Y-M-C-M...
Hey! get it together Luigi!
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-C
LUIGI!!!!

Am I too early to close this? So be it.
Jetee takes this round. I really wanted an explanation of the doubled characters and the partial nudity. Jetee's answer was so concise that I thought I was in a regular videogame thread, and had to doublecheck the page title.

^^ But was it funny?

Yes. I like my humor dry.

Son of a B!!!!


:)

Wow. Backhanded compliment. Still got the win at least.

Gonna check my picture portfolio for a good one and starting the newest round within the next few hours.

Not backhanded at all. I loved it, Jetee.

Man, how I get backed up in a hurry.
(thanks, RedLemon, for inadvertently reminding me that I was actually suppose to start this newest round back up almost 3 hours ago.)

Alright, a few more seconds, and.......

have away at it!
http://i45.tinypic.com/fa23hy.jpg

I thought I told you not to bring that toga to work.

Why, yes, daughter. I will extend your Rumspringa another two weeks!!

sexual harassment will NOT be tolerated in the workplace.
(especially by our intern)

When did I start this? Alright, three days have passed, and three participants' have enter their ballots (one of which I really think takes the cake).

Three more days for anyone else to send in your write-in ticket for this round's crown.

Jet, I gotta say, this is one of the best pics I've seen in a while for captions. It's really limitless.

you want the saber dance? i'll give you the saber dance!

"I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment."

Thank you. I have a very replete inventory of pics in my portfolio, so I really try to maximize my opportunites at hosting a new round whenever I can.
If not, pictures like the one above just lay about, biding.
And with the final entry of this week's round, I announce the winner. Sorry Xerxys, for quoting you and maybe giving you a false sense of victory (even though I really liked your caption) but, this weeks best caption goes to . . .


http://i45.tinypic.com/fa23hy.jpg

Yes, Fremen. Very choice selection of a short story's weave. The Parenthood woes and Amish reference made my day.

Wow, who says watching dumb movies doesn't get you anywhere?:lol:

I recently watched "Sex Drive", with Seth Green as an Amish man that knows a lot about repairing automobiles.
It was funny in parts, but mostly because I have a friend that looks just like the sidekick buddy in the film.

Thanks for the pick. :thumbsup:

Ok, here's the next pic:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09...20Festival.jpg

If you smile and wave, the natives of foul city won't think your small eyes are freaky.




Man, I got nuthin' ...

KFC has strange superstitions, such as the making of new menu items. tommorrow these unknowing newlyweds will be sacrificed to a volcano to make way for the new "volcano wild wings".

"You said costume party!"
"No I didn't! I said Theme-Dress. There's a difference"
"That means costume!"
(Through clenched teeth...) "Shut up and keep waving at the camera."

Soem men are afraid of commitment, but this one is downright chicken.

I liked Jehu's the best. Though, Top's came a close second.
Congrats, Jehu. Your turn. :thumbsup:

Thanks. I'll post something tomorrow.

I tried to post this with my "smart" phone but I had to wait until I got back to my desktop. Sorry for the delay. Let's see what we can do with this:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3637/...c94ed9cb6c.jpg
photo by Dan Newton, Liquid in Plastic – Photography and Words by Dan Newton

Goldie was steamed.

You betta bet your life.

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Isn't that just like a wop, brings a fighting fish to a gunfight.

Note to self: dried beans are not an appropriate substitue when you are out of fish food.

Oh my. I'd say the folks in my office were wondering if I've gone crazy if they weren't already certain of it and wondering what set me off this time. Well done.:bowdown:

Thanks! Top, it took me a second read, but I appreciate the subtlety of the 'betta' joke.

I just can't beat this ... :(

Let me try...

"Little Goldie does his best Kool-Aid Man impression with spectacular results, "Oh, yeahhh!"

*falls on knees*
damn you SNIPER KITTY!

another...

"The Scanners found Goldie..."

I don't think Redlemon can be beat. Take it Red.

I would rather try to be highbrow, but sometimes there's no way to pass on the fart joke.

Anyway, just saw this one in Make Love Not War Images, and liked it:
http://acidcow.com/pics/20100302/acid_picdump_07.jpg

Here, with their hit "Turn Up the Radio", from the Soviet Union, let's have a big hand for Autograph!

Nobody suspects the Futball bomb!

"In Russia....we play for keeps...."

"Soccer Jams!", the K-Tel Hit that's Taking Belgrade by STORM!!!

Coming new to the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Rock & Roll Ice Futball! "Goallllllll!!1!"

this'll get us chicks for sure

At the moment I have no nothing further to add, (other than a thread bump) but I have to say that I would like to commend you by adding authorship and a source page for your photo, Jehu.

I'm not sure why, but the meticulous bug that lives in my brain really is quite pleased when others take that extra 15-30 seconds to include the original artist / author and where we can find more. Thanks, man.

Thanks Jet. We're on the same page here. Most of the photos I've posted in this thread were taken by me or my family. I wanted to use mine for this but Dan's was so much betta.

I was shooting BW film in a 4X5 camera:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3651/...d0da23a05c.jpg

so it's true... if you play a b-flat base note together with an a-flat on the sixth string of a guitar in freezing cold then two steel toe boots will form a magnetic field that can levitate a soccer ball.

