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"Follow me into the back room; I need to take a documentation photo of you for my records.
No, no. You don't need to fuss and put your pants back on -- it'll only take a few seconds." |
Devices like this are used by addicts to make marijuana cigarettes called joints.
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oh, this? i call it the... Lobotomizer!
*screaming ensues* best gift EVER |
"If anybody's interested, I'm going commando."
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"ve haf vays to make you talk..."
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And with this device, a stylish haircut is within the grasp of everyone, and I oughtta know. I used it this morning.
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Perhaps we should have sent fresnelly a pm?
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Sorry Guys! I completely forgot about my post.
Next up: https://workspace.novacentral.ca/sit...e-bus-1034.jpg |
"Whaddya mean, 'Short Bus'?"
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-man, growing up as a minority sucks-
and -think this is bad? wait till ya get to middle school (highschool,etc.) it gets A LOT worse- |
"hear no evil, speak no ev...
fuck it; just evil..." |
Zod, Ursa, and Non: The Early Years.
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Thanks. If you go left to right, they really do look like Zod, Non, and Ursa. But as we pull away from Phantom Zone Middle School, let's not forget academic Athletics, so from the GIS files of "Hey, Watch This!", I present for your consideration:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2412/...7fa825e752.jpg Have at it. ---------- Post added at 02:42 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:38 PM ---------- Drat. Already captioned. Well, work with it if you like, or I'll come up with something else this evening. |
[fabulous mode]Steve flipped over the World's biggest dildo!![/fabulous mode]
It was so big it needed four legs. |
"ok, lemme know when one of you thinks he's gonna topple over, and i'll spot him..."
(in keeping with the "blind" caption thing...) |
"You're right! There is a lot of gum stuck under here!"
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Around and around he-- oh, no! He only achieved a 3/4 revolution. (His pesky legs got in the way, see?)
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i bet THIS isn't in the kama sutra!
or this is how you-And theres my balls |
Milton was always trying to look up other boys' shorts. He was a creative pervert.
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Lots of good stuff here. I'm going to go with Phil's though, as it was totally out of sight. Came from the blind side, if you will.
Take it away Phil. |
Good job, uncle phil.
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"The Men's room, you know it's gonna be nasty."
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Intermission at the Baha-men show.
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This dog and pony show isn't what I had in mind at all.
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whoever said they wanted to get reincarnated as a tree certainly never considered THIS
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Canine Twitter feed.
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Hurry up will you! Intermission is almost over!
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"Sometimes you're the Dog and sometimes you're the Tree."
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A very good round in terms of participants this time 'round, I like it. Have you decided upon a winner yet, uncle phil?
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http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/6893/image550.jpg
hate image shack, anyways this is my turtle, photo taken 3 or so years ago. i apologize for the blurr. have at it |
"you hold me in your hand for three years; your stinky, calloused, nail-bitten hand for three years, and you expect me to look sharp???"
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[Obligatory Fark Cliche]
I saw a Turtle! ----------------------- Peyote is a HELL of a Drug! ----------------------- He was a Mexican Tortoise Blurry shell-back making poops on your palm smelling like a stink bomb Aye yai yai. Aye Yai yai yai Aye yai yi, yai yai yai yai yai. ------------------------------- You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look. |
Tippy Turtle says "be mindful of your autofocus settings."
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You expect me to focus on this tortoise when there's an Xbox 360 in the background!?
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last chance, im judging this tomorrow night
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Part beagle, Part Cougar, all bitch.
or The concept of Hunting Dog eluded Rufus |
Milo was doomed until he was noticed by a nearby raccoon who had been trained in the Heimlich manuever.
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Theirs was the love that dare not speak its name.
or Destroying the Sanctity of Beastiality. |
just a few more and we'll have our megazord
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Even in the Animal Kingdom, the reacharound is just good manners.
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I'll pick a winner Monday night, so get your captions in if you're going to enter.
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"Son, when I said you 'done screwed the pooch', alls I meant was that you were in big trouble.
But, I'm now glad you told me this, no less shown me, what really happened to Missy, and that there really is a logical story for every saying." |
I'm giving the win to Tophat. Good job, Top.
