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qpid · 04-23-2003, 07:46 AM

richeee is falls asleep dreaming about Whitesnake

KWSN · 04-23-2003, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by qpid
richeee is falls asleep dreaming about Whitesnake

Yeah, well qpid fall asleep thinking about Poison. And Warrant.

MikeyChalupa · 04-23-2003, 08:04 AM

KWSN has attended 5 New Kids on the Block concerts.

-Mikey

cdwonderful · 04-23-2003, 09:18 AM

mikeyChalupa was once arrested for selling dope dressed as a nun......

SpoilSport · 04-23-2003, 09:22 AM

cdw has semi annual parties in which the members of SleezBeez, Pretty Boy Floyd, Bang Tango, The Backstreet Boys, Mike Piazza and himself don Ninja and Pirate costumes and enact imaginary battles in the pirate ship/ninja hideout he's built in his back yard.

SaltPork · 04-23-2003, 11:50 AM

Bones is dilusional that the Cubs are going to finish with a winning record.

It's the dildo collection, it makes him crazy.

uncle phil · 04-23-2003, 11:54 AM

wrkime keeps a whale-blubber collection in little plastic jars in his freezer...

rockogre · 04-23-2003, 11:59 AM

It's a little known fact that Uncle Phil wears Batman underwear made especially for him from silk in a small shop in Kowloon.

Small, nimble fingered women weave each set to his exact specifications always placing the Bat symbol exactly centered on the crotch and a picture of Robin on the the right cheek.

It's rumored that Michel Jackson buys all of the used ones for his collection but no documentation has surfaced to support this rumor.

rockogre · 04-23-2003, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
rockogre was actually once a member of the original menudo

Lord that was cruel!

uncle phil · 04-23-2003, 12:05 PM

jeebus, that was...

crazycousinjim · 04-23-2003, 12:05 PM

Rockogre keeps a wonder woman suit in his closet...... to wear himself

SaltPork · 04-23-2003, 12:08 PM

Bones is trying to make a wonder woman suit out of human skin, but is having trouble finding "material". When you do, remember, it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

Spinach_Indeed · 04-23-2003, 04:42 PM

Bones' name came from the fact that he had a Racoon Penis Bone surgecialy inserted into his groin.

World's King · 04-23-2003, 04:47 PM

He doesn't even really like Spinach.

Moron.

Spinach_Indeed · 04-23-2003, 04:52 PM

World's King is actually only King of a small Field outside of Ohio

BubblegumTeflon · 04-23-2003, 04:56 PM

The greaser avatar prompts me: World's King uses that cheap knock-off Pome Aid. Shame on you for not using Dapper Dan.

"Pome Aid? I'm a Dapper Dan man!"

KWSN · 04-23-2003, 05:46 PM

Bubblegum Teflon is just that. He's a piece of teflon made from bubblegum. How he manages to type is still a mystery.

Loki · 04-23-2003, 05:48 PM

KWSN is really a member of the Backstreet Boys.

World's King · 04-23-2003, 05:51 PM

Loki

Wish he was from America so he can stop talking like that.

qpid · 04-23-2003, 05:52 PM

World's King is actualyl only king of his tiny little world that exists in a shoebox under his bed

KWSN · 04-23-2003, 06:13 PM

QPID IS STUPID!!!! OMGROFLMAOASMPLAODMANDOAKDOADODLANDADPADPAODMADOLROAJDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HamiC · 04-23-2003, 06:39 PM

KWSN is part of a secret organization that is not really looking to take over the world before Microsoft does. The organization's real goal is to abolish the use of the shift key and the letter E.

Or KWSN is just really good at abbreviating.

Either way, it is a secret. Keep it on the DL.

SaltPork · 04-23-2003, 07:24 PM

The B in Bones stands for B...nothing else...it's just a letter.

KWSN · 04-23-2003, 07:27 PM

wrkime isn't really from New England. He's from Old England. As a matter of fact, he's Queen Elizabeth.

SaltPork · 04-23-2003, 07:30 PM

I don't want to be Queen.

KWSN = Keep Wearing Sweet Naugahyde
I know, I know it's getting old, but it amuses me.

JumpinJesus · 04-23-2003, 08:06 PM

wrkime has every episode of "Gillmore Girls" on tape.

Spinach_Indeed · 04-23-2003, 08:57 PM

JumpinJesus is actually Aretha Franklin's Vagina, in Cyborg Form

KillerYoda · 04-23-2003, 09:04 PM

Spinach_Indeed was the guy who cancelled the original Star Trek.

