Name That Caption! [Pictures] . . . (participatory)
 

Alright, my friends. I have come up with a new Nonsense Game. Yay! :D
This game is fairly simple, but requires that you have a sharp mind, and an even sharper tongue. It involves funny(SFW, use your better judgment) pictures that are devoid of any text or commentary, so that they are open to interpretation. Then, those who see the picture will come up with a witty and clever caption that captures the hilarious essence of the photo.

As an example, say we have this lovely photo here:


Get the idea? :suave:

The person who originally posted the pic will decide who had the best caption for the photo, and then the winning poster will find their own funny picture for all to comment upon.
If someone should fail to choose a winner, or if the winner doesn't want to post a pic in the following three days after winning, then I will just pick up the slack and resume the game. A simple PM to me will work fine as well.

Got it? Good. Shall we start?

THIS IS. . .NAME...THAT...CAPTION!!!


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/194/4...44e84d3a_o.jpg

Polka or die!

you!!!!


you behind the bikeshed......stand still laddy.


if you don't eat your meat,you can't have any pudding.

Crank trips at Disneyland sucks...

Now it's time to say goodbye
To all our company,
E-M-O,
Oh my life sucks.
F-A-G,
Gee I wish I was dead,
M-O-U-S-E!

Guy on the right thinking to himself: Thank god this idiot in the robot suit came by, now no one will notice my camel toe.

Alright, one week has gone by and a fair amount of participation has been posted.

It it is a start, and hopefully it will pick up in the coming rounds.

So without further delay, the winner of this round of Name...That...Caption is... hotzot!

I actually could not contain my boisterous laughter for several minutes thanks to that well-conceived phrase. Everyone else put in an honest effort, and they were good, but I favored the short-and-sweet one-liner from hotzot.
Congratulations on winning this round hotzot, and this means you are now in the hotseat to continue the next round by finding your own funny picture for us to evaluate and add comments. Your PM will be sent.

OK gang how about this one?http://www.chriscarson.com/blogimage...d_scare_05.jpg

"Reporting live from Conjunction Junction..."

"What? Bird flu?"

"Hey buddy, yea come on... I know you can hear me... Don't just keep walking... I was a big star once but then came the tickle me elmo and ... "


Is double submiting legal?


"Nice sneakers... They are so red.. its like their alive"


"Roger, target has been neutarlized - Operation feathery banana is complete"


"Okay honey, I am on way, we have to get off this street though. Apparently the word of the day is rehab. Oh I will tell you when I get home. "

"Cleatus, that them there roadkill will feed us for weeks"

Honest mate. I wouldn't kid ya! Theres this bird see, just lying on the ground, her legs up in the air.... get over here, quick!

"Hank was blissfully unaware of the destruction his posterior toxins were causing... fueled by the Mega-Meat-Nachos he had consumed not but two hours prior."

"stupid ostridge's think thier so cool..."

edit: "Little Johnny's not going to be so happy this season. Not only is the big guy unconscience for the festivities...he grabbed the wrong suite."

Mr. Snuffy seems more than she can handle.
Call Paris!

ok, what's the half-life on this pic?

Yeah, it would seem as though hotzot has taken a hiatus. I originally intended for the rounds to last from 5-7 days, all dependent on the number of responses.

Hmm, as much as I hate to bump hotzot off his pedestal, I think it best for the game to continue.

I personally found your caption, unclephil, to be the most strikingly-hilarious.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z...d_scare_05.jpg


EDIT: Also, for those of you that have been inquiring, it is best to be fair when you submit a caption for each round, so try to limit yourself to one very good one; or at the very least, if you think of a better comment later, wait until someone else has posted before you try your luck with another caption. That is all. :)

ok, here goes:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...alligators.jpg

"I like to call this technique 'the snapper-trapper boogie', Oh Yeah!" ;)

"once we finish this scene, that's it, I will never work with this reptile again"

Bloody Hell! You said you were post-op!

