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KillerYoda · 04-24-2003, 09:00 PM

Splck has a hidden hatred for all residents of Glensburg, Washington and has devised a plan to exterminate the entire town in less than an hour.

uncle phil · 04-25-2003, 03:32 AM

killer yoda owns a complete set of debbie boone inspirational cds...

myMHz · 04-25-2003, 03:48 AM

uncle phil is Debbie Boone.

crazycousinjim · 04-25-2003, 03:51 AM

myMHZ likes it when his dog licks peanut butter off his body

Troublebot · 04-25-2003, 05:19 AM

crazycousinjim likes to spread peanut butter on myMHZ.

Fly · 04-25-2003, 05:23 AM

troublebot used to be the tinman in the wizard of oz

splck · 04-25-2003, 05:32 AM

flyman paints his toenails for his ukulele recitals.

rockogre · 04-25-2003, 06:14 AM

Splck thinks that Marie Osmond is hot.

Troublebot · 04-25-2003, 06:19 AM

Rock thinks Donny Osmond is hot

rockogre · 04-25-2003, 08:29 AM

Bones uses training wheels.

alpha phi · 04-25-2003, 08:30 AM

rockogre is really a well dressed yuppie

GuttersnipeXL · 04-25-2003, 08:37 AM

alpha phi enjoys long walks in the park, a good movie, good food, and fabricating Barbara Walter sculptures out of piles of steaming cow dung.

Zotz · 04-25-2003, 08:51 AM

bones desires to play Scarlet O'Hara in the remake of Gone With The Wind

SaltPork · 04-25-2003, 09:00 AM

Zotz peels hundreds of potatoes everyday just to cover his body in the peels.

rockogre · 04-25-2003, 09:19 AM

wrkime is actually a fourteen year old pimpled girl from Tumwater with braces and no boobs yet. Caught between Barbie and Boys she takes her anguish out at the TFP.

Giant Hamburger · 04-25-2003, 10:16 AM

Rockogre is a vegetarian. I know, I didn't believe it at first either.

spectre · 04-25-2003, 10:17 AM

The previous poster isn't really a Giant Hamburger, he's really a BLT.

SaltPork · 04-25-2003, 10:26 AM

spectre puts small, shaved, greased rodents in his pants late at night while listening to Englebert Humperdinck's greatest hits over and over again.

splck · 04-25-2003, 10:59 AM

wrkime collects the treasures he harvests from his nose. One day he plans on selling the collection on ebay.

Hycdubg · 04-25-2003, 11:24 AM

splck gets off to the Micheal Jackson interview.

troit · 04-25-2003, 11:27 AM

Hycdubg's secret fantasy is to molest dogs -- corn dogs that is...

laughter · 04-25-2003, 11:28 AM

troit is actually a (very) clever anagram for a swahili word meaning 'lover of small rodents with dyed backs'

troit · 04-25-2003, 11:30 AM

laughter is a stand-up comic who actually give his act sitting down.

laughter · 04-25-2003, 12:58 PM

Bones has none. He's a rubberman.

Spinach_Indeed · 04-25-2003, 01:24 PM

Laughter is actually a very very very sad person who rarely ever laughs. And he makes little racecars out of his poop

fhqwhgads · 04-25-2003, 01:40 PM

Spinach_Indeed hasn't missed one "Hardcastle and McCormick" convention yet.

World's King · 04-25-2003, 01:42 PM

fhqwhgads sneezed when he was trying to type hs name and that's what came out.

GuttersnipeXL · 04-25-2003, 01:44 PM

edit...WorldsKing is a miniature version of Alex Trebek that lives in a dumpster behind KFC and prefers the taste of dumpster juice rather than a half eaten #7 combo platter.

Also ..All night he dreams about My Little Pony.

KWSN · 04-25-2003, 02:47 PM

GuttersnipeXL is the employee of the month at said KFC.

meanSpleen · 04-25-2003, 02:50 PM

KWSN is acutally smart

SpoilSport · 04-25-2003, 05:20 PM

Bones likes to wear a complete Sailor Moon outifit to his dental appointments and behave in a coquettish manner with the large burly Yugoslav Dental Master all the while speaking only in a falsetto intended to sound like a young japanese waif.

Fly · 04-26-2003, 11:39 AM

SpoilSport doesn't play well with others

Memalvada · 04-26-2003, 11:45 AM

flyman likes to castrate bulls

qpid · 04-26-2003, 11:46 AM

Memalvada drives slow in the ultra fast lane

w3r7y · 04-26-2003, 11:49 AM

qpid dreams of Dennis Leary shaving a monkey every night.

qpid · 04-26-2003, 11:50 AM

w3r7y gets obscure references to songs that no one has heard of and um... is a Mac User!

Memalvada · 04-26-2003, 12:22 PM

qpid likes to fart in public places and blame the smell on old people

Troublebot · 04-26-2003, 12:52 PM

Memalvada eats poker chips and refuses to keep the seat in a fully upright position during take off and landings.

krwlz · 04-26-2003, 04:01 PM

trouble bots name comes form his numerous troubles keeping the vibrater robot in his ass working

uncle phil · 04-26-2003, 07:37 PM

krwlz is a wannabe snake-charmer...

04-24-2003, 09:00 PM	#201 (permalink)
KillerYoda The Original Emo Gangsta Location: Sixth Floor, Texas School Book Depository	Splck has a hidden hatred for all residents of Glensburg, Washington and has devised a plan to exterminate the entire town in less than an hour. __________________ "So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team."