KWSN · 04-23-2003, 09:11 PM

KillerYoda's nick starts with the same letter as mine. And when you steal my letter... I get MAD

Somenosuke · 04-23-2003, 09:19 PM

KWSN likes to wear platform shoes with micro miniskirts and crotchless lace panties. *runs for her life*

BubblegumTeflon · 04-24-2003, 06:42 AM

Ummm KWSN just for future reference I'm not a "he", thankee.

Loki is actually tied and bound with the entrails of his son, at the center of the earth, with poison dripping into his eyes. (icky as this seems there's a reference here too).

EDIT: My webcache must be messed up, I just loaded this page!! ok, Somenosuke, your left eyelid twitches whenever you're thinking about something naughty.

vermin · 04-24-2003, 06:49 AM

Bubblegum Teflon:

You are too a he, you just don't know the difference.

SaltPork · 04-24-2003, 06:53 AM

vermin is a giant talking cockroach that lives in the bowels of a nuclear reactor.

KWSN · 04-24-2003, 07:05 AM

wrkime is a much smaller talking cockroach that lives in the bowels of aforesaid talking cockroach.

rockogre · 04-24-2003, 07:23 AM

KWSN is secretly addicted to the Smurf cartoons.

You don't even want to think about his longings for Smurfette involving handcuffs and whipped cream.

KWSN · 04-24-2003, 07:34 AM

rockogre doesn't really have a beard. Or a motorcycle... or any tattoos. Actually, he's a French hairstylist/interior decorator from Grenwich Village.

KWSN · 04-24-2003, 07:38 AM

Bones put me on his balls and made no effort to get me off till I hinted it to him.

Somenosuke · 04-24-2003, 08:21 AM

Bones suffers from a horrible affliction known as micropenis.. the poor dear.

JumpinJesus · 04-24-2003, 08:53 AM

Somenosuke spent 2 weeks in line to get tickets to <i>Attack of the Clones</i> dressed as Chewbacca.

Somenosuke · 04-24-2003, 08:55 AM

JumpinJesus was with me, but he was dressed as Princess Leia.

04-23-2003, 07:46 AM	#121 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	richeee is falls asleep dreaming about Whitesnake __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-23-2003, 09:18 AM	#124 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	mikeyChalupa was once arrested for selling dope dressed as a nun...... __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

04-23-2003, 11:50 AM	#126 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Bones is dilusional that the Cubs are going to finish with a winning record. It's the dildo collection, it makes him crazy. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-23-2003, 11:54 AM	#127 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	wrkime keeps a whale-blubber collection in little plastic jars in his freezer... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-23-2003, 11:59 AM	#128 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	It's a little known fact that Uncle Phil wears Batman underwear made especially for him from silk in a small shop in Kowloon. Small, nimble fingered women weave each set to his exact specifications always placing the Bat symbol exactly centered on the crotch and a picture of Robin on the the right cheek. It's rumored that Michel Jackson buys all of the used ones for his collection but no documentation has surfaced to support this rumor. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

04-23-2003, 08:04 AM	#123 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	KWSN has attended 5 New Kids on the Block concerts. -Mikey

04-23-2003, 09:22 AM	#125 (permalink)
SpoilSport Tilted Location: US, East Coast. Blah.	cdw has semi annual parties in which the members of SleezBeez, Pretty Boy Floyd, Bang Tango, The Backstreet Boys, Mike Piazza and himself don Ninja and Pirate costumes and enact imaginary battles in the pirate ship/ninja hideout he's built in his back yard.

04-23-2003, 12:05 PM	#130 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	jeebus, that was... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-23-2003, 12:05 PM	#131 (permalink)
crazycousinjim Crazy Location: Copenhagen, Denmark	Rockogre keeps a wonder woman suit in his closet...... to wear himself

04-23-2003, 12:08 PM	#132 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Bones is trying to make a wonder woman suit out of human skin, but is having trouble finding "material". When you do, remember, it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-23-2003, 04:42 PM	#133 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Bones' name came from the fact that he had a Racoon Penis Bone surgecialy inserted into his groin. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

04-23-2003, 04:47 PM	#134 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	He doesn't even really like Spinach. Moron. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-23-2003, 04:52 PM	#135 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	World's King is actually only King of a small Field outside of Ohio __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

04-23-2003, 04:56 PM	#136 (permalink)
BubblegumTeflon Insane	The greaser avatar prompts me: World's King uses that cheap knock-off Pome Aid. Shame on you for not using Dapper Dan. "Pome Aid? I'm a Dapper Dan man!"

