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Old 09-22-2005, 05:31 PM   #6241 (permalink)
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*cha-ching my friend*



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Old 09-22-2005, 05:37 PM   #6242 (permalink)
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dead meat...dead fuckin' meat...
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Old 09-22-2005, 06:29 PM   #6243 (permalink)
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After years of riding the little bus with Charlatan, Flyman saved up enough money to buy it, and now he drives it to work every day. Charlatan's big secret is that after fly has sorted out his nails so that they point the right way for the side of the house he's working on, Charlatan sends a squad of attack squirrels that swoop in and mix them all up again.
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Old 09-22-2005, 07:21 PM   #6244 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Topha bought his own little bus, souped it up, chopped and dropped it, then went looking for young punks to dragrace on Friday nights.
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Old 09-22-2005, 07:31 PM   #6245 (permalink)
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The funny thing is, I beat Fremen every race. All I had to do was open the door, the lights would come on, and he'd stop and look for children crossing while I sped away.....
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Old 09-23-2005, 03:10 AM   #6246 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2005, 04:07 AM   #6247 (permalink)
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Daoust is about 6 posts out to lunch.

he likes them california rolls eh.
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Old 09-23-2005, 04:38 AM   #6248 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2005, 06:02 AM   #6249 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2005, 06:13 AM   #6250 (permalink)
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Giddyup!


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Old 09-23-2005, 11:56 AM   #6251 (permalink)
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Charlatan is like a rhinestone cowboy, riding out on a horse in a star spangled rodeo, gettin' cards and letter from people he don't even know....

And offers comin' over the phone.
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Old 09-23-2005, 12:11 PM   #6252 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2005, 03:20 PM   #6253 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 09-23-2005, 03:29 PM   #6254 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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fre...get outta town, man...
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Old 09-23-2005, 06:56 PM   #6255 (permalink)
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As they drove through town, uncle phil had a kind of "red rum" chill go through his spine. The same kind when he read high school lit shit like, "and then I smiled to myself!" Who the fuck smiles to himself? Gaybons, that's who!

Then he picked his nose. And that, my friend, is his deep, dark secret.
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Old 09-24-2005, 05:33 AM   #6256 (permalink)
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poppinjay wishes he could be more like Glen Campbell.
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Old 09-24-2005, 10:12 AM   #6257 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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flyman sees floating pink sleeper jammies whenever he combines wobbly pops with his favorite drink...........milk!
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Old 09-24-2005, 02:27 PM   #6258 (permalink)
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Fremen enjoys cavorting in tropical storms... but only if he can wear his fur coat.
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Old 09-24-2005, 04:21 PM   #6259 (permalink)
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Charlatan dreams of one day putting together a Vespa Scooter Polo league.
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Old 09-24-2005, 05:09 PM   #6260 (permalink)
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Top drinks Coors Lite.



*i bet that hurts eh?*
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Old 09-24-2005, 05:14 PM   #6261 (permalink)
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Flyman drinks Coors Lite too.


*ouch*
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Old 09-24-2005, 05:18 PM   #6262 (permalink)
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Old 09-24-2005, 05:22 PM   #6263 (permalink)
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Charlie just don't know.
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Old 09-24-2005, 05:23 PM   #6264 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by splck
Flyman drinks Coors Lite too.


*ouch*



when's the last fucking time you've seen a Coor's Light here man?
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Old 09-24-2005, 05:31 PM   #6265 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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flyman drank all the CL evidence before asking that last question of splck.
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Old 09-24-2005, 05:38 PM   #6266 (permalink)
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Fremen, is in fact, pissed on Coors Lite....right now.
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Old 09-24-2005, 08:59 PM   #6267 (permalink)
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splck pissed <i>in</i> coors light. His day job is to top off each can.
(Damn you, Flyman! That's just mean!)
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Old 09-24-2005, 09:29 PM   #6268 (permalink)
Hey Now!
 
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Old 09-24-2005, 09:55 PM   #6269 (permalink)
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Johnny Pyro really wonders how useless these such threads are and is perpetually thinking about how long this one will last (and why it's lasted this long so far).
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Old 09-25-2005, 06:20 AM   #6270 (permalink)
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shazbotus likes to rub Almaden Golden chablis into his nipples. He says it makes him feel like a young girl in the south of France.
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Old 09-25-2005, 06:31 AM   #6271 (permalink)
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Tophat recently became a young girl in the south of France... OK, honestly? He just stopped bathing and started singing Frere Jacques a lot... but it works for him.
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Old 09-25-2005, 06:55 AM   #6272 (permalink)
loving the curves
 
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Charlatan likes to stand to the lee side of young girls in France. It gives him a certain air.
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Old 09-25-2005, 07:34 AM   #6273 (permalink)
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the air around kramus is a tad bit unpleasant.


he just farted.
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Old 09-25-2005, 07:59 AM   #6274 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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fly can smell kramus's odeur from BC, because he has what they in the "Business" call a "Nose".
He usually uses his nose for sussing out quality (Coors) alcoholic beverages, but he's been known to go on a fart smelling spree every other full moon.
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Old 09-25-2005, 08:04 AM   #6275 (permalink)
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Fremen wishes that flyman could smell his farts... he spends a lot of time trying to customize the smell.

His favourite scent accomplished so far is Tootie Fruitie
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Old 09-25-2005, 10:44 AM   #6276 (permalink)
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Charlatan has won prizes for his dutch-oven skills. He has a particular flair with a blanket.
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Old 09-25-2005, 02:35 PM   #6277 (permalink)
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Tophat hatched a plan to steal every beer in fly's fridge, but that was thrown out when he remembered who he was dealing with.
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Old 09-25-2005, 04:37 PM   #6278 (permalink)
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Fremen, when he first saw the pictures of the Six Million Dollar man in his avatar thought, "wow, he's covered in iPods."
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Old 09-26-2005, 08:28 AM   #6279 (permalink)
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Charlatan gets drunk and sings Roger Miller tunes.

<I>Trailer for sale or rent....
Rooms to let, fifty cents....
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Old 09-26-2005, 08:33 AM   #6280 (permalink)
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Poppinjay has the entire Slim Whitman collection on 8-Track. He keeps it next to his prized Boxcar Willie tunes.
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