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Fremen · 11-08-2005, 10:29 AM

Ben likes killin' kittens whilst looking at vast quantities of nekkid cross-eyed chubby cheerleader porn.

Furry · 11-08-2005, 11:56 AM

Fremen has a morbid fear of slime monsters. His avatar is a form of direct, aggressive therapy, forcing him to confront his fears every time he writes a post.

SirLance · 11-08-2005, 12:14 PM

Furry is the leader of his own cult, the "Furballs of Doom". They sit about chanting "Doom, Doom, Doom." They are the only people who went to see the movie...

Poppinjay · 11-08-2005, 12:18 PM

SirLance has the fever for Bob Ross. He gets a happy little tree in his pants whenever he watches the videos.

BigBen · 11-08-2005, 12:38 PM

Poppinjay uses this site to add to his collection of witty insults; He uses these one liners against his fellow classmates..... IN KINDERGARTEN!!!!

Bill O'Rights · 11-08-2005, 12:46 PM

BigBen's name isn't really Ben...and, as luck would have it, he really ain't all that big, either.

SirLance · 11-08-2005, 12:48 PM

Bill was once forcibly removed from the Capitol Rotunda for continuously shouting "Give me Liberty or Give Me Pizza!"

paddyjoe · 11-08-2005, 12:50 PM

-edit- slow, slow, slow

Not like SirLance, who many say is fast, fast, fast. Unfortunately, they're all women.

SirLance · 11-08-2005, 12:51 PM

Which PaddyJoe was doing just now, evidently...

BigBen · 11-08-2005, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights

BigBen's name isn't really Ben...and, as luck would have it, he really ain't all that big, either.

Ouch.

So this is what it sounds like..... when doves cry......

Sir Lance is a Big Prince fan, so much so that he also changed his name to a symbol. The court ordered him to change it back when they saw it;

Elphaba · 11-08-2005, 02:10 PM

Ben is expecting top marks in the "Rate my Signature" thread.

SirLance · 11-08-2005, 02:14 PM

Elphaba considers himself a wit. He is half right.

uncle phil · 11-08-2005, 05:38 PM

sirlance has stolen three pair of my own personal sleeper jammies, and my feet are getting cold at night...

Poppinjay · 11-09-2005, 06:40 AM

Uncle Phil cried when he saw, "Muppets Take Manhattan".

SirLance · 11-09-2005, 08:03 AM

Poppinjay was so overcome when Tommy found a Mommy in "Rugrats in Paris" that he had to leave the theatre, lest his sobbing disturb the other patrons.

maleficent · 11-09-2005, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirLance

Elphaba considers himself a wit. He is half right.

Elphaba also considers himself a her...

Sir Lance knows entirely too much about the plot of the rugrats movie, he is their number 1 fan..

SirLance · 11-09-2005, 01:05 PM

...but unlike Maleficient, owns no rugrats action figures...

Poppinjay · 11-10-2005, 11:18 AM

Geraldo has a whole file on SirLance, that he keeps filed under HERMAPHRODITE.

Giant Hamburger · 11-16-2005, 04:09 PM

Indigestible material left in Poppinjay after a large meal such as teeth, skulls, claws, and feathers are too dangerous to pass through the rest of his digestive tract. To safely excrete this material, Poppinjay's gizzard compacts the mass into a tight pellet that he discretely regurgitates.

This can be awkward in some social settings.

Tophat665 · 11-16-2005, 04:33 PM

Giant Hamburger likes to pretend he is made out of ground owl rather than ground beef.

Elphaba · 11-16-2005, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

Giant Hamburger likes to pretend he is made out of ground owl rather than ground beef.

White, spotted owl is the claim when he is trying to impress someone.

uncle phil · 11-16-2005, 05:37 PM

/me thinks elphaba is not really "wicked..."

Tophat665 · 11-16-2005, 07:33 PM

/ me thinks Uncle Phil really is Marilyn Monroe. Age has been rough on our beauty.

uncle phil · 11-17-2005, 05:31 PM

top wears hats without brims, when he thinks no one is looking...

Fly · 11-17-2005, 07:17 PM

phil don't smoke his cigars.......he eats 'em.

*wierdo*

Elphaba · 11-17-2005, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

/me thinks elphaba is not really "wicked..."

That's a damn lie; I can be really, really wicked when I want to be.

