After the spatula incident in Toronto, Brandon learned his lesson about streaking hockey games.... wear socks.

Hey, it's been a long time for me -- how long should I wait before closing the thread?

Hmm... How can we make Polarbear swimming more EXTREME!!!! I know, let's do it during a hockey game!

Sales are for idiots.

Over to Fremen for the next round. Going highbrow is always a good approach for me, especially when blended with lowbrow.

Let's get the obvious one out of the way:

Baboonie got back and I cannot lie, you other primates can't deny.

OR

The American electorate readies itself for 2012.

OR

Look at the size of macaque.

I'll never look at Angelina the same way again.
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z...Jolie_char.jpg

Ok, Top, take it away.

Good one, Jehu. :thumbsup:

Aight, let's give this a shot:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3295/...28f1abd998.jpg

C'mon guys! We can't all be quarterback!

Invisible toboggan!

You're right! The Plasma TV does look best from straight on.

Looks like I found a good one. Good answers so far. Keep it up, folks.

"driving that train, high on cocaine..."

"Of course, when we can afford a real toboggan, we'll ALL have to wear approved helmets."

Calling a winner tomorrow.

And it goes to Jehu. It was a tough call, though - well done all around.

Thanks Top. Let's try something for racing fans...
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z...orcaption5.jpg

"Dame Edna is seen gearing-up for race-day at Le Mans."

You know how I know you're a flag?

Jeff still can't get a date .. so again he's left with his hand on his coke.

"And the winner Isn't..."

I like Tophat here. Go top...

Michael Schumacher recovering after serious crash...

Not sure what to make of this. Let's see what ya'll come up with:
http://www.funny-potato.com/blog/wp-...odd-couple.jpg

The obvious...

And they called it monkey dove
Oh i guess they'll never know
how a young heart really feels
and just why i love her so
and they called it monkey dove
just because we're in our teens
tell them all
please tell them it isn't fair
to take away my only dream
i cry each night
my tears for you
my tears are all in vain
i hope and i pray
that maybe someday
you'll be back (you'll be back) in my arms(in my arms)
once again
someone help me
help me
help me please
is the answer up above?
how can i
oh how can i tell them
this is not a monkey dove
someone help me
help me
help me please
is the answer up above?
how can i
oh how can i tell them
this is not a monkey dove
(this is not a monkey dove)
(this is not a monkey dove)
not a monkey dove
(this is not a monkey dove)

^^ Great song. :D

Monkeys successfully trained to spot bird flu

Is he asleep yet? My feet are going to sleep. Why in the world did I agree to babysit a monkey? I'm just a fricking bird!

Bagatelle, over to you.

Thanks, hope I'm doing this the right way...



http://timthethief.com/wp-content/up...ife-mother.png

"prince fucking charming, my ass!!!"

"I just hope Prince over there never realizes that this bald one in my left hand is Dopey's kid."

"Snow White-Charming: Longing for a few more poisoned apples."

I don't know if there's a time limit to this, but I now pick redlemon. :)

Bagatelle, the rules are totally arbitrary. The time limit is whenever you want it to end. Did you notice that I picked the bald one, because Dopey is bald?

Anyways...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...6148801-11.jpg

(A doublepost! Haven't done that in forever...)

The Bourne Creamery

"I never should've traded my coat for a lousy ice cream cone!"

Only on Lake Shore Drive in August...

When the hive mother is kidnapped, her million tiny offspring take wing to protect her.

Must...get...cone...out...of...snow...before...too...much...build-up!

This may be funny. However, I have only the vaguest idea of what your are talking about... there were some movies and/or books with the title Bourne, right?

You can either explain it further (don't worry about killing the joke), or submit a new one. Sorry, it's my fault, not yours.

many a husband can recognize a man on such a mission...

"Head and Shoulders, you failed me again..."

It's not all that funny. The fellow looks a bit like Matt Damon in the Bourne Movies, and the picture reminded me of more than a few scenes in the books where the titular character goes sprinting across a street with next to no resources and the bad guys closing in.