Vorld Kup Regiment, behind the scenes

Yevgeny, I do not think that this is what was meant by "Kick out the Jams".

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What you did there. I see it.

And the round goes to Tophat665.I've never really understood who the Jams were, nor from what group they needed to be kicked. Thank you for further confusing the matter.

Honorable mention to Jehu.

RL - The JAMs were the Justified Ancients of Mummu. They were kicked out of the North American Illuminati about the same time as one of the members of MC5 held a seat on the 5th council (Disinformation and Chaos). TMYK.

OK, it's Prosaic, but let's see where it goes....
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/juice/bellyflop.jpg

Thanks for catching my subtle reference. I (heart) RAW.

RIP Arnold Minkowski - Master of the Zen Bellyflop. 1968 - 2010.

Fark nothing! Nothing is obscure on TFP! RAW was the Man.

When your body fat is so high that you float ABOVE the water, it's time to lay off the Big Macs.

Billy kept practicing everywhere he went, the store, the office, even the pool. Although his friends and family kept telling him to be realistic, he knew that one day he'd make it to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.

meet aquaman's arch nemesis "that flying fatguy"

Keep 'em coming, folks. Looking at Sunday or Monday unless someone posts something totally unbeatable.

I had an idea, but Jehu had a similar thought, and was both faster and cleverer than I. I can't come up with anything else.

"Ethan Hunt really let himself go..."

This is a tough one. Comes down to Jehu or inBOIL. Got to go with the unexpected one, though, so inBOIL it is with the Thanksgiving Parade.

Take it away, inBOIL....

Man, someone should PM him.

Ok, I'll have something posted up shortly.
--Edit--
Here you go:
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w...07/pothole.jpg

"I guess Betty should have gotten the 'DD" implants after all."

you should've thought of this when you decided to wear that shirt today

"Wheels on the car go down, down, down..."

They said car seats are for safety! Shit! I knew I should have taught Mickey to swim!

Clarabelle, her loins still afire, gazed wistfully as Bond, James Bond, drove his amphibious Volvo through a hole in the road and into the Gulf of Mexico. She would never see him again, but would always remember their night of passion.

I think Fremen pretty much got this one! I'll try again ...

"Those idiots never told me what they meant by 'car pooling' ... "

The ultimate in environmentally friendly automobile construction relied on totally biodegradable, water-soluble parts. It's hard to recall a puddle.

(I've been trying to come up with a Lady of the Lake / King Arthur caption, but it just won't happen.)

hmmm!..nngh!.. ah, i need more force training

Ha! Awesome, I can hear Yoda now!

In later years, the Lady of the Lake, her arms clad in whitest samite, made her way in the world as a Cutco saleswoman, using the interconnection of all waters to good effect on sales calls.

And the winner is:
Honorable mention goes to Tophat for his Lady of the Lake caption.

i haven't been up on this podium in quite some time...

i'll find something later today or tomorrow...

thanks...

ok, let's try this; give y'all a week or two...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...arsofar056.jpg

The verdict: Never mix Tequila and Root Beer.

Quick one..."Three girls, one cup."

Kiss no evil, smell no evil, lick no evil.

couple more days...

^^ Couple? Really I have nothing ... can someone more creative get this ...

EDIT: I'll try ..

"Mike forgot to spike the punch, didn't he?"

I think he wanted more entrants than just us four guys.

Still, I thought, even though we only had a couple of members contributing to this round, I felt the originality and funny was better here than I noticed in the previous few pages.

oh yea, she's got a little captain in her

14" Invisible Cock

gotta go with the top...

you're up, buddy...

Sorry that took so long. Didn't check mail yesterday.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/n...andchicken.jpg

How can this one be so hard for me? I have absolutely not one idea at the moment (other than the obvious pun).

I'll be back in a bit after I've let the photo's scenario stew.

"Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he ain’t gonna die
No, no, no, ya know he ain’t gonna die..."

"Come with me if you want to live!"

Taxidermy cat dares you to pun.

"This cock thought he was going to do the riding!" "He even brought spurs." .... "Bishhh."

sylvester and tweetie bird

Why you should avoid naming your housepets after your wife or kids
 

"Hello?... I'd like a refund please..

Is funny, no one has even come close to what I expected the very first thing out of the blocks would be. I must be strange. (No no, don't everyone rush to reassure me.)

I'll leave it over the weekend and call it late Sunday or sometime Monday.

I need to make my response more short, I've noticed.

I tend to overthink them, and try to make up for that fact by creating what resembles paragraphs of info, when what is usually found under such photos is a cutline.

Shout outs to Phil for the video and Jehu for the good execution of the pun, but I have to go with inBOIL for getting all Meta on it.

Take it away, inBOIL.

/ BTW, what I thought was sure to show up: "He got a chicken to ride, and he don't care."

Wow. I thought Jehu and Jetee had me beat...
Caption this stern fellow:

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w...s_1603824c.jpg

Dr. Meinzferger's new IUD design never caught on.

... And when they pulled me from the ruins of the hotel, they found this device clamped to my testicles...