05-25-2006, 06:27 PM | #6841 (permalink) |
loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Tophat gets a far-away look in his eyes whenever he remembers the time He got one of those special Krispy Kreme donuts.
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05-26-2006, 07:48 PM | #6843 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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bparker805 was Tinky Winky. Years later when asked where the strangest place he had ever had sex was, he replied, "in da butt."
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05-29-2006, 12:50 PM | #6847 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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aplme applies the pb...with a soldering iron...
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05-29-2006, 03:26 PM | #6850 (permalink) |
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Elph once testified before a grand jury in "People v. Jacobivich", where she provided expert testimony on perverse sexual acts.
Jacobivich didn't stand a chance.
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05-29-2006, 03:50 PM | #6851 (permalink) |
Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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Big Ben taught Elphaba everything she knows about perverse sexual acts... and then some...
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05-30-2006, 12:15 PM | #6854 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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and ben was left holding the bag...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
05-30-2006, 12:28 PM | #6855 (permalink) |
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Unfortunately, "The Bag" ended up being Uncle Phil's scrotum.
It was a bit sweatty, but tender and alluring at the same time.
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05-30-2006, 12:41 PM | #6856 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Interestingly Ben was born with a set of gills. Sadly he hasn't been able to figure out how to use them for anything practical. For now he wins bar bets by slurping beer through the slits in his neck...
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05-30-2006, 12:41 PM | #6857 (permalink) |
Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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Big Ben's lifelong goal is to visit the Scrotum shop in Australia and get his very own kangaroo scrotum souvenier.
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05-30-2006, 12:57 PM | #6858 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Mal is the TFP's resident expert on all things scrotum related... she denies it, of course. Methinks she doth protest too much!
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05-31-2006, 12:49 PM | #6861 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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said book edited by ben...
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05-31-2006, 01:46 PM | #6862 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Stains between the pages supplied by Uncle Phil.
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05-31-2006, 10:08 PM | #6865 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Fremen is a God among his pets.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
05-31-2006, 11:55 PM | #6866 (permalink) | |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Quote:
Poppy eats fruit cocktail........straight out of the can!!! OMGBBBQ!!
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06-01-2006, 12:33 AM | #6867 (permalink) |
Young Crumudgeon
Location: Canada
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Fremen enjoys sex.
His pets don't enjoy it quite as much.
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06-01-2006, 12:09 PM | #6868 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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the martian sends his sleeper-jammies to the dry-cleaners every other week...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-01-2006, 12:17 PM | #6869 (permalink) |
Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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uncle_phil spends his evenings fondling his golf clubs... he dreams of getting a hole in one...
(no double entendres... honest!)
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06-01-2006, 12:39 PM | #6871 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Maleficent is a robotic arm which assembles car doors for the Elyria Honda plant.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
06-01-2006, 01:04 PM | #6873 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Elph enjoyed skipping Poppinjay's post because he reminds her of all those Summers spent popping her boyfriend Jay's back zits.
*throws up a little in mouth*
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06-01-2006, 02:14 PM | #6874 (permalink) |
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Fremen has an obsessive compulsive disorder; Whenever he reads the word "Encyclopedia", he has to scratch behind his right ear while saying "Brittanica" three times. Don't believe me? Watch this...
Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia Encyclopedia I bet that felt good, Fremen.
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06-01-2006, 02:43 PM | #6875 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Big Ben has all of Clay Aiken's albums, and a tasteful nude spread that appeared in Teen Beat.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
06-02-2006, 11:51 AM | #6877 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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the elph keeps those extortion payments in a small cookie jar in the back under the bathroom sink...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-02-2006, 02:47 PM | #6879 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Lady Sage is Mr. Hooper.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
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