unoaman

And...When flyman doesn't get his sex, drugs, and rock n' roll, he throws one of his little tantrums. They are so abhorrent that generally someone will either screw him, slip him a drug, or sing to him...

Giant Hamburger

Unoaman’s brain is composed of 70% water.

bernadette

Giant Hamburger is feeling a bit spicy today & is donning a thick rich layer of cajun barbeque sauce & nothing else!

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uncle phil

bernie be wearin' a pair of see-through sleeper jammies when we do the big "shoot..."

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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

Uh- huh, uncle phil plans on 'shooting' alright, yup, heh heh.

Fremen

peej 'shoots' just thinking about 'the shoot'! Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooooh!

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unoaman

Fremen jumps to the left, but too late...peej's shoot bounces off the brass lamp, and lands on his good tee shirt...Whatcha gonna tell your momma now Fremen?

Fly

uno.....tells his momma everything.


he's a mamma's boy you know.

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unoaman

Flyman, all knowing that he is, wonders silently if Freman's daddy knows that...

bundy

Flyman knows this because HE IS UNOAMANS mum.

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unoaman

bundy is jealous, because unoaman's mum gives him drugs. Unoaman LOVES his mum!

Tinker

Unoaman's mum pays flyman to be his friend

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bernadette

Tinker Bell (yes folks, that's his full name; well technically if you add in his middle name, it's Tinker Stinker Bell) wants to wear the see-through jammie sleepers & get his mum to pay flyman to be his friend, too.

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uncle phil

bernie's jealous of tinky-winky 'cause she wants to wear them all by her lonesome...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

guinnessgurl

uncle phil wants to see Bernadette and Tinker together wearing the see-through jammies

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bernadette

...and guinnessgurl wants to see uncle phil wearing the see-through sleeper jammies!

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Fremen

And bernie is going to show all the pics she takes at the see-thru sleeper-jammie photoshoot on the Titty Board.
Finally! uncle phils' titties!

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unoaman

And trust unoamans mum...flyman is WAY overpaid! But I thought flyman was my mum? Or could it be fremen? Unoman lays down in his little bed with his blow up doll, guinnisgurl, to comtemplate his heritage...

paddyjoe

Ahh yes, unoaman's heritage. I believe he finally traced it back to the island of Lesbos.......

Where he would romp uninhibited through the wild flowers, wearing only his crotch-less sleeper jammies and carrying his trusty bottle of K-Y jelly.

bundy

PJ is known as a bad girl locally. its because of the way she dresses. but hey, those bright red leather micro minis kind of suit her.

every morning before anyone else gets up, she gets out the hair iron and desperately tries to straighten those pretty curls out of her life.

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unoaman

Bundy badmouths paddyjoe because she is jealous of those beautiful yellow eyes, while hers somewhat resemble two pee holes in the snow. That gets her thinking "I know my dad was a snowman, but was mother a cat, or a ray-o-vac battery"?

uncle phil

uno has dreams of "cat mother and the all-night newsboys," hence the previous post...(c'mon, who remembers them?)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

phil likes to trip down memory lane quite often.....'cept,with his memory,he can't remember which damn lane to pick.

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unoaman

flyman knows deep down inside that u.p.belongs in the slow lane, but can't quite bring himself to admit that a buddy is slowing down in his old age...

Fly

that'd be a double whammy dude........nice job.



unoa......is quite jealous of the old age system.....see.....he wishes he knew half the shit that phil forgot.


*kudos to you phil man*

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ngdawg

Flyman DID know half the shit Phil forgot but then he forgot it......

Sue

ngdawg wants to marry one of the teletubbies

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unoaman

sue says that, because if ngdawg gets first pick of the teletubbies...she gets the rest of them all for herself.

how the hell many of there are may or may not come into play in this instance...perhaps too many, but more than likely...not nearly enough for sue.

bernadette

unoman wishes there'd be one forgotten overlooked teletubbie leftover for himself, that ngdawg also forgot because he sometimes forgets shit for the same reason fly forgets the short term stuff. uncle phil just smiles at those kids. he just can't remember why, but he never forgets how nice his silky sleeper jammies feel when he's wearing them, so he wanders around aimlessly trying to remember where he last took them off. oh yeah, uncle phil takes them off. no pics tho. he can't find his camera either. it's probably with his silky sleeper jammies. no doubt paddyjoe knows where the camera & uncle phil's silky sleepy jammies are. he's probably having his way with both. yeah. and bundy is there prancing around feeling all fancy, wearing paddyjoe's red leather micro miniskirt.

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plyswellwthself

and bernadette thinks he knows everyone and what they want!! but what he really wants is to be the one EVERYONE wants!!!!Or at least wants to be wanted by the leftover teletubby!

CoachAlan

plyswellwthself actually does not play well with herself, but rather is trapped in a deep pit of despair and bonobo feces.

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unoaman

while sue frets over the possible loss of the extra teletubbies, bernadette, and paddyjoe concern themselves with searching for phils sleeper jammies. none realize that the first thing a teletubby insists on is taking off your sleeper jams, knowing this unoman waits patiently in s.e. mo [sans pj's] for the remaining one to seek him out, thereby avoiding plyswellwthsefl lurking in n.e.mo, and hoping to lure it in with a bananna. she lovingly gazes at the bananna and begins to doubt the value of wasting it on a teletubby.

Tinker

That is because unoaman has taught plyswellwthsefl how to carve a better man out of a banana

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plyswellwthself

Tinker is LOVING the images of us and a banana!!!

unoaman

unoaman figured that would be the outcome of a three way between tinker, plyswellwthself, and a nanner. Meanwhile in preperation for the soon to arrive, last teletubby, he is heating up a variety of tubbys favorite T.V. dinners.

uncle phil

uno LOVES haggis...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

Poor uncle phil gets so choked up at the very mention of haggis...

he so did love the sheep, don't ya know...........

Fremen

Which joe was quick to start shearing.
He's all into rubbing the meat before it's cooked...

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bernadette

Fremen wears his panties inside out.

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bundy

bernadettie gets four days worth out of each pair of underwear (and sleeper jammies for that matter)

day one: normal.
day two: back-to-front.
day three: inside out normal.
day four: inside out, back-to-front.

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