06-11-2003, 08:02 PM | #1121 (permalink) |
Go Packers! (*sigh!*)
Location: The Lovely Emerald City
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actually, I love to talk about it----- no one wants to hear about it....
What they want to hear is: the story about queedo and the time he/she dressed up/down in the giant lobster with herpes outfit for the annual "Save Our Sexually Transmitted Diseased Shellfish" Parade in some NE town of North America. Pictures are all over the internet...
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06-11-2003, 08:23 PM | #1123 (permalink) | |
Go Packers! (*sigh!*)
Location: The Lovely Emerald City
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Quote:
queedo wishes he could fit in a speedo...
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06-11-2003, 08:28 PM | #1124 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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richeees' brother wet the bed as a kid and richeee got jealous of all the attention he was receiving and started wetting his own bed last week.
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06-11-2003, 10:38 PM | #1127 (permalink) |
ClerkMan!
Location: Tulsa, Ok.
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Skiltzkins the leader of the moles.
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy" |
06-11-2003, 10:42 PM | #1129 (permalink) |
ClerkMan!
Location: Tulsa, Ok.
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Sweet.
Stiltzkin is some how related to Jesus (loong story)
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy" |
06-11-2003, 10:47 PM | #1131 (permalink) |
ClerkMan!
Location: Tulsa, Ok.
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stiltzkin knows that I can also recite volumes of garfield comic strips too..... and he is jealous.
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy" |
06-11-2003, 10:50 PM | #1132 (permalink) |
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BBtB may be able to recite Garfield comic strips, but I can recite Calvin&Hobbes comic strips, which are far superior to Garfield comics
Oh, and he transforms into a werecat-like creature every second Tuesday of every other month.
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06-12-2003, 02:27 AM | #1133 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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stiltz dreams of becoming the world's largest manufacturer of toilet seats...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-12-2003, 12:38 PM | #1142 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!
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and on sundays Stiltzkin goes out for womans soft ball and gets cut because he is not good enough.
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06-12-2003, 12:43 PM | #1143 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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froggy went to philadelphia once...but it was closed...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-12-2003, 12:51 PM | #1144 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!
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uncle phil lives to play cards for money. everyone else like it when he plays cards too. *don't have a get rich plan well just invite uncle phil to play cards for money*
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"enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day." |
06-12-2003, 04:12 PM | #1150 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Bones has twice failed to pull a root in a brothel
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
06-12-2003, 05:07 PM | #1151 (permalink) |
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Maridea'n went to Louisiana in search of the Mississippi river. The best he could find was a small puddle of water in the middle of the highway. He became traumatized and refuses to speak about it to this day.
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06-12-2003, 05:33 PM | #1152 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Stiltzkin has been know to apply white-out directly onto the computer screen after making a mistake...
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
06-12-2003, 05:40 PM | #1153 (permalink) |
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::applies whiteout directly on the computer screen to wipe-out a typo:: Garsh durrrrn them typo's! ::slaps knee:: a-hyuck!
Meridae'n is actually pronounced as "marry day N", which is means, "marry the day and..." therefore, Meridae'n's name is actually a fragment sentence...
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06-12-2003, 06:00 PM | #1154 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Stiltzkin's favourite snack is cucumber and cinnamon toasted sandwiches...
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
06-12-2003, 06:29 PM | #1155 (permalink) |
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Hey, whats wrong with cucumber and cinnamon toast? Just because the mix itself is nasty doesn't mean it ain't good for ya
Meridae'n thinks ketchup tastes good with everything, especially icecream and chocolate.
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06-12-2003, 08:03 PM | #1160 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Stiltzkin doesn't know where Equatorial Guinea is
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
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