richeee

Uncle Phil goes on vacation and TFP crashes- coincidence? I think not!

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Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

vermin

richeee once shot a man just to watch him die, then got distracted and missed it.

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

richeee

but Vermin survived, richeee was glad, since his aim was off, and he meant to hit someone else!!!
Long Live vermin, who's deepest secret is that he wishes "The Brady Bunch" would've included him, just so he could be closer to Sam, the butcher!

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Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

Fly

richeee loves boooooobies,richeeee loves booooobies

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

phoenix1002

flyman enjoys pulling the wings off of flies with a pair of tweezers, then dips the still-living flies in sugar, glazes them with a small butane torch, and gives them to small children for halloween candy

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I'd rather be climbing...

I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

dragon2fire

phoenix is really a raven in disuge

chodarama

dragon2fire has probably spent a fortune on role-playing games involving dragons and wizards and whatnot. he has nightmares of kids teasing him about the superman cape he still wears.

KillerYoda

chodarama dreams of living in a world where people who drink llama urine are not persecuted for their beliefs.

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"So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team."

Memalvada

KillerYoda has a fetish for 900-year-old creatures that inhabit the swamp planet of Dagobah.

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"The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK)

afraidofninjas

That is the only portugese Bones knows...

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I am a new tie wearink

splck

afraidofninjas sleeps with teenage turtles.

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nice line eh?

richeee

splck still laments the day he got kicked out of Molly Hatchet.

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Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

uncle phil

bones owns sherman lollar's first catcher's mitt...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

vermin

Uncle Phil wishes he looked exactly like his avatar...all the time!

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

phoenix1002

Vermin played the part of the rat in the anti-drug ads.

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I'd rather be climbing...

I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

richeee

phoenix1022 is really tucson2113 in disguise, and is still bummed that I became his superior in qpid's army!
Age (and seniority) has it's privleges!

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Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

GuttersnipeXL

richee is anything but rich...he squats down late at night in supermarket parking lots to try to catch the glimmer of shiney pennies, so that he can save up for a new issue of Teen Beat.

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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

phoenix1002

richee got kidnapped by the flying monkeys from the wizard of oz when he was younger, and is still traumatized. he refuses to go anywhere near the monkey house in zoos these days, and has installed AA batteries around his house, just in case they decide to ever come back.

Just you watch it richee, an unfortunate "accident" might occur, involving you and a truck full of monkeys. That way I could have back my full title

edit: oops... i guess i was too slow. I guess whoever's next gets to rip at both me and snipe.

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I'd rather be climbing...

I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

richeee

OK phoenix- you're scaring me now with the monkeys-I didn't want to get nasty, but now the world will know-
phoenix1002 refuses to face the truth of being a lesbian trapped in a male body with no tongue and a small nose!
HA!

and GutterXL- Teen Beat ROCKS!!!!

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Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

krwlz

Snipe would rather that no one knew of his secret love affair with that horse last week...

pheonix would rather not have anyone kno that he was the horse...

Peetster

Nope, I got nothing to add here. I was gonna, but I thought better of it.

phoenix1002

so lets see.. apparently i'm a male horse with lesbian tendencies that had a secret love affair with snipe...

Krwlz wishes he was so lucky..
He's had a thing for snipe for a while...

edit: damn... i've got to start hitting refresh more often

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I'd rather be climbing...

I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

GuttersnipeXL

Since Peetster has a date with back episodes of My Little Pony, I'll reveal that phoenix finds himself shedding a tear everytime Enrique Iglesias drops a spot on the Billboard charts.

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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

MSD

GuttersnipeXL wishes he could be there to comfort phoenix1002 in a "special way" when he cries over Enrique's drop in the charts.

phoenix1002

MrSelfDestruct has not yet come to terms with the fact that he is unable to fit into a small sports car, and he constantly strives to boost the performance of his buick.

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I'd rather be climbing...

I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

Peetster

Sadly, Flicka was being violated by Guttersnipe, so it was "My Little Pony" or nothing. ;-)

MSD

Ok, that's it. I'm letting the pig out of the bag about the tiem you and your ex stole several hundred condoms to replace the ones you used, and had none from the stolen batch left by the next morning.

(Fighting semi-truth with truth. It's not that I can't fit in a sports car, it's more that I'm too poor to afford one. And I'd like to see you get a '97 Buick Century to pull off an 80-foot burnout with good tires. And you can have my neon lights when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.)

vermin

MrSelfDestruct is not at all self-destructive, and wouldn't know a field munition if it came up and bit him on the ass.

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

uncle phil

vermin just cut the cheese...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bundy

phil really really misses that country/state game...

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Ohayo!!!

Fly

bundy really really really really misses the country/state game

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

myMHz

flyman often looks in your window when you are undressing.

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"The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.

There's also a negative side."

tek55

myMHz is secretly an undercover Nepalese Intelligence officer that plays with male thongs and likes to say the word "boink" in reply to regular questions.

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teneo effrenus katafractarius

"I'm a Master Fisherman in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution!

Peetster

tek55 likes to pretend that he understands Latin.

Zotz

Peetster has watched the movie Ishtar 114 times and has memorized the script

tek55

fyi, i don't pretend, i know for damn sure i don't understand it :P i just like the meaning of the phrase anyways oh shit umm yeah, peetster likes to play with toy bunnies w/ pink lace nighties while using the crapper

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teneo effrenus katafractarius

"I'm a Master Fisherman in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution!

phoenix1002

tek55 was drafted by the Polish Secret Police, but that job didn't pan out (he told everyone what his job was, and he was too tanned to be polish, anyway). So then he became a fisherman working out of a small boat off the west coast. However, his boat sunk when he fell asleep at the wheel and hit an American submarine. After swimming back to shore, he realized he didn't have enough money left to buy another boat, so he's been bumming around on the beach ever since, selling shells to tourists in order to buy food and pay for the 'net.

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I'd rather be climbing...

I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

SaltPork

Phoenix1002 is a delusional escaped mental patient who goes around giving people "noogies" and "dutch rubs"

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

Troublebot

wrkime likes eating cole slaw out of old galoshes.

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Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend.
Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

SaltPork

Troublebot rolls in lox and then likes to sit in the sun.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.