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Sir Lance thought it would be funny to switch the position of my socks and underwear around in my clothes drawers.
It was 10 days before I found out I was wearing a sock on my cock.
I didn't think it was funny, and upon delivering him a swift ass-kicking, screamed out "Leave my underwear alone, you asshole!"
The bad news, we were at the Hollywood opening of "Brokeback Mountain".
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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.
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