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It was inevitable that eventually Steve Young's head would become too big for his body;
as soon as he stopped praising his exploits, the excess hot air had no choice but to accumulate within himself. |
the mood was somber in the mascots locker room...
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Don't ya' just hate it when the 9ers win?
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When the wedding kiss turns into a snowballing.
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come back, honey; you missed a spot...
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hope the cake was worth it, I am taking half of what you own and I am outta here...sucker
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OMG, look at the cute puppy!!!
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Go Coldhands...
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"...We're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan! And then we're going to Washington D.C. to take back the White House! YEEEAAH!!!"
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When Tucker Carlson gets home and takes off his skin...
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“O! beware, my lord, of jealousy;
It is the GREEN-EYED MONSTER which doth mock the meat it feeds on." ~ shakespeare |
IGOR!!!!!!! That was the wrong switch!!!!!!!
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aslans stand in tryouts werent as productive as hoped
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"rollin', rollin', rollin down the ri-ver..."
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To Cuba!
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...geez...driving for days through the desert, no gas stations, guzzlin' beer, pull over to take a leak...well, what'd you expect?
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Redneck Amphibious Assault.
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Look, the camera crew from 'World's Most Dangerous Moments Caught on Tape' just arrived. We'll be famous!!!!
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he wanted to go to the beach, and thought of an interesting short-cut...
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They apparently did not use galvanized steel while building the Yellow Submarine.
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Go Tophat. I think my son will like the new term for his truck.
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Another day, another plague...
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I'm thinking that tonight's dinner special is gonna be frogs legs.....
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Tokyo's revenge on the Godzilla Clan.
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...a cloning experiment run by OctoMom
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what happens to sperm after a hundred years and a touch of radiation
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The real reason why Godzilla attacked Tokyo.
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...Alfred Hitchcock's sequel to The Birds
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FROGGER 2009: The Ultimate Challenge
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Good stuff all around. I'll make the call tomorrow.
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As the news of a new French restaurant on the west side of town spread, the east bound migration grew to epic proportions.
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...finding my Prince just got more difficult :confused:
(...are we allowed more than one try...sorry if not) ` |
Such great stuff. I really liked all of them and it's really hard to pick, but Jehu gets it by a flipper.
Go for it Jehu! |
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I thought about that one. That, however, was pretty much what I had expected to see. And they were all very good. Yours, however, got an audible snort from me as i was reading them over, so that was the difference.
Caption: Full Contact Clue turns DEADLY, Muuuuhhhahahaha! ---------- Post added at 06:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:38 PM ---------- (Really liked the betta picture too.) |
Wow, how do I not know of and miss upon a community known as "photo.net"? Thanks for the inadvertent referral.
My caption: By the end of that chilling night, the sheer volume of vital fluid shed had all but blacked out the horror of what occurred. |
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the creators of Saw ruin/improve another game night
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just fyi; this becomes a completely different picture when thinking how phallic those pieces look
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Having slaughtered the guests, Colonel Mustard turned to the butler and asked, "Well, have you seen Polythene Pam?" / Such a mean old man. |
(Thought bubbles from Col Mustard) . . . "Huh, I guess they do melt in your mouth AND in your hand . . ."
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I was trying to decide between the Full Contact Clue and the Mean Mr. Mustard. Then I figured out that they're both from Tophat.
Go Top! |
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"here i am, stuck in the middle with you..."
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I'll finally get some respect from the other Knitkins once they see my trained beasts!
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It's behind us, isn't it?
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...my voodoo potion did this? well, what happens in the Bayou stays in the Bayou
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...watching you poop
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In the narrative voice of a wildlife stalker:
Jolly show! As if badgers weren't dangerous enough devils as it is, a certain new species of the critters, Meles Akuilu, have taken up the ancient witchcraft practice of voodoo in order to better effectively maul humans when they would least expect it: when there isn't a visible badger within the current vicinty, and man seems at ease with his face and scrotum all but left unguarded, that is when these conniving bastards strike! It is a truly rare spectacle to observe these beasts preparing for a supernatural attack. |
Carrot glace's makes me laugh audibly. Good ones all around again, but the veritable chuckle has to be the win. "Watching you Poop." Ha!
/ OK. Fine. I'm Juvenile. Get over it. Take it away, Carrot Glace |
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When precious moments turn DEADLY!!!!!!
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"not everywhere, stupid lamb!!!"
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Later that evening, Mary had a little lamb. With mint jelly.
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"Wild Alice had a little problem in refined society in controlling her bloodlust for sweet tender flesh,
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"If this thing comes back as a zombie I'm going to be pissed."
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gabby, i love zombies, how did you know?
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{homer voice on}
DOE! {homer voice off} end; |
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After being bitten by that radioactive spider, Mary just couldn't quite control her newfound strength...
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its supposed to... but since he hasnt posted, it goes to tophat then
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Wait wait wait. Maybe you should PM him and let him know he won. I thought we were still running, but that you really like zombies.
BTW, here's a Zombie for you: http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/im...ie-001-de1.jpg |
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I sent a pm to Gabbyness some days ago... if someone wants to take over, they can do so whenever... if not, I'll start this back up tomorrow.
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Right-o, I'll take it, then (And thanks!):
http://www.cktkd.com/images/demo2..jpg |
Instead of standing on the ground and hitting someone with a chair.... Stand on a chair and hit someone to the ground?.
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"...and then we'll go around the tree and through the hole..."
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he made it to round 2 with the invisible bear, but no further
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Sorry about that guys, I was out of the country!
As for this one: "The cheerleading tryouts are a lot more aggressive this year . . ." |
Uncle Phil wins this round.
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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ROADTRIP FAIL:
Who's the drunk that thought the lyrics were, "99 Bottles of Beer on the Road"??? :rose: |
Oh...the horror....
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Mother planted an IED on the roadside when she realized she couldn't ground our entire frat house.
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ACME sent coyote the wrong package.. and thats how he finally beat the roadrunner
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"Ice Road Truckers Gone Wild"
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*cue the music*
....Hallelujah! It's raining be-- OUCH! |
right now there is a three-way tie for best caption, but you've got until sunday to really knock my socks off...
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the real tragedy; the "Natural Ice" truck was the only one to make it to town for superbowl sunday
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(reason for deletion of comment: i just watched the evening news and my caption is no longer humorous)
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Off the wagon?
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ok, sorry i'm late...
xerxys wins!!! you go, slavia... |
Xerxys!!!
Where are you??? |
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Every year, Jim-Bob's Christmas display gets earlier and stranger. This year, he managed to get two wise men to come from a-far.
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"did i turn off the iron?"
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BUMP!! Only two? Y'all have till Wednesday ...
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Another routine Saturday at the R. J. Reynolds household.
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the fire started when their oldest, james, discovered the joy of lighting a fart.
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"Seriously Martha this is the last time..."
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BUMP!! OK, till midnight's the time. So far two ties.
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The joy and the problem with having a son is that he will forever try to go you one better.
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"Wherever there's smoke, there is a story; one of which that always involves the phrase 'you'll never believe this, you need to see it'."
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