Since the book Titles are of the form "The Bourne X", where X = Identity, Supremacy, and Ultimatum, I figured "Creamery" would work. (All of Ludlum's books have titles like that to the point that MST3K made hay with it.)

The round is yours, take it away! (I did like the Bourne one after the explanation.)

Now that Aquaman's parents have kissed at the "Enchantment Under the Sea" ball, he won't disappear.

Did I say lobster? I meant Psychoactive TOAD... sorry 'bout dat.

a metaphor for marriage in here somewhere.

catch it, bind it, cook it, suck out its entrails and then, REPEAT.

You're sucking the wrong side, love. This curse needs to be lifted soon...

Picking a winner tomorrow.

And to Bagatelle for appealing to my prurient interests. Take it away!

Thanks. I learned a new word again - prurient.

I'll get back to choosing a new pic, when my head is less foggy due to flu.

Damn, she's got me by the short & curlies now...

My Preciousessssssssssss!

"hmmmm...thick or long, thick or long..."

"Can I hold 'em too?"---

---"How old are you, five?"
and that's how things went for the rest of their lives, the end.

I choose carrot glace's lines. The woman looks like she is spoiled. :)

That ain't dirt, it's make-up

(not the caption) I saw this pic on another site and someone compared her to Chyna, the ex-wrestler. She's definitely got a strong jaw.
I don't think she's right for the part.

Back to the caption...

Is this the way to the S&M party?
or
Anybody seen my turtle wax?

Not Lynda Carter.

I choose fremen, for the wax

Um, Bill, When I said you needed to be more sunny-side up, and to look on the bright side... Yeah, I didn't mean at the same time.

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Egg-spert witness.

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An albumin cover: The Numa Numa Guy covers "The Humpty Dance."

This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

I've got a Headache THIS BIG. And it's got Eggs-Headrin written all over it.

this is what happens when you eat too many happy-meals from mcdonalds
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worst superhero EVER
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thats EGGs... on YOUR FACE

Goo Goo Ga Joob!

i've... got... EGGS-RAY VISION!

What an eggcellent view!

"Is he still doing it?"
"Yes...don't look. It'll just encourage him."
"At least this isn't as bad as when he had the hot dog last week."

Oh get ova yourself.

they're all eggcellent, but I'll have to go with carrot's "eggs-ray vision".

Hey baby, how'd you get barbecue all the way up here?

Yes, Oldgai-San, you do taste like desperation.

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Proof Positive that the Lizard People have infiltrated the Diet.

"I'll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
I'll just put you in a coma
With some dirty love..."

Uhoh, my thongue pierthing ith now thuck in youw eawwing.

The way your mama-san make that fuzzy poodle do...

/ Not a caption.

After the "double-dog-dare" Hiro finally gave in and found out that it's not true that your tongue will stick to a sleeping executive. It can, however, cause unemployment.

TEPCO executives briefly tested the theory that the most cost effective method for removing radio-iodine after a visit to the Fukushima-Daiichi plant was to have an underling lick it off their faces.

Prime-Rib Minister, Ei-Wan, was greeted with surprise by his advisors.

i read these to my little brother and i judge a winner by his reactions, FREMEN wins by high-pitched gigges

:thumbsup:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OJF5UuTUiH...ou_yelling.jpg

Guy on the left: "OMG, that whistle did get really deep down there!"

believe it or not...
-they're arguing over pokemon cards.

-they're comparing breathmints.

-the ref's also a dentist.

-the coach has shang tsung's "soul sucking" technique.

I see a little silhouetto of a man
SCARAMOUCH SCARAMOUCH WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO!

I liked 'em all, but carrot's 'shang tsung's "soul sucking" technique' surprised a chuckle from me.
That was a blast from the past.

Carrot wins this round.

When your mom told you that if someone were to slap you on the back while you were making that face? Yeah, you should have believed her.

Where's the teef???

Man, that Whiskey sour was SOUR!

How many rednecks does it take to find a set of dentures?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...nts/gif-29.gif

"horace, you gitcher ass home now, y'hear?"