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Jetée 05-15-2008 03:18 PM

Thank you. Now here's hoping this particular round will propagate a new pool of participants.


http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z...m7/2276694.jpg

uncle phil 05-15-2008 03:26 PM

"i'm as corny as kansas in august..."

jewels 05-15-2008 03:43 PM

"I need everyone to stop, please. One of my contact lenses dropped here."

Tophat665 05-15-2008 04:01 PM

The late Representative Chester Munson (D-Iowa) held a press conference on the benefits of ethanol as a motor fuel this Tuesday. In an ironic end to the story, the pickup truck that struck and killed him 4 minutes into the conference was powered by biodeisel made from soybeans.

ring 05-17-2008 06:24 AM

One lost dental floss poster boy.

Jetée 05-20-2008 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels
"I need everyone to stop, please. One of my contact lenses dropped here."

I was surprised I found this one so funny. :D

jewels, have fun with your first go.

jewels 05-21-2008 07:23 AM

Okay, have fun:

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/image/funny/funny_454.jpg

Tophat665 05-21-2008 07:44 AM

If you don't put enough chlorine in the pool, virulent bacteria can thrive, leading to symptoms up to and including turning one into an 80 year old female reindeer with a very shiny nose.

Jetée 05-21-2008 10:45 AM

This is exactly the reason why I never learned to swim and I rarely bathe--I am petrified of the proliferation of Pennywise people in public waterways.

uncle phil 05-23-2008 03:37 AM

"is this the happy home, or the funny farm?"

ring 05-27-2008 10:05 AM

Proof, of, W.C. Fields and Rudolph's liason.

jewels 05-27-2008 10:10 AM

Oooh I like that one, ring. :lol: I think you just won.

ring 05-28-2008 04:41 AM

Thank you. Let us see what we can do with this one.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...m-web-view.jpg

uncle phil 05-28-2008 12:12 PM

"mork to orson; mork to orson...what's that buzzing sound coming from the lower right side of your talk-box?"

Tophat665 05-28-2008 04:55 PM

After reuniting the Skekses and Mystics and healing the Dark Crystal, Jen and Kira retired to this little bungalow in Buena Vista, where they have been fucking constantly since 1982 in a sweaty effort to resurrect the Gelfling race.

Jetée 05-30-2008 09:23 PM

That Keebler couple down the street sure knows how to keep to themselves, those self-righteous, conceited , cookie-cobbling content-free of clue sticks. I hate them—muchly.

ring 05-30-2008 09:42 PM

jetee has won accolades on this one...

you have winning winsome ways,that
will lead us on to further delightful visages,


Your turn dude.

uncle phil 06-06-2008 03:26 PM

jetee...wake up...

uncle phil 06-16-2008 01:43 PM

jet...where are ya, buddy...

ring 07-02-2008 04:22 PM

I believe he would like us to continue this game.
How 'bout you putting up a pic next, Sir Phil?

uncle phil 07-02-2008 04:27 PM

how about you, lady of the ring?

ring 07-02-2008 04:35 PM

I will look for something worthy..soon, okay?

uncle phil 07-02-2008 04:44 PM

's a'right...

ring 07-02-2008 04:54 PM

Have fun with this...

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ingy/silly.jpg

Tophat665 07-02-2008 07:44 PM

Dean Simmons? We have Picts on the Quad.

coldhands 07-03-2008 04:49 AM

Fraternity men can be such cavemen

uncle phil 07-03-2008 05:25 AM

"after this, it's the caber toss..."

fresnelly 07-03-2008 09:36 PM

"Despite putting on a homecoming pagent that both humbled the jocks and became the stuff of legend, Steve, Darrin, James, Alan and Cindy all flunked out their freshman year."

Grancey 07-03-2008 10:31 PM

See, I told you they weren't naked under the loin cloth.

ring 07-04-2008 10:10 AM

fresnelly wins!

It is time for you to pic.

Jetée 07-10-2008 06:45 AM

'Tis a week now, or on account of my skewed view of time, perhaps not. The one thing that is evident is that I would like for the hilarity and schtick to continue... so, if fresnelly is not notified of his superb ability to play with words, then the modulator has a free pass to conjure up a new round. :)

I'd do so myself considering, but I have no idea where in the world I'll be this afternoon, let alone a week from now. Have and consume good tidings from Vietnam abroad.

ring 07-10-2008 09:02 AM

My computer is ailing.
I cannot post pics till it is fixed I believe.

Jetee...if you have the time and capability, go for it.

coldhands 07-10-2008 09:07 AM

I'll start one then...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/...g?v=1213129235

ottopilot 07-10-2008 10:41 AM

Horror decapitation of popular Pea-Gladiator at the Vegetable Olympics!

