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holtmate · 04-24-2003, 08:55 AM

JumpinJesus is neither jumping nor Jesus...and it actually is an exit

KWSN · 04-24-2003, 09:33 AM

Holtmate is slow to post, and lives in Ohio.

SaltPork · 04-24-2003, 09:51 AM

Bones likes to dress a french maid and listen to Tiny Tim records while he gives himself a brazilian wax.

uncle phil · 04-24-2003, 09:57 AM

bones wears a white sox hat on dates...

SaltPork · 04-24-2003, 09:57 AM

Bones likes having KWSN stuck to his balls...unfortunately, I'm there to witness it, naked except for socks...ugh, I feel sick.

KWSN · 04-24-2003, 10:15 AM

while wrkime isn't being Bones' sex slave, he likes to go to Duran Duran concerts. He's the one throwing his panties onstage.

troit · 04-24-2003, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
while wrkime isn't being Bones' sex slave, he likes to go to Duran Duran concerts. He's the one throwing his panties onstage.

KWSN really is a radio station....

rockogre · 04-24-2003, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
rockogre doesn't really have a beard. Or a motorcycle... or any tattoos. Actually, he's a French hairstylist/interior decorator from Grenwich Village.

You thilly, thilly man, you can just bite me, oh I don't know, thomewhere fun. You choose.

uncle phil · 04-24-2003, 10:51 AM

rock likes to play with small animals and dead light bulbs under the covers in the middle of the night...

Fly · 04-24-2003, 10:54 AM

uncle phil has this weird habit of scratchin' his balls when a pretty young thing walks by.

come to think of it...so do i.

splck · 04-24-2003, 10:55 AM

flyman plays the ukelele.

oberon · 04-24-2003, 11:00 AM

splck eats black widow spiders for a living. :P

uncle phil · 04-24-2003, 12:00 PM

bones continues to wear that white sox hat on dates...

World's King · 04-24-2003, 12:06 PM

Bones has a huge crush on Oprah and often masturbates while thinking about her touching herself.

SaltPork · 04-24-2003, 12:11 PM

WK longs to be dressed up as Lizel from "The Sound Of Music" while humming show tunes from the musical film "Oklahmoa"

Troublebot · 04-24-2003, 12:15 PM

wrkime doesn't need to poop. In fact, he's been constipated for years. Even after eating large quantities of bran. Really, it's effecting his quality of life.

uncle phil · 04-24-2003, 12:27 PM

can't believe i'm getting stepped on every time i try to rag on bones...

paddyjoe · 04-24-2003, 12:46 PM

Uncle Phil has the days of the week sewn into his underpants

uncle phil · 04-24-2003, 12:58 PM

bones - white sox hat - dates...

Doc_34465 · 04-24-2003, 01:15 PM

Bones comes to us direct from his prison cell in Joliet.. Along with his cell mate, Tiny..

paddyjoe · 04-24-2003, 04:58 PM

Doc was the doctor at Joliet...He knew Bones quite well!!!

Zotz · 04-24-2003, 05:46 PM

paddyjoe has saved all of his bellybutton lint from the past 8 years

KWSN · 04-24-2003, 06:05 PM

Zotz is Gary Coleman. Just shorter (in more ways than one).

krwlz · 04-24-2003, 06:08 PM

KWSN skips his showers daily for tfp

KWSN · 04-24-2003, 06:10 PM

krwlz is upstate, and will be destroyed when downstate launches its top secret plan to invade upstate and make it their own! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Err... you guys didn't hear that.

krwlz · 04-24-2003, 06:13 PM

KWSN still smells due to his lack of showering for tfp....and apparently planing to destroy upstate....

Doc_34465 · 04-24-2003, 06:24 PM

Hey KWSN! I stuck up for you in chat the other day.. Someone said you ate shit sandwiches.. I told them that that couldn't be true, that you didn't like bread..

JumpinJesus · 04-24-2003, 06:26 PM

Doc has every word to <i>Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo</i> memorized.

krwlz · 04-24-2003, 06:28 PM

jumpin jeasus has that pogo stick upside down...

KWSN · 04-24-2003, 06:33 PM

krwlz doesn't know how most people have below-average intelligenct, but either way, he's one of them.

He prefers to be called "special" though.

SaltPork · 04-24-2003, 06:36 PM

krwlz is a bad speller.

KWSN · 04-24-2003, 06:38 PM

wrkime has a slow reaction time.

And if he holds that poop that he needs to take for much longer, it's gonna start coming out his mouth.

SaltPork · 04-24-2003, 06:57 PM

KWSN is in love with two-toed farm animals with dingleberries on their bums.

krwlz · 04-24-2003, 07:21 PM

wrkime yells at the dog for drinking in the toilet...because wrkime is also thirsty, and the dog is in the way

GuttersnipeXL · 04-24-2003, 07:28 PM

Mmmm krwlz has a "thing" for Crisco and pomeranians.

Somenosuke · 04-24-2003, 07:28 PM

GuttersnipeXL has the most extreme infantilism fetish I've ever seen.

SaltPork · 04-24-2003, 07:31 PM

Somenosuke uses big words like "infantilism" to hide her fetish for children's programming...Barney makes her hot.

Somenosuke · 04-24-2003, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wrkime
Somenosuke uses big words like "infantilism" to hide her fetish for children's programming...Barney makes her hot.

You got it all wrong. That dork from Blues Clues is the one who really gets me going.

wrkime is a pervy Barney-fancier in denial, and thus he projects his sick fetishes onto other people.

Fly · 04-24-2003, 08:13 PM

Somenosuke likes to dance nekkid on top of the bar.

splck · 04-24-2003, 08:23 PM

Like I said before...flyman plays the ukelele.....and he likes it.

