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Fremen · 10-04-2005, 07:08 PM

SirLance once made a run for a seat on the city council, but wasn't elected when his father showed up at the polls dressed as Marilyn Monroe.

Fly · 10-04-2005, 07:22 PM

Fre drools on his Marilyn Monroe sleeper jammies.

.....and then has to try and explain the wet marks to his mom.

ngdawg · 10-04-2005, 09:15 PM

No one knows this, but Fly sold his house for $14 Canadian and a bag of magic seeds....

Daoust · 10-05-2005, 02:57 AM

Ngdawg can't do long division.

Fremen · 10-05-2005, 10:32 AM

Daoust likes to stretch melted mozzarella cheese and wrap it around little Daoust.

SirLance · 10-05-2005, 10:35 AM

Fremen's current mode of transportation is an ox-cart. He tried to take a girl out parking by telling her it was a hayride. She sued for breach of promise!

uncle phil · 10-05-2005, 02:59 PM

sirlance was wrong more than once...

Charlatan · 10-05-2005, 03:26 PM

uncle phil has wig made from his pubic hair... no, not a merkin... this one he wears on his head.

SirLance · 10-05-2005, 04:06 PM

Charlie once confused a merkin for a sporran, and was exiled from his clan.

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

A: Because sheep can hear zippers.

kramus · 10-05-2005, 04:18 PM

SirLance honed his ghost-ninja skills stalking nervous herd animals while carrying chocolates and a charming bouquet of seasonal flowers. He never shared the chocolates with his prey. However, he always found great pleasure in watching them nibble on his floral offering.

ngdawg · 10-05-2005, 04:21 PM

Kramus has the most wonderful garden of seasonal flowers....
He sells them online...the last review he got said only 'baa-a-a-ahhhh'

SirLance · 10-05-2005, 04:25 PM

NG is the illegitimate daughter of Teddy Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe

Poppinjay · 10-06-2005, 09:51 AM

SirLance is crowding Betty White's personal space. Look for a restraining order soon...

uncle phil · 10-06-2005, 03:42 PM

pop is on ritalin...not bad for an older high-school type..

Fly · 10-06-2005, 03:58 PM

phil needs glasses..........

it's actually him dressed up like marilyn in his Av........freak.

.......and where the hell is joe ,phil?

SirLance · 10-06-2005, 04:04 PM

Fly's girlfreind, "Dolly" constantly needs air refills.

Fremen · 10-07-2005, 11:36 PM

SirLance hangs his underwear on the clothesline even if they already are dry.

paddyjoe · 10-08-2005, 03:06 PM

Fremen wears a lifejacket in his waterbed. Can never be too careful, right Fremen?

amonkie · 10-08-2005, 03:23 PM

Paddjoe has a hamster farm ... and he one day plans to power his car with hamsters ... with a hamster as a chauffer

skier · 10-08-2005, 03:46 PM

amokie has a pet alligator in her closet.

Poppinjay · 10-09-2005, 03:33 PM

Skier.... what did you do?!?! <I>WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?</i> <h1>WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?</h1>

You <I>know</i> what you did.... you...... BASTARD.

Slovakia will NEVER forgive you.... you will be haunted in taxi cabs EVERYWHERE.

And by everywhere, I mean Chicago.

Fremen · 10-09-2005, 09:56 PM

Poppinjay flips-out every Sunday.

Poppinjay · 10-10-2005, 05:50 AM

I do it on Mondays, too.

That's when I score my heroin from Fremen. Which, by the way, awas FAKE. Thanks for nothing!

Fremen sells chewed up blackjack gum as heroin.

paddyjoe · 10-11-2005, 03:48 AM

Washington, D.C. immediately updated there emergency evacuation plans when they heard Poppinjay was moving there.

ShaniFaye · 10-11-2005, 04:01 AM

paddyjoe puts an image of himself naked in any picture he takes to subliminaly (sp?) remind all us women what we are missing

Poppinjay · 10-11-2005, 05:52 AM

ShaniFaye is a shy Baptist from Opp, Alabama.

