06-05-2006, 12:41 PM | #6882 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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speaking of claws, the lance still has marks on his chest from that red-head he met down at fells point last summer...
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06-07-2006, 05:15 PM | #6885 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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the lady wants to be a tramp...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-08-2006, 12:51 PM | #6888 (permalink) | |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Quote:
LS has never tasted beer in her life...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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06-08-2006, 05:23 PM | #6889 (permalink) | |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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hehehehehe.......... uncle phil likes to hang out with his wang out after not succeding to hit past the ladies tee........... can you say............."DINK OUT"!!!!!!!!!! show us what you got phil 'ol boy..... fore.............. |
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06-09-2006, 02:25 PM | #6891 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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LS sniffed an open bottle of beer once...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-12-2006, 04:27 AM | #6893 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Lady Sage is actually Lady Gingerroot
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06-12-2006, 04:29 AM | #6894 (permalink) |
Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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PoppinJay has a ginger fetish and does all sorts of kinkalicious things with it - and i'm not talking Ginger the movie star either....
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06-12-2006, 12:14 PM | #6896 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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fre hasn't washed his first pair of sleeper jammies yet...and he's been wearing them for almost three years!!!
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-13-2006, 02:39 PM | #6898 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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fly left the back-door open...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-13-2006, 03:42 PM | #6899 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Now Mr. Fly, everyone knows that Mr. Uncle Phil only does the golf thing when he's having his affair with the beer keg. hahahahaha
But seriously folks... Uncle Phil once married a tomato plant after it had a dozen babies *gasp* |
06-13-2006, 05:34 PM | #6901 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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What can I say? I was higher on the food chain and nothing goes better with spinach and romaine lettuce than some maters! (SirLance made me do it mind you it was a dare)
SirLance has a thing for much older women so for the holidays he dresses up and Santa Claus and frequents nursing homes (oh the HUMANITY) He also slips the neighborhood cats prozac on his evening walks |
06-14-2006, 06:19 AM | #6903 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Yes I have and thank you SO much for bringing up such painful memories! I am well on the road to recovery but you just blew my cover for my stash of kitty crack in the bathroom. THANKS A LOT!!!!!
Mr. Flymans biggest fear is that all of the clocks everywhere will go from 4:19-4:21 skipping that time he likes most *HORRORS* |
06-14-2006, 12:35 PM | #6904 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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LS isn't really tilted...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-14-2006, 05:30 PM | #6907 (permalink) | |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Mr. Fremen is really an alien doing a study on human development. |
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06-15-2006, 03:57 PM | #6908 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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LS, you still leanin' to the left?
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-15-2006, 08:29 PM | #6911 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Speaking of digging, the cops still haven't found those annoying neighbor kids that mysteriously disappeard from Fly's 'hood. 'Nuff said.
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06-16-2006, 08:46 AM | #6914 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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warrrreagl wears his Liberace sleeper-jammies for special occasions.
(Such as, the First Monday of the Month, and New Tube of Toothpaste Day)
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06-16-2006, 12:49 PM | #6915 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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fre, man, you gotta wash those things more than once every two years...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-16-2006, 04:44 PM | #6917 (permalink) |
In Transition
Location: Sanford, FL (between Daytona and Orlando)
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The best part is, the book was just a gag, but it's flying off the shelves, and people are taking Uncle Phil's advice seriously!
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06-16-2006, 05:05 PM | #6919 (permalink) | |
In Transition
Location: Sanford, FL (between Daytona and Orlando)
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Lady Sage isn't really a "lady"...
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