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bing bing · 06-23-2003, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
queedo is Abe Vigoda

Bundy purchased the STD and blowjob package.

uncle phil · 06-23-2003, 03:15 AM

bing bing drives a studebaker...truck...

Fly · 06-23-2003, 04:14 AM

uncle phil chases that studebaker and tries to catch a whiff of the exhaust

eyeseepeedude · 06-23-2003, 04:22 AM

flyman has a bottle of Pixiedust next to his bed.

Pyrate · 06-23-2003, 05:38 AM

bing bing has under his pillow a secret stash of talcum powder. He seriously believes it's fairy dust.

Pyrate · 06-23-2003, 05:39 AM

hmph. forgot to read page bloody five!

oh well, icpdude also has a secret stash of talcum powder under his pillow. As a matter of fact he shares bing bing's pillow!

Gn@sher · 06-23-2003, 05:52 AM

SexyCat Had Sex With A 3 1/2 Floppy Drive

eyeseepeedude · 06-23-2003, 06:09 AM

Gn@sher had sex with a 5 1/4 drive...

uncle phil · 06-23-2003, 12:28 PM

(i must have missed sexycat...)

icp watches wild fires on tv and drools...

BonesCPA · 06-23-2003, 12:49 PM

Uncle Phil is really my AUNT Phil.

SaltPork · 06-23-2003, 12:53 PM

BonesCPA is really a russian woman body builder in disguise.

Pheatius · 06-23-2003, 12:59 PM

Wrkime is a gentle soul that looks for the good in all hearts. Unfortunately this means a lot of physical abuse by others that do not share this vision. Because of this, he is about to give up on humanity and ascend to a higher plane of existence again, for he is not from our world, but a parallel dimension of entities that worship Richard Simmons as their god.

Amen

Meridae'n · 06-23-2003, 04:35 PM

Pheatius was the "Get off my train" dude in 'Ghost'...

paddyjoe · 06-23-2003, 05:10 PM

Don't tell anyone.....but Meridae'n installed a buttplug on his pottery wheel.

Fly · 06-23-2003, 05:38 PM

paddyjoe knows this cuz his real name is peepin'joe.

*you sick bastard you*

bing bing · 06-23-2003, 06:40 PM

flyman once partook in a coprophagia party.

bundy · 06-23-2003, 07:39 PM

bing bong does a really neat trick using ping pong balls and his arse

bing bing · 06-23-2003, 11:36 PM

bundy wears high cut, bikini style underwear.

Zoom · 06-24-2003, 01:14 AM

bing bing is an Icy hot stunta

uncle phil · 06-24-2003, 03:12 AM

zoom went out and bought (are you ready for this...) a brand new pair of (here it comes...) sleeper jammies...

Midlandmadman · 06-24-2003, 04:33 AM

uncle phil actually thinks he almost won the publisher clearing house sweepstakes!

bing bing · 06-24-2003, 05:21 AM

Midlandmadman doesn't have a gag reflex.

Pyrate · 06-24-2003, 06:38 AM

bing bing is currently working on book called 'why I love to streak'.

Gn@sher · 06-24-2003, 06:40 AM

Pyrate Has Secret Obsession With Pierced Dicks!!!!!!!(Errrrrrrrr!)

Midlandmadman · 06-24-2003, 11:37 AM

Gn@sher has 6 nipples

uncle phil · 06-24-2003, 01:09 PM

midmad eagerly awaits ed mcmahon at his door...

Pheatius · 06-24-2003, 01:21 PM

Uncle Phil Believes Tattoo really ran Fantasy Island and started a petition to have Hervé Villechaize named a Saint by the Catholic Church, but the Catholic Church decided that they had enough short and French saints, so they said no.

Meridae'n · 06-24-2003, 03:49 PM

Ha ha... Ze plane buss, ze plane! Gold Pheatius!

It's a pity then that i must tell everyone that your seamen is brown...

Fly · 06-24-2003, 04:08 PM

and Meridae'n knows this cuz he did a head exploratory on Pheatius' penis.

Meridae'n · 06-24-2003, 04:15 PM

flyman's voice doesn't echo...

bundy · 06-24-2003, 04:46 PM

Meri is one of those dodgy old men who goes around telling young guys like flyman about their filthy sex adventures in an effort to turn them on, and take advantage of them.

Meridae'n · 06-24-2003, 06:09 PM

Who you calling old!!!

bundy has no skin between his nostrils... and has made a killing as an extra for George Lucas

Fly · 06-24-2003, 07:08 PM

Meridae'n's *bling* meter goes off when it's mentioned that he's old.

*might need a new set of uncle phil's sleeper jammies soon eh?*

bing bing · 06-24-2003, 07:29 PM

flyman sucks a dangerous amount of cock.

Meridae'n · 06-24-2003, 08:29 PM

bing bing can suck-start a Concord...

Zoom · 06-25-2003, 12:42 AM

meridae'n put altezzas on a camaro

bing bing · 06-25-2003, 12:48 AM

Meridae'n has a urinary tract infection.

Fly · 06-25-2003, 02:37 AM

i heard bing bing could suck the chrome off of a trailor hitch......

with his ass....

Meridae'n · 06-25-2003, 02:42 AM

flyman collects hail...

uncle phil · 06-25-2003, 02:57 AM

meri keeps a blow-up doll under his mattress...