Uncle phil is actually a chicken stricken with bird flu, due to an unhappy encounter with a witch that really, really can be wicked. Sometimes.

uncle phil · 12-01-2005, 05:29 PM

Elphaba eats tapioca pudding...for lunch...

paddyjoe · 12-01-2005, 05:36 PM

uncle phil sells blue hair dye all up and down his new block in Florida.

"Works for Me", is his main selling point!

SirLance · 12-01-2005, 11:18 PM

PaddyJoe married the original "Little Old Lady From Pasadena"

BigBen · 12-02-2005, 06:45 AM

Sir Lance Proposed to "The Little Old Lady From Pasadena", but she said no. He was also an usher at her and Paddy Joe's wedding, and cried like a little girl when the Minister asked if anyone objected. It was a tense scene, but Paddy Joe gave Sir Lance "The Look", and Sir Lance backed off fast.

He got really drunk at the reception, and french kissed Paddy Joe's mom. On Stage. While Stairway to Heaven was playing. It was creepy.

maleficent · 12-02-2005, 06:50 AM

/me stares at BigBen...

The Canadian Army is apparantly code for Canadian Nut House to be able to come up with such a scenario above.

BigBen's imaginatin is the new secret weapon for the army... :giggles at the thought of it:

SirLance · 12-02-2005, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBen

He got really drunk at the reception, and french kissed Paddy Joe's mom. On Stage. While Stairway to Heaven was playing. It was creepy.

Hey, she slipped ME the tongue!

Mal secretely administers psychoactive drugs to pigeons as part of a vast, secret experiment, funded by the Canadian army...

paddyjoe · 12-02-2005, 12:16 PM

oh you guys are SICK!!!!

SirLance secretly writes erotic romance novels for the geriatric crowd in Everglade City, Florida.

Charlatan · 12-02-2005, 12:26 PM

Paddyjoe gets his preternaturally soft and wrinkle free skin, not by bathing in Guinness (as was earlier suspected), rather the big secret is that PJ is just a great big, hairy baby.

uncle phil · 12-02-2005, 01:23 PM

charlie keeps a pair of sleeper jammies in his suitcase...

Fly · 12-02-2005, 02:50 PM

phil has a shit eating grin on his face,can grow flowers with his breath and has old timers disease as well.

sorry phil...you're slippin' today man.

Mantus · 12-02-2005, 03:19 PM

Where am I, how did I get here, there is this "post" button, oooo shiny!

flyman is a product of our mass hallucination!

Tophat665 · 12-02-2005, 08:30 PM

Mantus names his underwear.

Fly · 12-04-2005, 07:05 AM

Top don't wear any underwear

paddyjoe · 12-04-2005, 08:51 AM

At least they don't wear their underwear on their heads at parties, like flyman does.

11-08-2005, 10:29 AM	#6441 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Ben likes killin' kittens whilst looking at vast quantities of nekkid cross-eyed chubby cheerleader porn. __________________ Google

11-08-2005, 11:56 AM	#6442 (permalink)
Furry Crazy Location: UK	Fremen has a morbid fear of slime monsters. His avatar is a form of direct, aggressive therapy, forcing him to confront his fears every time he writes a post. __________________ Furry is the leader of his own cult, the "Furballs of Doom". They sit about chanting "Doom, Doom, Doom". (From a random shot in the dark by SirLance)

11-08-2005, 12:14 PM	#6443 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Furry is the leader of his own cult, the "Furballs of Doom". They sit about chanting "Doom, Doom, Doom." They are the only people who went to see the movie... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

11-08-2005, 12:18 PM	#6444 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	SirLance has the fever for Bob Ross. He gets a happy little tree in his pants whenever he watches the videos. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

11-08-2005, 12:38 PM	#6445 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Poppinjay uses this site to add to his collection of witty insults; He uses these one liners against his fellow classmates..... IN KINDERGARTEN!!!! __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

11-08-2005, 12:46 PM	#6446 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	BigBen's name isn't really Ben...and, as luck would have it, he really ain't all that big, either. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

11-08-2005, 12:48 PM	#6447 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Bill was once forcibly removed from the Capitol Rotunda for continuously shouting "Give me Liberty or Give Me Pizza!" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

11-08-2005, 12:50 PM	#6448 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	-edit- slow, slow, slow Not like SirLance, who many say is fast, fast, fast. Unfortunately, they're all women. Last edited by paddyjoe; 11-08-2005 at 12:53 PM..

