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In the near future, nicotine cops sporting jetpacks will respond in less than thirty seconds when cigarette smoke is detected by government sensors. Bubba found a way to decoy them with a smoke bomb while he enjoys an illegal smoking break on his porch.
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any caption that mentions jetpacks should be an automatic winner
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All your contributions were fantastic ... but fart jokes get me almost all the time! carrot glace, you get this one!
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sweet, give this a go
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might be too easy
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"You fuckin' agent. your fired! Batman has a cave, Superman a phone booth and you get me this??"
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"can you hear me now?"
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the first tests of the Re-Tardis were not well received.
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im giving ya til thursday the 27th
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Buxley learns that, due to a typo, he won't be receiving any compensation for his invention: the Phone Cell.
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im giving this one to uncle phil, for the chuckle
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Pear Shaped Women Have More Fun!
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Linda brought the rolls...who brought the butter and jelly?
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Strawberry or apple butter?
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crap! photobucket
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all i see is the terms of use violation thingy, maybe its just me?
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" My heart is also big enough to forgive. I may be smiling on the outside,
but I'll never let you see me sobbing when I'm all alone at night, after enduring yet another long day, full of your vilifying comments and stares." |
ya'all got 'til friday night...
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it must feed...
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Built for comfort, if not for speed.
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Aaahhh! My eyes!
This is Uncle Phil punnishing us for the delay in the last couple of rounds. |
So Round So Firm So Fully Packed.
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i love cottage cheese
after careful consideration the superhero tribunal must decline your application to be known as the "m-ass exploder" |
I'm not fat, just big boned.
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Thanks phil. Love them big ladies.
Give this a go.... http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/unca...n_wrestler.jpg |
Ohh shit, I don't trust you that much ...
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behind the scenes of m. night shamalan's new film, "Mulan: the Luchador"
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Lets just say, Mrs. Cheng didn't react well after she thought her husband was cheating on her with his jiu-jitsu coach.
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"hooray for lesbianism!" she screamed while leaping into her lovers arms
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Parents fig:8 is the reason why you ignore the TV when the kids are watching WWE.
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Sands of Time Body Splash for the 1-2-3 win
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suzy? suzy creamcheese? what's got inta ya?
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Woman Causes Others to Levitate by Clapping Her Hands
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Gertrude executes the patented "Flying Mennonite."
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Winner tomorrow. Nice run so far. Going to be tough to choose.
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"If you love something, set it free."
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"I knew that the volleyball wrestling was a bad idea. I should have gone with the escaping bicycles class."
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We all agree that Wrestling is our favorite sport, but did we really have to out-do the rest of the red-stenciled athletes on the wall by affixing a giant creepy sculpture?
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Hard to resist the Zappa, but I have to give it to Gabbyness for the "Flying Mennonite"
Take it away, Gabbyness! |
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"Meet Sparky, the very uncomfortable agnostic." BEAT. THAT. CAPTION! |
Yeah, I was of the same thinking. As soon as I read it, I had a good hearty chuckle.
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Go, Gabby. Oh, you went, Gabby. I'll catch up now, Gabby. What Child Is This?! (what can I say; I'm a sucker for Christmas carols...) http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5771/marciakb1in.jpg |
Who you talkin' 'bout circumsizing?
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The lesser know drawbacks of a dog in the manger.
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you'll never guess where her other hand is...
- if jesus hasnt smited us yet, he will |
The Nativity of the Bat Boy.
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In a fit of sibling jealousy, Jesus turns his newborn brother into a dog.
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Son of God? Are you dyslexic?
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Great start all -- we'll go until Wed PM (EST).
Hilarious. |
Dominicanus (The dog of god)
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Next time on Quantum Leap...
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hail satan!
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This is what happens when the son lost a bet to the holy ghost.
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Some really excellent replies all around, honorable mentions to "Dog in a Manger" and sibling rivalry, but, I gotta go with Jetee for the confused Christmas Carol.
Jetee - if you would . . . |
Can someone pick this up before I get greedy??
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Do it up Mr X.
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i believe that SOMEONE in this picture, got an erection
- fashion police: undercover |
"I said, 'show me your freakin' tattoo?'"
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KHITBASH already in progress.
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"The wrong kind of daisy chain . . ."
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Just another day in the "America's Got Talent" auditions line.
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Some great stuff here ... you guys are indeed funny.
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No wire hangers! No wire hangers ever!
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"Who you callin' low class!"
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lol some really good ones here ... you guys have till midnight tonight before I name a winner!
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I feel Pretty, Oh so Pretty, I feel Pretty and Witty and STABBY!
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braaaaains
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"DAMNIT! The WNBA is not just about good fundamentals!"
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Man this was a tough call ... bearcub came in and leveled the playing field but I have to go with the wire hangers.
Take it Topaht665! |
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Two girls . . . one . . . OH MY SWEET JUMPIN' JEHOSHAPHAT!
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Anatomy Class 201 was never quite the same when substitute Mrs. Birchwood took over the remainder of the semester and decided upon a 'hands-on' approach to teaching the course.
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is...is that porn?...on the internet!?
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"adam? adam ant? 'zat you?"
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Group photo day at the Chronic Back Pain Club.
OR The 3rd Annual Buttplug Marathon for Charity hits its fourth hour. |
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What do you know? It DOES make you go blind.
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eugh, they're watching the matrix again
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The 2010 US Olympic musical chairs team
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Ohh dear lord, that's what a woman's ... thingy looks like?
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I check this thread entirely too much.
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I'm not going to get a whole lot of chances to look in on this this weekend, so I am going to call it for Fresnelly. Either or both are winners.
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cool!
Let's see if anyone can come up with something for this bizarre scene: http://chickencrap.com/images/1780.jpg |
With this I will attempt to investigate the causes of prenatal lice.
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i dont think my medicare covers this
-and- a "From tokyo" postcard, to my mother |
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86.2% of the world's weird shit originates in Japan. This is the point two.
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"I agree Margaret, that brown trim on the wall really anchors the room."
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apparently, just another "hatch" wasnt going to be good enough for the newest season of lost
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I like 'em short and sweet so I'm giving it to Carrot Glace's Medicare crack.
Take it away! |
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sweet, ill be right back with a pic
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Rubber Ducky proves Human Growth Hormone isn't just for humans anymore.
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Just when you thought the "Honey, I shrunk the kids." sequels had been played out...
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I think it says "Property of Glumdalclitch" on the back.
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"toy boat, toy boat, toy boat..."
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RAWWWR!
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"Rub this, bitches."
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