06-23-2003, 03:15 AM	#1402 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bing bing drives a studebaker...truck... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-23-2003, 04:14 AM	#1403 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil chases that studebaker and tries to catch a whiff of the exhaust __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-23-2003, 04:22 AM	#1404 (permalink)
eyeseepeedude Sir Location: Colorado Springs, CO	flyman has a bottle of Pixiedust next to his bed. __________________ If you like what you see, donate to the TFP

06-23-2003, 05:38 AM	#1405 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	bing bing has under his pillow a secret stash of talcum powder. He seriously believes it's fairy dust. __________________ ?

06-23-2003, 05:39 AM	#1406 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	hmph. forgot to read page bloody five! oh well, icpdude also has a secret stash of talcum powder under his pillow. As a matter of fact he shares bing bing's pillow! __________________ ?

06-23-2003, 05:52 AM	#1407 (permalink)
Gn@sher Upright	SexyCat Had Sex With A 3 1/2 Floppy Drive

06-23-2003, 06:09 AM	#1408 (permalink)
eyeseepeedude Sir Location: Colorado Springs, CO	Gn@sher had sex with a 5 1/4 drive... __________________ If you like what you see, donate to the TFP

06-23-2003, 12:28 PM	#1409 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	(i must have missed sexycat...) icp watches wild fires on tv and drools... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-23-2003, 12:49 PM	#1410 (permalink)
BonesCPA No. It's not done yet. Location: sorta kinda phila	Uncle Phil is really my AUNT Phil. __________________ Back into hibernation.

06-23-2003, 12:53 PM	#1411 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	BonesCPA is really a russian woman body builder in disguise. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

06-23-2003, 12:59 PM	#1412 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Wrkime is a gentle soul that looks for the good in all hearts. Unfortunately this means a lot of physical abuse by others that do not share this vision. Because of this, he is about to give up on humanity and ascend to a higher plane of existence again, for he is not from our world, but a parallel dimension of entities that worship Richard Simmons as their god. Amen

06-23-2003, 04:35 PM	#1413 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Pheatius was the "Get off my train" dude in 'Ghost'... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-23-2003, 05:10 PM	#1414 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Don't tell anyone.....but Meridae'n installed a buttplug on his pottery wheel.

06-23-2003, 05:38 PM	#1415 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	paddyjoe knows this cuz his real name is peepin'joe. you sick bastard you __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-23-2003, 06:40 PM	#1416 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	flyman once partook in a coprophagia party.

06-24-2003, 11:37 AM	#1425 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Gn@sher has 6 nipples __________________ Its good to be back.

06-23-2003, 07:39 PM	#1417 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	bing bong does a really neat trick using ping pong balls and his arse __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-23-2003, 11:36 PM	#1418 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	bundy wears high cut, bikini style underwear.

06-24-2003, 01:14 AM	#1419 (permalink)
Zoom Tilted	bing bing is an Icy hot stunta __________________ ZOOM ZOOM

06-24-2003, 03:12 AM	#1420 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	zoom went out and bought (are you ready for this...) a brand new pair of (here it comes...) sleeper jammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-24-2003, 04:33 AM	#1421 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	uncle phil actually thinks he almost won the publisher clearing house sweepstakes! __________________ Its good to be back.

06-24-2003, 05:21 AM	#1422 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	Midlandmadman doesn't have a gag reflex.

06-24-2003, 06:38 AM	#1423 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	bing bing is currently working on book called 'why I love to streak'. __________________ ?

06-24-2003, 06:40 AM	#1424 (permalink)
Gn@sher Upright	Pyrate Has Secret Obsession With Pierced Dicks!!!!!!!(Errrrrrrrr!)

06-24-2003, 01:09 PM	#1426 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	midmad eagerly awaits ed mcmahon at his door... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-24-2003, 01:21 PM	#1427 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Uncle Phil Believes Tattoo really ran Fantasy Island and started a petition to have Hervé Villechaize named a Saint by the Catholic Church, but the Catholic Church decided that they had enough short and French saints, so they said no.

06-24-2003, 03:49 PM	#1428 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Ha ha... Ze plane buss, ze plane! Gold Pheatius! It's a pity then that i must tell everyone that your seamen is brown... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-24-2003, 04:08 PM	#1429 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	and Meridae'n knows this cuz he did a head exploratory on Pheatius' penis. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-24-2003, 04:15 PM	#1430 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	flyman's voice doesn't echo... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-24-2003, 04:46 PM	#1431 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri is one of those dodgy old men who goes around telling young guys like flyman about their filthy sex adventures in an effort to turn them on, and take advantage of them. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-24-2003, 06:09 PM	#1432 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Who you calling old!!! bundy has no skin between his nostrils... and has made a killing as an extra for George Lucas __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-24-2003, 07:08 PM	#1433 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Meridae'n's bling meter goes off when it's mentioned that he's old. might need a new set of uncle phil's sleeper jammies soon eh? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-24-2003, 07:29 PM	#1434 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	flyman sucks a dangerous amount of cock.

06-24-2003, 08:29 PM	#1435 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bing bing can suck-start a Concord... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-25-2003, 12:42 AM	#1436 (permalink)
Zoom Tilted	meridae'n put altezzas on a camaro __________________ ZOOM ZOOM

06-25-2003, 12:48 AM	#1437 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	Meridae'n has a urinary tract infection.