Congratulations to everybody else, too. You give good funny. :thumbsup: |
Let's see what perversions you people can perpetrate on this wholesome scene of domesticity...
http://naturalgasnb.com/site/media/n...with%20gas.jpg |
"Next, sweety, you mix in the baking powder with little Jimmy's ground up bones to make it rise nice and high."
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"There'll be plenty of cookies for all of us mama", Said Susie in her sweet smile.
"Yes dear." Replied her mother, smiling back sweetly, "But not for you, we'll kill you in your sleep and sacrifice you to the goddess Lillith." |
"But mommy, I was asking about *baby* batter. This has no babies in it."
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...but then she listen's to a justin bieber album and she crumbles faster than those terrible cookies her mother makes
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Aight, that's long enough.
Redlemon, you're up. |
Oy. I've been looking for an hour now. I hope this suffices.
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Oh, that'll do nicely.
.... Because the unnoted life is not worth living. ---------- Post added at 12:20 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:19 PM ---------- Everybody stand back, he's gone Postital! ---------- Post added at 12:20 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:20 PM ---------- Tonight he was prepared to get her number. ---------- Post added at 12:21 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:20 PM ---------- After his Outlook crashed, Jeff had to go to extreme lengths to keep his reminders straight. ---------- Post added at 12:21 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:21 PM ---------- Trig Palin, the College years. |
An Aussie announcer whispering, "And here ladies and gentlemen, we have what is referred to as the 'Wild Park Piñata'."
or, "Spider-man's lesser known effeminate supervillain, 'The Plizard'!" |
some interesting new creatures in the new viva piñata game
i didnt know piñatas HAD STDs! teleportation with the latest pixel technology; how a great idea can go horribly wrong |
post THIS!!!
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Just so this that would like to participate in this round might not have to go through the trouble of back-tracking a page and 3-dozen-odd posts down, I'm bumping your image to this page, Red:
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Steve? Oh, he's OK. His bark is worse than his... Well, worse than anything really.
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I'm not lobbying for anything in particular, but your posted image got me to thinking "where have I seen this before?".
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Bump bump bump....
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it's not easy being pink...
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Alllllllllrightythen.
Let's see what y'all do with this... http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4117/...7f32466819.jpg |
i didnt realize musicians could be so lonely as this... but then again, this IS band camp
trying to make a new generation of classical music? thats...not how it works...right? |
Deliverance goes classical.
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I'll show you the REAL G-string!
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"Here we are, just after Yo-Yo Ma's birth..."
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"It's mine!!! Mine, I tell ya!!!"
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OK, it's been a week. carrot glace made me laugh with both of them. Take it away, CG!
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sweet, ill have something posted tomorrow
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The new Yellow Peril.
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"a hat! a hat! my duckdom for a hat!"
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"Jim Duckins has yet to earn his pirate hat, but Long Duck Silvers might go easy on him."
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choosing a winner tommorrow, hurry up and buy!
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Out of the Bathtubs and into the streets! The revolution will not be televised, but it will be CLEAN!
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Sorry that took so long. I was out of town and off the grid so long I feared to look at my inbox.
OK, let's give this a try http://www.coozthedouche.com/groundhog1.bmp |
this is what narnia has been missing
protecting your home from predators is natural, how you do it is up to you -a message from the NRA |
"This? Oh, this isn't for the foxes, it's for the other thieving ratbastard squirrels."
OK, I MUST protest. Lately I have been finding the submissions a bit ... underwhelming. |
A "First Blood" quote..
"There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king shit cop! All I wanted was something to eat. But the man kept pushing, Sir." "...They drew first blood, not me." Now mine... "Ma warned me it was a bit tough in this neck of the woods, but Jesus Jumped-up Christ I need a fucking arsenal just to protect what few nuts I have!" "By the way, I need a zipper." |
"Wolverines? Wolverines? Not on my watch!!!"
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Squirrelvester Stalone
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Carrot Glace takes this one for the NRA ad.
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A major crash in popsicle futures spelled the end of Merril Lynch as a Blue Chip Stock.
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cmon! its a melted-cow-popsicle, this image cant be that bad.
im calling this on saturday night, if noone posts by then, top gets it by default. |
The intense orgasm that followed melted Bessie's face.
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Oh, it's a great image, Carrot. The only problem is, my brain can't caption it.
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Nobody makes Paul Bunyan mad. Nobody!
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