04-25-2003, 03:32 AM	#202 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	killer yoda owns a complete set of debbie boone inspirational cds... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-25-2003, 03:48 AM	#203 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	uncle phil is Debbie Boone. __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

04-25-2003, 05:19 AM	#205 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	crazycousinjim likes to spread peanut butter on myMHZ. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

04-25-2003, 05:23 AM	#206 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	troublebot used to be the tinman in the wizard of oz __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-25-2003, 03:51 AM	#204 (permalink)
crazycousinjim Crazy Location: Copenhagen, Denmark	myMHZ likes it when his dog licks peanut butter off his body

04-25-2003, 05:32 AM	#207 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	flyman paints his toenails for his ukulele recitals. __________________ nice line eh?

04-25-2003, 06:14 AM	#208 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Splck thinks that Marie Osmond is hot. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

04-25-2003, 06:19 AM	#209 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Rock thinks Donny Osmond is hot __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

04-25-2003, 08:29 AM	#210 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Bones uses training wheels. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

04-25-2003, 08:30 AM	#211 (permalink)
alpha phi seeker Location: home	rockogre is really a well dressed yuppie __________________ All ideas in this communication are sole property of the voices in my head. (C) 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 "The Voices" (TM). All rights reserved.

04-25-2003, 08:37 AM	#212 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	alpha phi enjoys long walks in the park, a good movie, good food, and fabricating Barbara Walter sculptures out of piles of steaming cow dung. __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

04-25-2003, 08:51 AM	#213 (permalink)
Zotz There's someone in my head, but its not me	bones desires to play Scarlet O'Hara in the remake of Gone With The Wind

04-25-2003, 09:00 AM	#214 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Zotz peels hundreds of potatoes everyday just to cover his body in the peels. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-25-2003, 09:19 AM	#215 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	wrkime is actually a fourteen year old pimpled girl from Tumwater with braces and no boobs yet. Caught between Barbie and Boys she takes her anguish out at the TFP. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

04-25-2003, 11:24 AM	#220 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	splck gets off to the Micheal Jackson interview. __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_

04-25-2003, 12:58 PM	#224 (permalink)
laughter Tilted Location: Canada's capital, eh	Bones has none. He's a rubberman. __________________ "Laughter is nothing else but a sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves, by comparison with the infirmity of others, or with our own formerly." -Thomas Hobbes

04-25-2003, 02:50 PM	#230 (permalink)
meanSpleen Squid hat! Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx	KWSN is acutally smart __________________ Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

04-25-2003, 10:16 AM	#216 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Rockogre is a vegetarian. I know, I didn't believe it at first either.

04-25-2003, 10:17 AM	#217 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	The previous poster isn't really a Giant Hamburger, he's really a BLT. __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

04-25-2003, 10:26 AM	#218 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	spectre puts small, shaved, greased rodents in his pants late at night while listening to Englebert Humperdinck's greatest hits over and over again. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-25-2003, 10:59 AM	#219 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	wrkime collects the treasures he harvests from his nose. One day he plans on selling the collection on ebay. __________________ nice line eh?

04-25-2003, 11:27 AM	#221 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Hycdubg's secret fantasy is to molest dogs -- corn dogs that is... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

04-25-2003, 11:28 AM	#222 (permalink)
laughter Tilted Location: Canada's capital, eh	troit is actually a (very) clever anagram for a swahili word meaning 'lover of small rodents with dyed backs' __________________ "Laughter is nothing else but a sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves, by comparison with the infirmity of others, or with our own formerly." -Thomas Hobbes

04-25-2003, 11:30 AM	#223 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	laughter is a stand-up comic who actually give his act sitting down. __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

04-25-2003, 01:24 PM	#225 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Laughter is actually a very very very sad person who rarely ever laughs. And he makes little racecars out of his poop __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

04-25-2003, 01:40 PM	#226 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	Spinach_Indeed hasn't missed one "Hardcastle and McCormick" convention yet.

04-25-2003, 01:42 PM	#227 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	fhqwhgads sneezed when he was trying to type hs name and that's what came out. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-25-2003, 01:44 PM	#228 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	edit...WorldsKing is a miniature version of Alex Trebek that lives in a dumpster behind KFC and prefers the taste of dumpster juice rather than a half eaten #7 combo platter. Also ..All night he dreams about My Little Pony. __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST Last edited by GuttersnipeXL; 04-25-2003 at 01:47 PM..

04-25-2003, 02:47 PM	#229 (permalink)
KWSN green	GuttersnipeXL is the employee of the month at said KFC. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-25-2003, 05:20 PM	#231 (permalink)
SpoilSport Tilted Location: US, East Coast. Blah.	Bones likes to wear a complete Sailor Moon outifit to his dental appointments and behave in a coquettish manner with the large burly Yugoslav Dental Master all the while speaking only in a falsetto intended to sound like a young japanese waif.

04-26-2003, 11:39 AM	#232 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	SpoilSport doesn't play well with others __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-26-2003, 11:45 AM	#233 (permalink)
Memalvada Psycho Location: South of the border	flyman likes to castrate bulls __________________ "The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK)

04-26-2003, 11:46 AM	#234 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	Memalvada drives slow in the ultra fast lane __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-26-2003, 11:49 AM	#235 (permalink)
w3r7y Crazy Location: {c4n4d4}.,b1zn47ch	qpid dreams of Dennis Leary shaving a monkey every night. __________________ "oderint dum metuant" -Caligura You say Tomato, I say Fuck you.

04-26-2003, 11:50 AM	#236 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	w3r7y gets obscure references to songs that no one has heard of and um... is a Mac User! __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-26-2003, 12:22 PM	#237 (permalink)
Memalvada Psycho Location: South of the border	qpid likes to fart in public places and blame the smell on old people __________________ "The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK)

04-26-2003, 12:52 PM	#238 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Memalvada eats poker chips and refuses to keep the seat in a fully upright position during take off and landings. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.