uncle phil

pop doesn't remember his area code...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Dragonknight

Uncle Phil stole the whole collection of the My Little Ponies DVDs from Walmart so that, "Evil looking" little girl couldn't get them.

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Freedom is NOT Free.

jwoody

Every morning, Dragonknight gives the two-thumbs-up salute in his Fonz mirror which he got for his fifth birthday.

He also says "eeeeyyy!!!" as he does it.

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Poppinjay

jwoody battered a doe with his Speed Racer lunchbox.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

SirLance

Poppinjay shortened his name when he emigrated. It used to be Poppinjayistakanranafankasikstanmojohojopogo.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Dragonknight

SirLance is realy Queen Laura from the land of Obo.

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Freedom is NOT Free.

uncle phil

dragonknight still pieces together tinker toys...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

uncle p is jealous of DK's prowess with Tinkertoys™, and wishes he could make a pair of Sleeper Jammies™ out of them.

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fresnelly

Fremen wears Sleeper Jammies™ under his clothes 24/7.

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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

SirLance

Fresnelly knows this because he has pictures he took through Phil's bedroom window...

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Poppinjay

SirLance was found last night passed out in an alley with his hand down the pants of a Latvian cruise director.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

uncle phil

pop wears a tie to work...(you know i'm right, pop, 'cause i've been there...hehe...)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

kramus

Uncle Phil has a velcro fetish. He just loooves the sound it makes when he pulls the tabs on his jammies.

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And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ...
I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

Fremen

kramus looooves to spraypaint his inseam measurements on the women's bathroom walls at his local mall.

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uncle phil

fre...fre...ah, shit, i just can't...the mental image...shit...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

SirLance

U.P. is the vice president of Brazil.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Fremen

SirLance hired a hitman to take out uncle phil's opponent. (shhhhh!)

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SirLance

Ha! Little you know! SirLance kept the money and did the job himself!


....oooops.....

Fremen applied for the CIO job in Jamaica. It comes with all the splif you can smoke...

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Poppinjay

SirLance starred in a mid 70's comedy about two girls and a guy who all had feathered hair. SirLance was their haird dresser. His character's name was "Mister Steve".

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

uncle phil

pop hides his own easter eggs...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

uncle phil lays his own Easter eggs out of his backflap.

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uncle phil

fre...fre...i just can't do this again...the visuals are killing me...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Poppinjay

Uncle Phil killed this thread.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

maleficent

poppinjay goes around washington dc and randomly gives mouth to mouth ressuccitation ( I cannot spell) to statues... and after trying it on lincoln.. he decided reviving threads was better.

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Charlatan

Maleficent has a birth mark that bears a strong resemblence to Mikhail Gorbechov.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

uncle phil

charlie has a pair of sleeper jammies made out of TP...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Charlatan

uncle_phil has a penchant for TP... In fact, he joined the TFP thanks to a gross misunderstanding.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Zeraph

Charlatan actually looks like the picture of his avatar. All those other "real" photos you may have seen are actually pictures of his brother he keeps locked in a closet for just such purposes.

Gatorade Frost

Zeraph still sleeps with a teddy bear

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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips

Poppinjay

Gatorade Frost had a fling with Phyllis Schlafly.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

maleficent

PoppinJay had a fling with Phyllis Diller - he was heard exclaiming.. what can i say she made me laugh...

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SirLance

Milton Berle died in Maleficient's arms. Now, THAT's comedy!

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BigBen

Sir Lance thought it would be funny to switch the position of my socks and underwear around in my clothes drawers.

It was 10 days before I found out I was wearing a sock on my cock.

I didn't think it was funny, and upon delivering him a swift ass-kicking, screamed out "Leave my underwear alone, you asshole!"

The bad news, we were at the Hollywood opening of "Brokeback Mountain".

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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

maleficent

after posts such as the above -it's clear now why big ben was studied for years by the CIA in a secret underground mind control facility in new mexico - and then booted out on his bum for being a little too out there...

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Elphaba

Ms. M, a covert agent for said New Mexico facility, frequents message boards in search of human lab rats.

SirLance

Elphaba is a Soviet agent attempting to capture Mal and interrogate her in an effort to glean information about Canuckistan's secret new mexican mind control experiments. However, she is not aware that the soviet union fell some years ago. She thinks the lack of communication from her handler's is because of the deepness of her cover...

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

uncle phil

the elph recently bought Batman's autograph for $20.00...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Daoust

Only Uncle Phil can understand this secret coded message:

(#&#(* DOKOUN____"":>>::

?/?7&#%&@

8008 = BOOB = (.)(.) 45454545

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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace
But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

Poppinjay

The coded message says that Daoust harbors a grudge against Clay Aiken.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Tophat665

Poppinjay used to have a part time job at Krispy Kreme filling bavarian creme doughnuts. Sometimes he used his own custard.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.