04-23-2003, 05:46 PM	#137 (permalink)
KWSN green	Bubblegum Teflon is just that. He's a piece of teflon made from bubblegum. How he manages to type is still a mystery. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-23-2003, 08:06 PM	#146 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	wrkime has every episode of "Gillmore Girls" on tape. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

04-23-2003, 09:04 PM	#148 (permalink)
KillerYoda The Original Emo Gangsta Location: Sixth Floor, Texas School Book Depository	Spinach_Indeed was the guy who cancelled the original Star Trek. __________________ "So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team."

04-23-2003, 05:48 PM	#138 (permalink)
Loki Psycho Location: Drifting.	KWSN is really a member of the Backstreet Boys.

04-23-2003, 05:51 PM	#139 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Loki Wish he was from America so he can stop talking like that. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-23-2003, 05:52 PM	#140 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	World's King is actualyl only king of his tiny little world that exists in a shoebox under his bed __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-23-2003, 06:13 PM	#141 (permalink)
KWSN green	QPID IS STUPID!!!! OMGROFLMAOASMPLAODMANDOAKDOADODLANDADPADPAODMADOLROAJDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-23-2003, 06:39 PM	#142 (permalink)
HamiC Insane Location: USA	KWSN is part of a secret organization that is not really looking to take over the world before Microsoft does. The organization's real goal is to abolish the use of the shift key and the letter E. Or KWSN is just really good at abbreviating. Either way, it is a secret. Keep it on the DL.

04-23-2003, 07:24 PM	#143 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	The B in Bones stands for B...nothing else...it's just a letter. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-23-2003, 07:27 PM	#144 (permalink)
KWSN green	wrkime isn't really from New England. He's from Old England. As a matter of fact, he's Queen Elizabeth. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-23-2003, 07:30 PM	#145 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	I don't want to be Queen. KWSN = Keep Wearing Sweet Naugahyde I know, I know it's getting old, but it amuses me. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-23-2003, 08:57 PM	#147 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	JumpinJesus is actually Aretha Franklin's Vagina, in Cyborg Form __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

04-23-2003, 09:11 PM	#149 (permalink)
KWSN green	KillerYoda's nick starts with the same letter as mine. And when you steal my letter... I get MAD __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-23-2003, 09:19 PM	#150 (permalink)
Somenosuke Insane Location: The 7th Level..	KWSN likes to wear platform shoes with micro miniskirts and crotchless lace panties. runs for her life __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

04-24-2003, 06:42 AM	#151 (permalink)
BubblegumTeflon Insane	Ummm KWSN just for future reference I'm not a "he", thankee. Loki is actually tied and bound with the entrails of his son, at the center of the earth, with poison dripping into his eyes. (icky as this seems there's a reference here too). EDIT: My webcache must be messed up, I just loaded this page!! ok, Somenosuke, your left eyelid twitches whenever you're thinking about something naughty. Last edited by BubblegumTeflon; 04-24-2003 at 06:45 AM..

04-24-2003, 06:49 AM	#152 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Bubblegum Teflon: You are too a he, you just don't know the difference. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-24-2003, 06:53 AM	#153 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	vermin is a giant talking cockroach that lives in the bowels of a nuclear reactor. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-24-2003, 07:05 AM	#154 (permalink)
KWSN green	wrkime is a much smaller talking cockroach that lives in the bowels of aforesaid talking cockroach. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-24-2003, 07:23 AM	#155 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	KWSN is secretly addicted to the Smurf cartoons. You don't even want to think about his longings for Smurfette involving handcuffs and whipped cream. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

04-24-2003, 07:34 AM	#156 (permalink)
KWSN green	rockogre doesn't really have a beard. Or a motorcycle... or any tattoos. Actually, he's a French hairstylist/interior decorator from Grenwich Village. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-24-2003, 07:38 AM	#157 (permalink)
KWSN green	Bones put me on his balls and made no effort to get me off till I hinted it to him. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-24-2003, 08:21 AM	#158 (permalink)
Somenosuke Insane Location: The 7th Level..	Bones suffers from a horrible affliction known as micropenis.. the poor dear. __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

04-24-2003, 08:53 AM	#159 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Somenosuke spent 2 weeks in line to get tickets to <i>Attack of the Clones</i> dressed as Chewbacca. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses