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Johnny Pyro · 09-11-2005, 03:52 AM

Flyman smoked peanut shells once, because he heard it could get him high.

Fremen · 09-11-2005, 08:05 AM

JP 'confiscated' a neighborhood kid's basketball just so he could make a rubber helmet out of it.

Charlatan · 09-11-2005, 08:14 AM

Fremen's best friend is a little mouse named JoJo. JoJo died years ago but Fremen can't face the horrible truth that he is now alone in this world.

He still carries JoJo around with him wherever he goes. It took a while but people now do not avoid him because of the smell of decomposition. They avoid him because he's wierd.

paddyjoe · 09-11-2005, 08:57 AM

Charlatan enjoys smearing vasoline over his entire body, and then rolling around on his old photo albums.........

Stiltzkin · 09-11-2005, 09:43 AM

paddyjoe has protected, consentual sex with elephants.

kramus · 09-11-2005, 10:02 AM

Stiltzkin doesn't like to ask for retraining when it comes to counting on his fingers.

ngdawg · 09-11-2005, 10:09 AM

Kramus has had a major obsession with Doris Day since he was five and has an altar in his attic dedicated to her. The FBI has had a file on him since his threatening letter to Rock Hudson sent in 1966....

kramus · 09-11-2005, 10:15 AM

ng redraws the lines in her colouring book after she is done with the crayons. They usually have to be moved quite a bit in order to accomodate her freewheeling approach.

Fremen · 09-11-2005, 05:56 PM

kramus wears a habit on Tuesdays while washing his collection of parachute pants.

Johnny Pyro · 09-11-2005, 06:03 PM

Fremen has a vast collection of beanie babies. The local newspaper did a story on him where he was quoted saying, "I don't know why I got so many, their just so darn cute!"

Poppinjay · 09-12-2005, 12:58 PM

uncle phil is the apple of Rudolf Nuryev's eye.

Johnny Pyro · 09-12-2005, 01:13 PM

Poppinjay doesn't know how to play this game.

Tophat665 · 09-12-2005, 04:44 PM

Johnny Pyro has a burning sensation when he pees. He has it the rest of the time too, but it's there when he pees as well.

kramus · 09-12-2005, 04:50 PM

Tophat is obsessed with unscrewing the inscrutable. Or scrawling the unscribable. Or something.

Tophat665 · 09-12-2005, 05:04 PM

Whereas Kramus is obsessed with effing the ineffable.

SirLance · 09-12-2005, 06:10 PM

Tophat has an unusual fascination with farm animals.

Tophat665 · 09-12-2005, 06:47 PM

Where Sir Lance comes from, you see, an interest in breeding farm animals is unusual. Breeding <i>with</i> farm animals is more the norm.

However, that is not Sir Lance's secret. His real secret is that he is dying to show you his pickle, but he just can't come up with a good way to broach the topic.

Poppinjay · 09-13-2005, 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Pyro

Poppinjay doesn't know how to play this game.

More like my caching was all screwed up.

Tophat665 had a little afternoon delight yesterday.

Daoust · 09-13-2005, 08:16 AM

It's not so much a weird thing that Poppinjay has three nipples, but that he lactates, and nurses the neighbourhood kittens is definitely unusual.

uncle phil · 09-13-2005, 03:44 PM

daoust wishes he were a kitten...

SirLance · 09-13-2005, 03:57 PM

Uncle Phil keeps trying to milk his pet goat.

Charlatan · 09-13-2005, 04:15 PM

SirLance has a split personality... one of his personalities is left handed and the other is right... He spends evenings arm wrestling with himself for personality supremacy... Unfortunately the right personality usually wins by cheating.

Fremen · 09-13-2005, 04:23 PM

Charlie scoots around so fast all you see is the smell.

paddyjoe · 09-13-2005, 05:38 PM

And Fremen keeps that all bottled up in his private stash. Saves it for them real special dates down to the Dairy Queen.........

"what's that smell", his dates usually ask....

"Au de Charlie", Fremen proudly replies.....

kramus · 09-13-2005, 05:52 PM

paddyjoe collects the uneaten cone bottoms at said Dairy Queen and crunches them up to make breakfast cereal.

