wind Beneath My Wings" tattooed to his inner thigh and ass. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-28-2003, 08:33 PM	#306 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	richeee dreams of the day when he can confidently walk through the Mall of America wearing nothing but assless leather pants and a halter top. He does it now, just not confidently. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-28-2003, 08:42 PM	#307 (permalink)
phoenix1002 Psycho Location: lost	wrkime stalks richeee through the mall of america when he's wearing nothing but assless leather pants and a halter top. People in Minnetonka MN don't see that kind of thing too often, and now he's hopelessly obsessed. __________________ I'd rather be climbing... I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

04-28-2003, 09:09 PM	#309 (permalink)
KWSN green	richeee has a sticky E key and refuses to move to South Dakota, and probably refuses to move to Long Island as well. And his house is green. Probably. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-28-2003, 09:19 PM	#310 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	KWSN likes to go swimmin' with bow-legged women and swim between their knees __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-28-2003, 09:35 PM	#311 (permalink)
KWSN green	Vermin doesn't really live in Wisconsin, because there is no Wisconsin. "Wisconsin" is actually part of Canada. You just don't know it yet. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-28-2003, 09:41 PM	#312 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	When studying at the Zevonist monastery, KW was assaulted by a London werewolf---- and the werewolf pressed charges!! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

04-29-2003, 05:08 AM	#313 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	richeee is addicted to e's. see, hes got three in his name and three in his location!!! __________________ Ohayo!!!

04-29-2003, 07:34 AM	#314 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	Bundy's favorite pastime is to re-enact the disgusting eating portions of the show Fear Factor. __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_

04-29-2003, 07:37 AM	#315 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Hycdubg secretly keeps two apes chained to a ping-pong table, where he then makes them play with each other. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-29-2003, 08:10 AM	#316 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	stevie sleeps with a styrofoam hockey stick... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-29-2003, 08:37 AM	#317 (permalink)
zf0enix Psycho Location: PacNW	uncle phil likes to drive down the highway, with the top down on his convertible, waving his wiener to truckers as he passes. __________________ One step closer to the edge...

04-29-2003, 08:56 AM	#318 (permalink)
chodarama Insane Location: a van, down by the river	zf0enix is one of those said truckers and get off on said wiener flapping