Tophat665 07-10-2008 12:04 PM

It's full of country goodness and green pea-ness.

Redlemon 07-10-2008 12:05 PM

He was sentenced to death by a jury of his peas.

Sticky 07-10-2008 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon
He was sentenced to death by a jury of his peas.

I vote for this one not that my vote matters

coldhands 07-10-2008 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sticky
I vote for this one not that my vote matters

it's a contender....

uncle phil 07-11-2008 02:46 AM

the "two peas" rebel and are banished from the pod...

ottopilot 07-11-2008 12:57 PM

catastropeas

coldhands 07-11-2008 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot
catastropeas

Otto....you crack me up. You win!!

ottopilot 07-11-2008 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coldhands
Otto....you crack me up. You win!!

Yay!

Here's a new one...
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...07_468x599.jpg

jewels 07-12-2008 01:10 AM

Who looks more like Santa, me or Flipper?

coldhands 07-12-2008 03:33 AM

Flipper, for the last time, I can't deliver to the aquarium 'cause you don't have a chimney!

or

Whatever man, you dont have the suit, the belt, or the boots. You don't look more like Santa than I do.

or

I don't care what you say....according to Joan Rivers, white boots are totally appropriate for a summer Santa.

ottopilot 07-12-2008 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coldhands
Whatever man, you dont have the suit, the belt, or the boots. You don't look more like Santa than I do.

I like this one the best so far!

Tophat665 07-13-2008 06:42 AM

I don't get it. He keeps saying "Christian White's Aryan Reggae band".

coldhands 07-17-2008 08:38 AM

otto...can we announce a winner?

ottopilot 07-17-2008 09:27 AM

sorry ... falling down on the job. I was hoping for a few more responses.

Although they all got a laugh out of me... I have to throw it back to you coldhands. You win for ...

"Whatever man, you dont have the suit, the belt, or the boots. You don't look more like Santa than I do."!

coldhands 07-17-2008 09:49 AM

Thanks Otto...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2083/...764b8d.jpg?v=0

uncle phil 07-18-2008 01:58 AM

"belly dancer, my ass! i OWN this town!"

Tophat665 07-18-2008 06:16 AM

In those days there were giants in the Earth. And they were rednecks.

Redlemon 07-18-2008 06:33 AM

Look, it's right over there. Next to the black building. No, not the right side, the left side. Other left. Geez, look, it's walking toward us. No, not that bird...

Poppinjay 07-18-2008 07:01 AM

Sure, it was hard to find a uniform for Rafael, but he was the best damn dish installer at the satellite company.

coldhands 07-21-2008 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poppinjay (Post 2489519)
Sure, it was hard to find a uniform for Rafael, but he was the best damn dish installer at the satellite company.

Jay...you win. Post away

Poppinjay 07-21-2008 05:54 AM

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/p...7/41021616.jpg

coldhands 07-21-2008 06:00 AM

If you like how these guys play chess...you should watch them play Dungens and Dragons.

Redlemon 07-21-2008 06:29 AM

Just for information's sake...
Quote:

A match between two opponents consists of up to eleven alternating rounds of boxing and chess sessions, starting with a four-minute chess round followed by two minutes of boxing and so on.[1] Between rounds there is a one minute pause, during which competitors change their gear. The form of chess played is speed chess in which each competitor has a total of twelve minutes for the whole game. Competitors may win by knockout, checkmate, a judge's decision or if their opponent's twelve minutes of chess time elapses. If a contestant does not make a move in the chessround, he will be issued a warning by the referee and he must then make a move within the next 10 seconds.


fresnelly 07-21-2008 06:59 AM

"I must break you."

/sorry I missed my last win

uncle phil 07-21-2008 04:34 PM

"where's the broad with the big tits and the sign?"

Tophat665 07-22-2008 04:38 PM

An entirely different night in Bangkok.
Truly, a show with everything but Yul Brenner.
This grips me more than would a muddy old river or reclining buddha.

ottopilot 07-22-2008 04:46 PM

Listening to Human League really gets us in "the mood" while playing topless chess.

allaboutmusic 07-24-2008 05:16 PM

Image appears to have disappeared...

Bilbert 07-24-2008 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by allaboutmusic (Post 2494329)
Image appears to have disappeared...

Bummer.

coldhands 07-25-2008 04:05 AM

Jay, declare a winner and let's move on.

Poppinjay 07-30-2008 06:15 AM

Sorry, the D&D comment by coldhands made me snicker.

coldhands 07-30-2008 09:39 AM

sweet....

Try this one....

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/17...f54dbc.jpg?v=0

fresnelly 07-30-2008 09:51 AM

Jenna and Roy were later fired by BoxCo.