Fremen · 09-13-2005, 06:16 PM

Which kram happily engages in with pj, when he's down for another round of Toilet-paper Toga.

Charlatan · 09-13-2005, 07:07 PM

Fremen wishes he could have been the one in the toilet paper dress... he longs to be pretty and witty and gay!

Daoust · 09-14-2005, 02:56 AM

Charlie plays the spoons for the Stoppa Lake Melodiers, and bums change from honest folk while mingling outside Bennie Afelskie's store in Killaloe, Ontario.

uncle phil · 09-14-2005, 12:18 PM

daoust has the market cornered for plastic spoons in the maritimes...

Poppinjay · 09-14-2005, 01:04 PM

uncle phil? Daddy?

uncle phil · 09-14-2005, 02:37 PM

puffinstuff ain't old enough to be my illegitimate kid...

Fremen · 09-15-2005, 01:09 PM

uncle p. used to dragrace the neighborhood ice cream truck, for fudge bombs to the winner.

SirLance · 09-15-2005, 01:12 PM

Fremen steals tricycles from neighborhood toddlers and uses them to chase and terrorize frightened high-schoolers as they walk home from the bus stop.

Charlatan · 09-15-2005, 01:13 PM

SirLance is in the "special" forces... they drive short tanks and spread love and wet kisses.

Fremen · 09-15-2005, 01:22 PM

Charlie likes to play Strip-Battleship with college kids. Not for the chance to see sweet young things nekkid, but so he can steal their dropped clothes while they're concentrating.

uncle phil · 09-15-2005, 03:51 PM

"fre ain't nothin' but a samwich..."

go with it...

Fremen · 09-15-2005, 04:31 PM

unc p. is jealous of my baloney-pony goodness.

Charlatan · 09-15-2005, 04:52 PM

"Baloney-pony goodness" was fremen's crowning moment in his life... it's all down hill from here....

paddyjoe · 09-15-2005, 06:14 PM

Charlatan frequently reminisces about those late night games of hide-the-salami he used to play with Fremen.

Now THAT, was some honest to goodness processed meat fun!

Fly · 09-15-2005, 06:33 PM

joe likes lollipops............

*insert "lick me like a lollipop" smiley here*

09-11-2005, 03:52 AM	#6121 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Flyman smoked peanut shells once, because he heard it could get him high. __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

09-11-2005, 08:05 AM	#6122 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	JP 'confiscated' a neighborhood kid's basketball just so he could make a rubber helmet out of it. __________________ Google

09-11-2005, 08:14 AM	#6123 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Fremen's best friend is a little mouse named JoJo. JoJo died years ago but Fremen can't face the horrible truth that he is now alone in this world. He still carries JoJo around with him wherever he goes. It took a while but people now do not avoid him because of the smell of decomposition. They avoid him because he's wierd. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

09-11-2005, 10:02 AM	#6126 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Stiltzkin doesn't like to ask for retraining when it comes to counting on his fingers. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

09-11-2005, 10:09 AM	#6127 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Kramus has had a major obsession with Doris Day since he was five and has an altar in his attic dedicated to her. The FBI has had a file on him since his threatening letter to Rock Hudson sent in 1966.... __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

09-11-2005, 08:57 AM	#6124 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Charlatan enjoys smearing vasoline over his entire body, and then rolling around on his old photo albums.........

09-11-2005, 09:43 AM	#6125 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	paddyjoe has protected, consentual sex with elephants.

09-11-2005, 10:15 AM	#6128 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	ng redraws the lines in her colouring book after she is done with the crayons. They usually have to be moved quite a bit in order to accomodate her freewheeling approach. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

09-11-2005, 05:56 PM	#6129 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	kramus wears a habit on Tuesdays while washing his collection of parachute pants. __________________ Google

09-11-2005, 06:03 PM	#6130 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Fremen has a vast collection of beanie babies. The local newspaper did a story on him where he was quoted saying, "I don't know why I got so many, their just so darn cute!" __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

09-12-2005, 12:58 PM	#6131 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	uncle phil is the apple of Rudolf Nuryev's eye.