"quit bitchin, I'll only last a few seconds.."

C'mon, I can tell when you are faking it. That fake smile gives it away.

i'll try to have a winner for you all by sunday night...

still no winner, eh phil...

this would be our winner for this round...

you've got the "ball," Redlemon...

Oh crap, I didn't expect to win. I was just adding something so that I'd see when there were new posts in this thread. I'll be back with a photo, however.


...ok, here's the best I can find on short notice. I don't really have much in the way of suitable photos for this contest, but...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...oppy_drive.jpg

"See, you can fit a square hole into a round peg..."

Someday women will dominate as the most sought after content on the internet

"Brenda, the worlds tiniest woman, inserting a standard 5.5 inch floppy into one of the two smallest personal computers in the world that were designed just for her!"

"Oh yeah, I would prefer an 8 inch floppy over a 3.5 inch compact anyday"

Note: I am not sure how or why I stayed away from using the phrase "in my slot".

I guess that's it for this round. Sorry again that my photo sucked. But you elevated yourselves to the task nonetheless.

The winner is IT2002, for "Someday women will dominate as the most sought after content on the internet". I don't know why that tickled my fancy, but it did.

Over to you!

I'd like to thank the academy, but I won't.

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070614/4...wENLs_uvaWwvIE

red ex here...

What am I doing wrong? How can I upload it from my desktop?

Use an image-hosting site that allows fullsize pics, like imagesocket.com or imagehaven.net, then upload it, copy the image address, and finally put in [IMG] tags here.

EDIT: did you want to use your original photo as it was when I followed the address:

Uploaded to supload.com, can you see it?


EDIT: do not use the supload... :no:

Airport security finally gets the tool it needs.

http://www.imagesocket.com/view/batlethc78.jpg

I give up. Someone else try.

To do this once uploaded, click on the pic to show full-size, then right-click the photo and choose "copy image address". It should work, then all that remains is the [IMG] tags.

This is IT2002's photo:

photo vanished


EDIT: if you need to know how I did it, just hit quote under this post, or PM me. I is not that hard to do, but to find a good image-hosting site that allows fullsize pictures is a bit more difficult.

One more thing, if you have problems finding the image address of a picture, whether it is red-exed or not, in any browser, just right-click the pic, go to properties, and the address(url) should be there.

"Delta pilot Hank Pym's video announcment of his buisness plan...to kill Kirk."

"It was this, a wing, and a prayer..."

Thank-you Jetstream!

no problem, my friend :D



Our brass-balled, no holds-barred, newly-appointed Brigadier General, Sky Captain N. Tennille, has only one thing to say to you low-life punks:
"Make your move!"

"I picked the wrong day to quit smoking Klingon reefer...."

"...and no, this is not the first or second Star Trek weapon that we had to extricate today during airport security strip searches."

What the heck is this thing?

Alright, enough time has passed... yet IT2002 is nowhere to be seen... :hmm:


Oh, well, I think this round should go to Sticky :D

Woohoo

Here you go:
http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/3...8954437bp6.jpg

"... and, and the guns, they go like this, 'Pew pew pew'"

"Up in the air, junior birdmen,
up in the air, etc..."

"When I said 'I'll be your wingman', I meant that we should go pick up chicks at a bar, idiot."

Wait, you bet AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters?!

Some good ones.
Let's see if we can get a few more.

Hello, General? the test pilots are reporting severe fatigue in the airframes....

"Yes, this is where your hard-earned tax dollars go: to fuel the next generation of top American pilots."

Three Top Gun quotes came to mind.

Tower, this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby.

The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

Got dammit mustang! This is Ghost Rider 117, this bogey is all over me. He's got missile lock on me. Do I have permission to fire?

I think two days is enough.