11-08-2005, 12:51 PM	#6449 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Which PaddyJoe was doing just now, evidently... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

11-08-2005, 02:10 PM	#6451 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Ben is expecting top marks in the "Rate my Signature" thread.

11-08-2005, 02:14 PM	#6452 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Elphaba considers himself a wit. He is half right. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

11-08-2005, 05:38 PM	#6453 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	sirlance has stolen three pair of my own personal sleeper jammies, and my feet are getting cold at night... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-09-2005, 06:40 AM	#6454 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Uncle Phil cried when he saw, "Muppets Take Manhattan". __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

11-09-2005, 08:03 AM	#6455 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Poppinjay was so overcome when Tommy found a Mommy in "Rugrats in Paris" that he had to leave the theatre, lest his sobbing disturb the other patrons. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

11-09-2005, 01:05 PM	#6457 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	...but unlike Maleficient, owns no rugrats action figures... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

11-10-2005, 11:18 AM	#6458 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Geraldo has a whole file on SirLance, that he keeps filed under HERMAPHRODITE. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

11-16-2005, 04:09 PM	#6459 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Indigestible material left in Poppinjay after a large meal such as teeth, skulls, claws, and feathers are too dangerous to pass through the rest of his digestive tract. To safely excrete this material, Poppinjay's gizzard compacts the mass into a tight pellet that he discretely regurgitates. This can be awkward in some social settings.

11-16-2005, 04:33 PM	#6460 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Giant Hamburger likes to pretend he is made out of ground owl rather than ground beef. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-16-2005, 05:37 PM	#6462 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me thinks elphaba is not really "wicked..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-16-2005, 07:33 PM	#6463 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	/ me thinks Uncle Phil really is Marilyn Monroe. Age has been rough on our beauty. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-17-2005, 05:31 PM	#6464 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	top wears hats without brims, when he thinks no one is looking... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-17-2005, 07:17 PM	#6465 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil don't smoke his cigars.......he eats 'em. wierdo __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-01-2005, 05:29 PM	#6467 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Elphaba eats tapioca pudding...for lunch... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-01-2005, 05:36 PM	#6468 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	uncle phil sells blue hair dye all up and down his new block in Florida. "Works for Me", is his main selling point!

12-01-2005, 11:18 PM	#6469 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	PaddyJoe married the original "Little Old Lady From Pasadena" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-02-2005, 06:45 AM	#6470 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Sir Lance Proposed to "The Little Old Lady From Pasadena", but she said no. He was also an usher at her and Paddy Joe's wedding, and cried like a little girl when the Minister asked if anyone objected. It was a tense scene, but Paddy Joe gave Sir Lance "The Look", and Sir Lance backed off fast. He got really drunk at the reception, and french kissed Paddy Joe's mom. On Stage. While Stairway to Heaven was playing. It was creepy. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

12-02-2005, 06:50 AM	#6471 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	/me stares at BigBen... The Canadian Army is apparantly code for Canadian Nut House to be able to come up with such a scenario above. BigBen's imaginatin is the new secret weapon for the army... :giggles at the thought of it: __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

12-02-2005, 12:16 PM	#6473 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	oh you guys are SICK!!!! SirLance secretly writes erotic romance novels for the geriatric crowd in Everglade City, Florida.

12-02-2005, 12:26 PM	#6474 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Paddyjoe gets his preternaturally soft and wrinkle free skin, not by bathing in Guinness (as was earlier suspected), rather the big secret is that PJ is just a great big, hairy baby. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

12-02-2005, 01:23 PM	#6475 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	charlie keeps a pair of sleeper jammies in his suitcase... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-02-2005, 02:50 PM	#6476 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil has a shit eating grin on his face,can grow flowers with his breath and has old timers disease as well. sorry phil...you're slippin' today man. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-02-2005, 03:19 PM	#6477 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	Where am I, how did I get here, there is this "post" button, oooo shiny! flyman is a product of our mass hallucination!

12-02-2005, 08:30 PM	#6478 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Mantus names his underwear. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-04-2005, 07:05 AM	#6479 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Top don't wear any underwear __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-04-2005, 08:51 AM	#6480 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	At least they don't wear their underwear on their heads at parties, like flyman does.