09-12-2005, 01:13 PM	#6132 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Poppinjay doesn't know how to play this game. __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

09-12-2005, 04:44 PM	#6133 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Johnny Pyro has a burning sensation when he pees. He has it the rest of the time too, but it's there when he pees as well. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-12-2005, 04:50 PM	#6134 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Tophat is obsessed with unscrewing the inscrutable. Or scrawling the unscribable. Or something. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

09-12-2005, 05:04 PM	#6135 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Whereas Kramus is obsessed with effing the ineffable. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-13-2005, 03:44 PM	#6140 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	daoust wishes he were a kitten... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-14-2005, 12:18 PM	#6149 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	daoust has the market cornered for plastic spoons in the maritimes... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-12-2005, 06:10 PM	#6136 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Tophat has an unusual fascination with farm animals. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-12-2005, 06:47 PM	#6137 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Where Sir Lance comes from, you see, an interest in breeding farm animals is unusual. Breeding <i>with</i> farm animals is more the norm. However, that is not Sir Lance's secret. His real secret is that he is dying to show you his pickle, but he just can't come up with a good way to broach the topic. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-13-2005, 08:16 AM	#6139 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	It's not so much a weird thing that Poppinjay has three nipples, but that he lactates, and nurses the neighbourhood kittens is definitely unusual. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

09-13-2005, 03:57 PM	#6141 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Uncle Phil keeps trying to milk his pet goat. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-13-2005, 04:15 PM	#6142 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	SirLance has a split personality... one of his personalities is left handed and the other is right... He spends evenings arm wrestling with himself for personality supremacy... Unfortunately the right personality usually wins by cheating. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

09-13-2005, 04:23 PM	#6143 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Charlie scoots around so fast all you see is the smell. __________________ Google

09-13-2005, 05:38 PM	#6144 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	And Fremen keeps that all bottled up in his private stash. Saves it for them real special dates down to the Dairy Queen......... "what's that smell", his dates usually ask.... "Au de Charlie", Fremen proudly replies.....

09-13-2005, 05:52 PM	#6145 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	paddyjoe collects the uneaten cone bottoms at said Dairy Queen and crunches them up to make breakfast cereal. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

09-13-2005, 06:16 PM	#6146 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Which kram happily engages in with pj, when he's down for another round of Toilet-paper Toga. __________________ Google

09-13-2005, 07:07 PM	#6147 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Fremen wishes he could have been the one in the toilet paper dress... he longs to be pretty and witty and gay! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

09-14-2005, 02:56 AM	#6148 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Charlie plays the spoons for the Stoppa Lake Melodiers, and bums change from honest folk while mingling outside Bennie Afelskie's store in Killaloe, Ontario. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

09-14-2005, 01:04 PM	#6150 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	uncle phil? Daddy?

09-14-2005, 02:37 PM	#6151 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	puffinstuff ain't old enough to be my illegitimate kid... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-15-2005, 01:09 PM	#6152 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle p. used to dragrace the neighborhood ice cream truck, for fudge bombs to the winner. __________________ Google

09-15-2005, 01:12 PM	#6153 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Fremen steals tricycles from neighborhood toddlers and uses them to chase and terrorize frightened high-schoolers as they walk home from the bus stop. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

09-15-2005, 01:13 PM	#6154 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	SirLance is in the "special" forces... they drive short tanks and spread love and wet kisses. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

09-15-2005, 01:22 PM	#6155 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Charlie likes to play Strip-Battleship with college kids. Not for the chance to see sweet young things nekkid, but so he can steal their dropped clothes while they're concentrating. __________________ Google

09-15-2005, 03:51 PM	#6156 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"fre ain't nothin' but a samwich..." go with it... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-15-2005, 04:31 PM	#6157 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	unc p. is jealous of my baloney-pony goodness. __________________ Google

09-15-2005, 04:52 PM	#6158 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	"Baloney-pony goodness" was fremen's crowning moment in his life... it's all down hill from here.... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke