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things that make you go cross-eyed, how to dodge the infamous "Thousand Years Of Pain" technique
oh!, camel tow, riiiight |
I'll give Hafez this, he really does know how to put the Drama in Dromedary.
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Ok, carrot wins this round. Take it away, c. g.
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"I'll take it. "
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"I need the ACOG to get the Heartbeat Monitor, now..."
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This the same one Arnold used in True Lies? Thought it would be heavier.
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this round goes to fremen
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YMCA--in reality---not quite as "hip" as the tune...
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our advice? dont assume its a costume party, ask first
why are you smiling when THERE'S A RAPIST BEHIND YOU! |
I'm going to pretend I can't feel those two boners pressing into my leg.
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fresnelly for the win.
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"Take the dog for a walk, they said..."
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The airforce has totally gone to the dogs, I tell ya.
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"The one place you thought pitbulls couldn't get ya..."
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"hey, throw me my red-tipped white cane, quickly!"
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on the way out, he thought he heard....
"btw, your wife is cheating on you" "THAT dog had rabies?!" "get off my plane!" |
In his last great act of heroism, Alfie broke free of his restraints and pushed the terrorist hijacker out of the cargo ramp and the plane was saved.
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Win goes to uncle Phil!
My entry would have been "Nobody fucks a dog like Sgt. Smith!" |
Uncle phill, c'mon!!
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sorry, guys... i'll have one up shortly... ---------- Post added at 07:55 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:38 AM ---------- ok, here we go: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...airy-woman.jpg |
Let's get this out of the way:
Miss Kashyyyk, GSC 1552 ABY ---------- Post added at 08:54 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:52 AM ---------- The reason Afghan women wear burkhas / Yes, I know, one ticket to hell please. |
Let me tell you about this woman I want to introduce you to,
she has a great personality and good table manners...... |
Next up on Jerry Springer: Carrie Fisher's paternity suit against Chewbacca.
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Now we know who Cousin It has been seeing all this time.
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its never JUST a trim with you!
god i hope thats a dog sitting in your lap |
Harriet, sweet Hairyet
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In this we feature a behind the scenes of the Star Wars Porn Parody where chewbaca was cut out.
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From the web:
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z...forcaption.jpg |
One Hung Low & Eating Your Cake Too.
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...AND he crapped his pants
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Next on Chris Angel Mind freak, disembodies his head.
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His head popped off like a cork, and the champagne spewed all over!
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Shortly after this picture was taken, the Razzzor Edge Extreme Boogie Board was recalled.
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a samurai strikes again
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Koji! Time to get your shoes in a house!
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It's Carrot by a razor thin margin.
(mine: Billy's mom still hasn't regained consciousness. Somebody should've told her about Photoshop.) |
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Ruffino: Made by Dogs for Dogs out of Fresh Pressed Cat.
---------- Post added at 06:29 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:28 PM ---------- There's a Whole Dead Cat in every Bottle of Ruffino! ---------- Post added at 06:30 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:29 PM ---------- Teh Woozziez! I Feelz dem! ---------- Post added at 06:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:30 PM ---------- The sommelier recommends a nice, Italian red with Cat. ---------- Post added at 06:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:32 PM ---------- Cat: the Other Red Meat |
"In the Tuscany countryside, even the cats are raised on wine."
(as translated by Babel Fish) Nella campagna della Toscana, persino i gatti sono allevati su vino. |
I cannnn hazzz...merlo ....TOUCHDOWN!
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JEHU wins it, take it away!
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"just one, mate; i've got a card game to get to..."
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Nothing can top phil's, in my book. ^
--- "Foster's!?! It tastes like piss, mate!" "The missus told me I'd be in the doghouse if I got drunk tonight." "I say, keep 'em coming, mate!" |
wish I had balls to scratch..the evening would be perfect then...
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"So I called the sorceress a bitch and the next thing you know I can lick my own privates." |
so this is the pic that everybody had in mind, huh?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ying-poker.jpg ok, let's try this one: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...nbarstools.jpg |
going for the Obvious:
NUNS GONE WILD! ---------- Post added at 02:14 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:07 PM ---------- OK: Nice bar. All that's missing is the Lamp. ---------- Post added at 02:15 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:14 PM ---------- Next on Ripley's Believe it or Not! At 4:30 PM Friday, these Manhattan Nuns begin a strange, bottom up Transformation into B-Girls. We'll tell you what they're drinking. |
"With a bar like that, drinking can become a habit."
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A Mother Superior? What's that?
A martini with a prune in it. |
Fremen stole my thunder:
"Bad Habits" so... "Is he still there?" "Who?" "That weird guy with the camera." "DON'T LOOK!" |
ok, wednesday i'll name a winner...
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this photo was found in a folder marked as "proof god has a sense of humor"
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top, you're up... |
OK, let's try this:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NWU1yvNYa2...ket-moment.jpg |
Let me see if I can string these cricket terms together to make a coherent sentence...
"Gerald made an unorthodox cross-bat shot to Jeffrey's corridor of uncertainty when Jeffery mistook Gerald for a tail-ender." |
And if we position the bat like so, we can get this photo onto photobucket without violating terms of use.
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OK, 10 days and 2 comments.
To Fremen for getting all the cricket terms in there. |
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"Look, ma, it's Pi-snow-cchio!"
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my carrot is that big
does my carrot intimidate you? *SMUG* I got this from carrot glace |
Yes daddy. I did find the pipe in the box under your bed. The one with the green tobacco in it.
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Team effort eh top?
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I'll need to pick now as my comp is acting up.
I like the team effort between Jehu and Top. Both are funny. You two win. |
Jehu, take it away; my pic choices haven't been of the best lately.
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I'm still laughing about "the one we used for the first nose" comment. But... something needs posted so try this one:
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z...orcaption4.jpg |
"I'll be there - Hey guys, watch this!!!"
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"John Boy's "good night" schtick just turned deadly..."
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"People are just dying to get in. Don't get left out in the cold."
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But officer! He was mostly dead anyway and the doorbuster special was about to expire!
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Predictably, the grand opening party was kinda dead.
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To Uncle Phil with one of my favorite Redneck shticks.
Go Phil. |
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"Larry found his flotation device more enjoyable than the rest of the cruise put together."
or.. "Larry didn't know when to stop inflating..." |
Nancy smiling serenely as she drowns her oddly conjoined twin (Steve).
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Best thing about the new BikiniBabe Blowup Doll is that the valve stem in the navel is almost invisible.
---------- Post added at 09:22 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:20 AM ---------- Muammar al-Gaddafi seen here with the voluptuous blonde "nurse"referred to in the Wikileaks memos. Or She's with him because he makes her laugh. His billion dollar banck account has nothing to do with it. Nothing! I tell you. Stop laughing. |
009's steel implants proved their effectiveness once again, as Ernst Stavro Blofeld's unconscious body sunk beneath the waves.
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This is a good way to recognize a wealthy man.
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manana...
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Illustrated here, the transition from Submarine to Motorboat, in progress.
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go wild, young man... |
Thanks, unc.
We'll go with a movie still from around your early days. :thumbsup: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09...01creature.jpg |
"No, no, I swear it's usually *this big*! The water is cold... there was shrinkage."
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I smell like fish?
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Ok, I'm gonna call this a day early. No one's gonna top Red's caption.
Take it away, Redlemon. :thumbsup: |
Thanks! I guess you can't go wrong with a Seinfield reference.
Hope this one is OK... http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/w...y-streaker.jpg |
My Precioussssss......
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Here I am! Who called for a body Check?
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Just in time for Christmas, "The Nutcracker: Holiday On Ice!".
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