04-24-2003, 08:55 AM	#161 (permalink)
holtmate Flailing White Boy Location: Cincinnati	JumpinJesus is neither jumping nor Jesus...and it actually is an exit __________________ "Give her your coat" "Why me?" "Because you're perfect." "You have a point there."

04-24-2003, 09:33 AM	#162 (permalink)
KWSN green	Holtmate is slow to post, and lives in Ohio. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-24-2003, 09:51 AM	#163 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Bones likes to dress a french maid and listen to Tiny Tim records while he gives himself a brazilian wax. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-24-2003, 09:57 AM	#164 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bones wears a white sox hat on dates... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-24-2003, 09:57 AM	#165 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Bones likes having KWSN stuck to his balls...unfortunately, I'm there to witness it, naked except for socks...ugh, I feel sick. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-24-2003, 10:15 AM	#166 (permalink)
KWSN green	while wrkime isn't being Bones' sex slave, he likes to go to Duran Duran concerts. He's the one throwing his panties onstage. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-24-2003, 10:51 AM	#169 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	rock likes to play with small animals and dead light bulbs under the covers in the middle of the night... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-24-2003, 10:54 AM	#170 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil has this weird habit of scratchin' his balls when a pretty young thing walks by. come to think of it...so do i. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-24-2003, 10:55 AM	#171 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	flyman plays the ukelele. __________________ nice line eh?

04-24-2003, 11:00 AM	#172 (permalink)
oberon Quadrature Amplitude Modulator Location: Denver	splck eats black widow spiders for a living. :P __________________ "There are finer fish in the sea than have ever been caught." -- Irish proverb

04-24-2003, 12:00 PM	#173 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bones continues to wear that white sox hat on dates... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-24-2003, 12:06 PM	#174 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Bones has a huge crush on Oprah and often masturbates while thinking about her touching herself. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-24-2003, 12:11 PM	#175 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	WK longs to be dressed up as Lizel from "The Sound Of Music" while humming show tunes from the musical film "Oklahmoa" __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-24-2003, 12:15 PM	#176 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	wrkime doesn't need to poop. In fact, he's been constipated for years. Even after eating large quantities of bran. Really, it's effecting his quality of life. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

04-24-2003, 12:27 PM	#177 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	can't believe i'm getting stepped on every time i try to rag on bones... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-24-2003, 01:15 PM	#180 (permalink)
Doc_34465 Psycho Location: Inverness, Fl.	Bones comes to us direct from his prison cell in Joliet.. Along with his cell mate, Tiny.. __________________ "Badgers?!? We don't need no stinking Badgers!!" "Now.. The mushrooms? Yeah, I'll have some more!" Does he have a name? Can I name him Dancey Mcgee? Spinach_Indeed

04-24-2003, 12:46 PM	#178 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Uncle Phil has the days of the week sewn into his underpants

04-24-2003, 12:58 PM	#179 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bones - white sox hat - dates... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-24-2003, 04:58 PM	#181 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Doc was the doctor at Joliet...He knew Bones quite well!!!

04-24-2003, 05:46 PM	#182 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	paddyjoe has saved all of his bellybutton lint from the past 8 years

04-24-2003, 06:05 PM	#183 (permalink)
KWSN green	Zotz is Gary Coleman. Just shorter (in more ways than one). __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-24-2003, 06:08 PM	#184 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	KWSN skips his showers daily for tfp

04-24-2003, 06:10 PM	#185 (permalink)
KWSN green	krwlz is upstate, and will be destroyed when downstate launches its top secret plan to invade upstate and make it their own! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Err... you guys didn't hear that. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-24-2003, 06:13 PM	#186 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	KWSN still smells due to his lack of showering for tfp....and apparently planing to destroy upstate....

04-24-2003, 06:24 PM	#187 (permalink)
Doc_34465 Psycho Location: Inverness, Fl.	Hey KWSN! I stuck up for you in chat the other day.. Someone said you ate shit sandwiches.. I told them that that couldn't be true, that you didn't like bread.. __________________ "Badgers?!? We don't need no stinking Badgers!!" "Now.. The mushrooms? Yeah, I'll have some more!" Does he have a name? Can I name him Dancey Mcgee? Spinach_Indeed

04-24-2003, 06:26 PM	#188 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Doc has every word to <i>Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo</i> memorized. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

04-24-2003, 06:28 PM	#189 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	jumpin jeasus has that pogo stick upside down...

04-24-2003, 06:33 PM	#190 (permalink)
KWSN green	krwlz doesn't know how most people have below-average intelligenct, but either way, he's one of them. He prefers to be called "special" though. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-24-2003, 06:36 PM	#191 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	krwlz is a bad speller. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-24-2003, 06:38 PM	#192 (permalink)
KWSN green	wrkime has a slow reaction time. And if he holds that poop that he needs to take for much longer, it's gonna start coming out his mouth. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-24-2003, 06:57 PM	#193 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	KWSN is in love with two-toed farm animals with dingleberries on their bums. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-24-2003, 07:21 PM	#194 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	wrkime yells at the dog for drinking in the toilet...because wrkime is also thirsty, and the dog is in the way

04-24-2003, 07:28 PM	#195 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	Mmmm krwlz has a "thing" for Crisco and pomeranians. __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

04-24-2003, 07:28 PM	#196 (permalink)
Somenosuke Insane Location: The 7th Level..	GuttersnipeXL has the most extreme infantilism fetish I've ever seen. __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

04-24-2003, 07:31 PM	#197 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Somenosuke uses big words like "infantilism" to hide her fetish for children's programming...Barney makes her hot. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-24-2003, 08:13 PM	#199 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Somenosuke likes to dance nekkid on top of the bar. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios