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"honey, i know this ain't muskrat love but, what the fuck, let's give it a go..."
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Those are my nuts, bitch!
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The judges were left stunned by the quality of the participants in Dancing With The Stars' new animal category.
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Things got a bit ugly outside a recent Alvin and the Chipmonks concert at Madison Square Garden.
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Man, outstanding stuff so far. There are about 2 or 3 more I might expect to see post. If they do, and if y'all are OK, I'll call it then.
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You fight like a girl!
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Kentucky Blues..........
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This Round to Phil for the Captain and Tenielle reference. Good show. Runner up: Everybody else. Great round.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...reastgauge.jpg
well fuck me... seems photobucket didn't like that one... sorry, guys, i'll come up with another shortly... |
Our patented breast sizing ring confirms that this young lady is a "10"
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Wheel of Fortune, Next on Fox!
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Cynthia was beginning to doubt the Federal Breast Inspector's credibility.
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Lisa, like most people, always thought it was 'Random BREATH Test'.
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Apparently she didn't read the label that warned "not exceed 35 lbs per square inch."
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I'm udderly speechless at the moment.
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You only love me for my legs, don't you?
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sorry going with my second post... if thats ok
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The resort's most popular nature walk is "The Trees of Brazil".
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CAUTION: Do not remove protective tree support! Crushing damage may result in severe injury or fatality!
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deadline: sunday night...
i'll pick a winner monday afternoon... keep those captions comin'... |
the rubbing tree granted this girl power over men!
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sorry i'm late, people...
the winner: Quote:
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Ooh, i missed the deadline? I was going to say "I'm not that front heavy, I can stand upright"
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Since I was about 2 1/2 months late for my winning repartee, I suppose we can see if The Faba still wants to claim his win over the previous round.
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"wait'll you have to COUNT these cold, dead fingers..."
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"I call it Vera"
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This is my rifle.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rifle without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE. Now give me some fucking kibble! |
You'll get my fur when you pry it from my cold, dead body....
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OK, this one instead:
"Yes, General, we have specially trained a group of commandos to seek out and neutralize Richard Gere. This is one of them." |
"Stuart Little, do you know where your kids are tonight?"
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I also would have accepted "I'll give you my gun when you take it from my tiny cold, dead hands!" or Agent Hammy "Tiny Bear" Hamster always gets his man |
Thanks! Try this one out for size:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...fsnodgrass.jpg |
Carl refused to admit he had a drinking problem.
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self-inflicted alzheimers, by osmosis.
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it's the real thing...
in the back of your mind... what you're hoping to find... |
Diet Coke's new add campaign, "sticks to your head, not to your hips."
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7 days today.
Naming a winner tomorrow. Probably by rolling a 4 sided die. Good stuff folks. |
OK, it's so hard to choose between them. Y'all came through with really good ones for a really tough pic. I am going to go with phil for the nostalgia factor.
Take it away, Phil! |
/me bows...
gimme a little bit; i need to search the archives... ok, ya gots a week or so... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...1/Frazetta.jpg |
Despite months of planning and preparations, the orgy was a fiasco.
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There are consequences for making fun of the boss after he makes his helmet out of a candy dish.
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Humanoid wave attacks on Barbarian Warriors, particularly those wearing a Viking tea service to protect their hair-do, can give one such a crick in the neck, as evidenced by the Grothmog, pictured in the lower left of the above picture.
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Grothmog still has not gotten the message that he needs to start using deoderant before going out to play with his friends.
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For missing yet another larping meeting, Gerald was ultimately relegated to the task of assuming the pivotal role of 'eviscerated peasant #4', who falls to the mighty blade of his weekly gardner & friend, Jerome, in turn 2.
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c'mon, guys; there are more than five of you out there...
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This is an image in a textbook in the year 2020. The caption reads:
"Here we see the glorious President George W. Bush liberating Iraqi's from barbarian terrorist hordes back in 2003..." |
Mrak just wasn't giving it his all since Karen left.
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Try this one:
Picture deleted due to subject's apparent age. See post 457 for replacement. Sorry 'bout the trouble. My bad. |
I've got my eye on you....
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Cylopeses look very much like children, even well into their 20's.
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Has anyone seen my friend James? I haven't seen him in weeks. He was wearing a blue coat.
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See, Conservative humor can be funny too.
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"it's a bird, it's a plane..."
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a good pilot always licks his middle finger, double checking the wind direction,
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I agree with Uncle Phil...
Go Ring! |
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The english translation to this Chinese Theater production is "Blue Dress in the Oval Office."
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"Can you hear the words that are coming out of my snout???"
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The newest version of DVD DRM is a bit sneakier that previous versions. Whereas the older version merely refused to play on an unauthorized machine, the new version makes subtle alterations to the film, as seen here in a pirated Chinese print of Ratatouille.
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punch and judy get shanghai'd...
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oh my deer, he wants to pork you
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ring, ring....hello...
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Worst. Opera. Ever.
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It is now Uncle Phil's turn.
go.... |
/me goes looking for something truly strange...
ok, here we go: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ephil1/emu.jpg |
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Victorian Emo chicks were just a little different.
or She's got a chicken to ride, and she don't care. |
warm legs and warm eggs
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the predecessor of the first chocobo
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Koo Koo Ka Choo, I don't need his fancy horse or buggy, for all I need is emu.
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y'all got 'til friday afternoon...
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As the tycoon's young widow leaves the funeral...
"That's the vulture I was telling you about." "This is an ostrich, not a vulture." says the widow. "I was talking to the ostrich." |
Does this dress make me look fat?
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and the winner is:
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I'll use one of my own this time...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3397/...507d0f.jpg?v=0 See you next Friday. |
"Well," Steve thought, "...at least my Killer has a fine sense of aesthetics."
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"Ode to finesse and a whetstone."
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Isn't that just like a Wop? Brings a knife to a gunfight.
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Shit, mum's gonna be so angry!!
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I've come to you to aid you with your artwork, dear brother, with my special crayon color, 'muted melancholy'.
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I know that bullet landed here somewhere!!
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A new species of goldfish bred to be specifically marketed to men who love breast implants.
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OWWWW!!!! My eyeballs are cramping!!!
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"i've never been to spain, but i've been to oklahoma..."
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OMG, those tits are after me!!!
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Would you look at the tan on that one, what a catch!!
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Day 7, and it's to Coldhands...
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"So what if i lost a button...at least i haven't lost my head over it."
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Shit! Another one! Quick, guys! Cut his Head off!
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