Willravel 07-30-2008 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coldhands (Post 2497535)

"I want you to put the sex back into the box industry."

"Fragile, Handle with care."

KellyC 07-30-2008 10:31 AM

Lesbians' box.

fresnelly 07-30-2008 11:02 AM

The boxing match proved to be less than entertaining.

coldhands 07-30-2008 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fresnelly (Post 2497597)
The boxing match proved to be less than entertaining.

This has to win. Love the dry-wit. Your turn to post.

uncle phil 07-31-2008 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coldhands (Post 2497616)
This has to win. Love the dry-wit. Your turn to post.

c'mon, you ought to give it a few days...what's the rush?

give's a few more people the opportunity to get involved...

i believe that's how we started out this thread...

Poppinjay 07-31-2008 03:12 AM

Like most chicks, Sara and Kelly liked to wear their boyfriend's boxers. Unlike most chicks, they were also very stupid.

coldhands 07-31-2008 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2498081)
c'mon, you ought to give it a few days...what's the rush?

give's a few more people the opportunity to get involved...

i believe that's how we started out this thread...

After being strong-armed by Uncle Phil ;) I have reconsidered and the race is still on....

ottopilot 07-31-2008 03:20 AM

An early work by Picasso experimenting with a digital camera.

Tophat665 07-31-2008 05:48 AM

While they agreed that they were indeed tight little boxes, Sheri and Julia figured they probably wouldn't help them pick up a better class of man.

ottopilot 07-31-2008 11:22 AM

Another failed attempt by Salvador Dali's near-do-well nephew (Steve) to ride the master's coat-tails.

speshul-k 08-01-2008 08:23 AM

Tonight on Fox!
When REAL DOLLS go bad.

coldhands 08-01-2008 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coldhands (Post 2498083)
After being strong-armed by Uncle Phil ;) I have reconsidered and the race is still on....

Uncle Phil, you declare the winner as my descision may not withstand a supreme-court challange....;)

jewels 08-01-2008 08:45 AM

You're the only one I've met who fits within the same confines!

uncle phil 08-02-2008 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coldhands (Post 2498934)
Uncle Phil, you declare the winner as my descision may not withstand a supreme-court challange....;)

c'mon, you can do it...

ottopilot 08-02-2008 09:36 AM

Hey Honey, lets play hide the perpendicular line!

or

Is this what they mean when people talk about lesbians and boxes?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/17...f54dbc.jpg?v=0

uncle phil 08-04-2008 02:52 AM

"so i guess an invitation to 'box lunch at the Y' would be inappropriate..."

ottopilot 08-04-2008 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2500371)
"so i guess an invitation to 'box lunch at the Y' would be inappropriate..."

I'd like to intervene and nominate Uncle Phil for this fine caption.

Jetée 08-08-2008 05:52 AM

Do we have a winner?

uncle phil 08-09-2008 04:14 AM

i will humbly accept otto's nomination...

here goes...


http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/f...ntheson236.jpg

Tophat665 08-09-2008 07:33 AM

OK, lets just get this out of the way:
"Why so serious?"

Jetée 08-09-2008 07:42 AM

The joke's actually on us, since she is, in fact, married to this zoot-suitin' bozo.

fresnelly 08-09-2008 08:06 AM

"If you take that photo, I'll punch this girl in the face!"

RetroGunslinger 08-09-2008 03:05 PM

"What the fuck is Carrot Top doing at Universal?"

spiderman 08-09-2008 04:00 PM

"I didn't say she was posing for pictures with the Joker, I said she was fucking Goofy!"

uncle phil 08-11-2008 03:11 PM

ok, y'all got 'til saturday early morning...

ottopilot 08-11-2008 09:45 PM

Michael Jackson completes the metamorphosis.

gardens 08-12-2008 12:18 AM

"When you said you'd pay me to take some pictures with you this is not what I had in mind"

uncle phil 08-16-2008 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fresnelly (Post 2503907)
"If you take that photo, I'll punch this girl in the face!"

we have a winner!!!

go for it, fresnelly...

fresnelly 08-16-2008 04:56 PM

Difficulty: No "I crush your head!"

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...rushurhead.jpg

Tophat665 08-16-2008 09:35 PM

I am so happy, my nipples are sticking out, like, this far.

coldhands 08-18-2008 11:30 AM

Did you see that, the guys javolin was only this big....

Willravel 08-18-2008 11:43 AM

"Go ahead any make Asian eyes, Spanish Olympic basketball team. I dare you. Here, I'll do it for you..."

hunnychile 08-18-2008 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2251263)
"Reporting live from Conjunction Junction..."

Uncle Phil definitely wins this one!!!:thumbsup:

Sorry a bit slow on the response for the Big Bird pic....oh well. My bad/


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