SirLance · 10-11-2005, 07:13 AM

Poppinjay is really Tammy Faye Baker incognito.

ngdawg · 10-11-2005, 01:19 PM

If you rearrange the letters in SirLance and add a T, you come up with 'larcenist', revealing his true persona-a thief. He is wanted in parts of Nebraska for stealing husks at dusk and wanted in Louisiana for taking prawns at dawn.

SirLance · 10-11-2005, 01:29 PM

Curses -- I've been found out!

NG is so hot she has been banned from the local coffehouse. When she walks by, heterosexual males and homosexual females keep spilling their coffee on each other and fights break out. There have been a number of cases of whiplash.

...which makes for a great distraction when one is stealing prawns...

Poppinjay · 10-12-2005, 03:51 AM

SirLance's stolen prawns all taste like coffee. All of his shirts have coffee stains. He has 2nd degree burns on his thighs.

Caused by coffee.

Fremen · 10-12-2005, 04:30 PM

Poppinjay likes a good-sized teaspoon of prawn-squeezings in his coffee.

uncle phil · 10-12-2005, 04:33 PM

fre...still pushin' off those shrimp look-a-likes?

ngdawg · 10-12-2005, 04:55 PM

UnclePhil caught a chill from Strawberry Hill that made him so ill, he took an odd pill and now he has to lie perfectly still.

Charlatan · 10-12-2005, 05:17 PM

dawg likes to paint little frowny faces on her toenails... it makes her secretly happy.

Fremen · 10-12-2005, 07:26 PM

Charlie dots his lower case I's with little smiley faces and hearts.

Poppinjay · 10-13-2005, 03:54 AM

Alakazam, alakazots, Fremen is at the jimjam, frippin at the krotz.

zaiaz · 10-13-2005, 06:18 AM

Poppy ...can not say crotch only krotz. Wonder what is in his mouth at the time he says it?

Mashed potatoes of course.

uncle phil · 10-13-2005, 03:06 PM

zaiaz hand-picks the aforementioned potatos...

Fremen · 10-13-2005, 03:26 PM

uncle phil slicks his car down with KY jelly before each ride...er....I mean drive.

Charlatan · 10-13-2005, 05:21 PM

Fremen can put both of his legs behind his head at the same time... Problem is he'll do it anywhere, anytime. This is just not something you want to see him doing anywhere let alone, at church, in movie theatres or in traffic jams...

10-04-2005, 07:08 PM	#6321 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	SirLance once made a run for a seat on the city council, but wasn't elected when his father showed up at the polls dressed as Marilyn Monroe. __________________ Google

10-04-2005, 07:22 PM	#6322 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Fre drools on his Marilyn Monroe sleeper jammies. .....and then has to try and explain the wet marks to his mom. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-04-2005, 09:15 PM	#6323 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	No one knows this, but Fly sold his house for $14 Canadian and a bag of magic seeds.... __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

10-05-2005, 02:57 AM	#6324 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Ngdawg can't do long division. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

10-05-2005, 10:32 AM	#6325 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Daoust likes to stretch melted mozzarella cheese and wrap it around little Daoust. __________________ Google

10-05-2005, 10:35 AM	#6326 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Fremen's current mode of transportation is an ox-cart. He tried to take a girl out parking by telling her it was a hayride. She sued for breach of promise! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-05-2005, 02:59 PM	#6327 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	sirlance was wrong more than once... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-05-2005, 03:26 PM	#6328 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	uncle phil has wig made from his pubic hair... no, not a merkin... this one he wears on his head. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-05-2005, 04:06 PM	#6329 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Charlie once confused a merkin for a sporran, and was exiled from his clan. Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Because sheep can hear zippers. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-05-2005, 04:18 PM	#6330 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	SirLance honed his ghost-ninja skills stalking nervous herd animals while carrying chocolates and a charming bouquet of seasonal flowers. He never shared the chocolates with his prey. However, he always found great pleasure in watching them nibble on his floral offering. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

10-05-2005, 04:21 PM	#6331 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Kramus has the most wonderful garden of seasonal flowers.... He sells them online...the last review he got said only 'baa-a-a-ahhhh' __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

