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BigBen · 12-02-2005, 06:45 AM

Sir Lance Proposed to "The Little Old Lady From Pasadena", but she said no. He was also an usher at her and Paddy Joe's wedding, and cried like a little girl when the Minister asked if anyone objected. It was a tense scene, but Paddy Joe gave Sir Lance "The Look", and Sir Lance backed off fast.

He got really drunk at the reception, and french kissed Paddy Joe's mom. On Stage. While Stairway to Heaven was playing. It was creepy.

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BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Sir Lance Proposed to "The Little Old Lady From Pasadena", but she said no. He was also an usher at her and Paddy Joe's wedding, and cried like a little girl when the Minister asked if anyone objected. It was a tense scene, but Paddy Joe gave Sir Lance "The Look", and Sir Lance backed off fast. He got really drunk at the reception, and french kissed Paddy Joe's mom. On Stage. While Stairway to Heaven was playing. It was creepy. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.