Awesome.
I am going to give it to lankrypt0 for
although I loved this one as well

Go ahead lankrypt0

Sorry about the delay, long long weekend.

mod note: I had to remove this pic because there were underage children in the background. I sent lankrypt0 a PM and hopefully he'll be submitting a new pic shortly. Sorry, guys...

"Stick it up your tailpipe, you Hoosiers!"

It took a few days before the children of PS23 warmed up to the new crossing lady.

Stand back Mickey or I am going to stick your glove where the sun don't shine.

Since I was going to end this today anyway (been 2 days), I will declare the actual winner.

Redlemon!

Um... great.

Where do you guys get the good photos? I have no idea where to look. I'm trying, but I'm not being inspired.

google-image a funny word...

Thanks uncle phil. I went with "wicked cool". It led me to...

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3063/aes09ad8.jpg

"Boy, are they going to love this 'cake!'"

Wahahahaha! The guests won't know what happened until after they wake up.

"This gonna be a cold-ass wedding right here!"

Yes, science nerds get married too

And the winner goes to:...because it is only the beginning of a story, and it raises so many questions in my mind.

Apparently ItWasMe has forfeited her title as winner...


Moving right along, then...

we have this picture ready and waiting for all of you willing particpants:

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z...reyffhorse.jpg

Cat: "I knew I should have studied harder at familiar spirit school. I could have been working for Ernst Blofeld, or even Dr. Evil, but no, here I am, stuck on a frickin' fishing trawler with frickin' Doctor Horsehead. Sheesh."

from "horse latitudes" by the doors:

"When the still sea conspires an armor
And her sullen and aborted
Currents breed tiny monsters,
True sailing is dead.

Awkward instant
And the first animal is jettisoned,
Legs furiously pumping..."

etc.

Cat: "I knew I should have read the fine print!"

Noah's Ark - Deleted Scenes part I

Sorry it took so long, but I felt as though ItWasMe had a fine caption this time around(also might make up for the fact that her turn was skipped due to time delay).

It is your go now...

Yay! I also liked the Noah's Arc caption. These are 3 of the pups we had a few years ago when our dog had puppies.

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/a.../IMG_0505a.jpg

I have returned to avenge my honor...with kung fu...sumbit or you shall meet death at my paws...Hayyya!

What do you mean there is no more Kibbles 'n Bits!?!?!

My name is Mr. Fluffles. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Classic

i can't compete with that...

Do we have a winner? :)

I had a hard time choosing, and had to ask a relative to help me decide. Good thing there were only 3 entries, eh?

The winner is:

Someone post another pic!

Give me a chance to post another pic. My last pic was deleted because there was a child in it, so how about this one

http://a373.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...34c8e303cc.jpg

Secret Service implements new plan to protect the president.

Since Bachmelle won the last round, we should commnt solely on this photo:

http://a373.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...34c8e303cc.jpg

I apologize for commenting on the wrong pic.


For the hanging Elmo pic:

Nancy Grace interviews Elmo about missing muppet

"It would seem as though we were barking up the wrong tree when we had an intervention for Kermit and held a meeting for Oscar's anger... we missed all the signs."

"Tickle this, America..."

Mr. Noodle and his brother Mr. Noodle apprehended in the hanging death of Elmo after Window Shade gave them away.

"The drugs, the women, the high pitched giggling.... but the party had to come to an end eventualy. Next, on Behind the Music: Elmo"

"These things happen. Elmo was unstable and so was the chair. " - Oscar T.G.

since there was no determined winner... unclephil, who do you think this round should go to? :surprised:

I forgot all about this game. I just saw the message in my email. So you guys can continue, I'm gonna say that:

Is the winner. Though there were a lot of good ones.

Sorry about the delay.

Awesome! Love the captions. Good form, jetstream. Fire away, fresnelly!!

Allrighty. Let's see what we can come up with for this one:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...picture063.jpg

And this was the day they closed the clothing-optional beach

Every day, thosands of planes just like this one beach themselves and are stranded. But with your help, we can return these majestic creatures to their ocean home.