10-05-2005, 04:25 PM	#6332 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	NG is the illegitimate daughter of Teddy Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-06-2005, 09:51 AM	#6333 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	SirLance is crowding Betty White's personal space. Look for a restraining order soon... __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-06-2005, 03:42 PM	#6334 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pop is on ritalin...not bad for an older high-school type.. __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-06-2005, 03:58 PM	#6335 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil needs glasses.......... it's actually him dressed up like marilyn in his Av........freak. .......and where the hell is joe ,phil? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-08-2005, 03:46 PM	#6340 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	amokie has a pet alligator in her closet. __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

10-06-2005, 04:04 PM	#6336 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Fly's girlfreind, "Dolly" constantly needs air refills. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-07-2005, 11:36 PM	#6337 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	SirLance hangs his underwear on the clothesline even if they already are dry. __________________ Google

10-08-2005, 03:06 PM	#6338 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen wears a lifejacket in his waterbed. Can never be too careful, right Fremen?

10-08-2005, 03:23 PM	#6339 (permalink)
amonkie Drifting Administrator Location: Windy City	Paddjoe has a hamster farm ... and he one day plans to power his car with hamsters ... with a hamster as a chauffer __________________ Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

10-09-2005, 03:33 PM	#6341 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Skier.... what did you do?!?! <I>WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?</i> <h1>WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?</h1> You <I>know</i> what you did.... you...... BASTARD. Slovakia will NEVER forgive you.... you will be haunted in taxi cabs EVERYWHERE. And by everywhere, I mean Chicago. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-09-2005, 09:56 PM	#6342 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Poppinjay flips-out every Sunday. __________________ Google

10-10-2005, 05:50 AM	#6343 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	I do it on Mondays, too. That's when I score my heroin from Fremen. Which, by the way, awas FAKE. Thanks for nothing! Fremen sells chewed up blackjack gum as heroin. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-11-2005, 03:48 AM	#6344 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Washington, D.C. immediately updated there emergency evacuation plans when they heard Poppinjay was moving there.

10-11-2005, 04:01 AM	#6345 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	paddyjoe puts an image of himself naked in any picture he takes to subliminaly (sp?) remind all us women what we are missing __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

10-11-2005, 05:52 AM	#6346 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	ShaniFaye is a shy Baptist from Opp, Alabama. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-11-2005, 07:13 AM	#6347 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Poppinjay is really Tammy Faye Baker incognito. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-11-2005, 01:19 PM	#6348 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	If you rearrange the letters in SirLance and add a T, you come up with 'larcenist', revealing his true persona-a thief. He is wanted in parts of Nebraska for stealing husks at dusk and wanted in Louisiana for taking prawns at dawn. __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

10-11-2005, 01:29 PM	#6349 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Curses -- I've been found out! NG is so hot she has been banned from the local coffehouse. When she walks by, heterosexual males and homosexual females keep spilling their coffee on each other and fights break out. There have been a number of cases of whiplash. ...which makes for a great distraction when one is stealing prawns... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-12-2005, 03:51 AM	#6350 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	SirLance's stolen prawns all taste like coffee. All of his shirts have coffee stains. He has 2nd degree burns on his thighs. Caused by coffee. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-12-2005, 04:30 PM	#6351 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Poppinjay likes a good-sized teaspoon of prawn-squeezings in his coffee. __________________ Google

10-12-2005, 04:33 PM	#6352 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre...still pushin' off those shrimp look-a-likes? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-12-2005, 04:55 PM	#6353 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	UnclePhil caught a chill from Strawberry Hill that made him so ill, he took an odd pill and now he has to lie perfectly still. __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

10-12-2005, 05:17 PM	#6354 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	dawg likes to paint little frowny faces on her toenails... it makes her secretly happy. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-12-2005, 07:26 PM	#6355 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Charlie dots his lower case I's with little smiley faces and hearts. __________________ Google

10-13-2005, 03:54 AM	#6356 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Alakazam, alakazots, Fremen is at the jimjam, frippin at the krotz. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet