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Thank you. Now here's hoping this particular round will propagate a new pool of participants.
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"i'm as corny as kansas in august..."
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"I need everyone to stop, please. One of my contact lenses dropped here."
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The late Representative Chester Munson (D-Iowa) held a press conference on the benefits of ethanol as a motor fuel this Tuesday. In an ironic end to the story, the pickup truck that struck and killed him 4 minutes into the conference was powered by biodeisel made from soybeans.
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One lost dental floss poster boy.
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If you don't put enough chlorine in the pool, virulent bacteria can thrive, leading to symptoms up to and including turning one into an 80 year old female reindeer with a very shiny nose.
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This is exactly the reason why I never learned to swim and I rarely bathe--I am petrified of the proliferation of Pennywise people in public waterways.
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"is this the happy home, or the funny farm?"
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Proof, of, W.C. Fields and Rudolph's liason.
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Oooh I like that one, ring. :lol: I think you just won.
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Thank you. Let us see what we can do with this one.
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"mork to orson; mork to orson...what's that buzzing sound coming from the lower right side of your talk-box?"
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After reuniting the Skekses and Mystics and healing the Dark Crystal, Jen and Kira retired to this little bungalow in Buena Vista, where they have been fucking constantly since 1982 in a sweaty effort to resurrect the Gelfling race.
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That Keebler couple down the street sure knows how to keep to themselves, those self-righteous, conceited , cookie-cobbling content-free of clue sticks. I hate them—muchly.
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jetee has won accolades on this one...
you have winning winsome ways,that will lead us on to further delightful visages, Your turn dude. |
jetee...wake up...
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jet...where are ya, buddy...
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I believe he would like us to continue this game.
How 'bout you putting up a pic next, Sir Phil? |
how about you, lady of the ring?
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I will look for something worthy..soon, okay?
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's a'right...
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Dean Simmons? We have Picts on the Quad.
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Fraternity men can be such cavemen
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"after this, it's the caber toss..."
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"Despite putting on a homecoming pagent that both humbled the jocks and became the stuff of legend, Steve, Darrin, James, Alan and Cindy all flunked out their freshman year."
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See, I told you they weren't naked under the loin cloth.
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fresnelly wins!
It is time for you to pic. |
'Tis a week now, or on account of my skewed view of time, perhaps not. The one thing that is evident is that I would like for the hilarity and schtick to continue... so, if fresnelly is not notified of his superb ability to play with words, then the modulator has a free pass to conjure up a new round. :)
I'd do so myself considering, but I have no idea where in the world I'll be this afternoon, let alone a week from now. Have and consume good tidings from Vietnam abroad. |
My computer is ailing.
I cannot post pics till it is fixed I believe. Jetee...if you have the time and capability, go for it. |
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Horror decapitation of popular Pea-Gladiator at the Vegetable Olympics!
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It's full of country goodness and green pea-ness.
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He was sentenced to death by a jury of his peas.
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the "two peas" rebel and are banished from the pod...
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catastropeas
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Who looks more like Santa, me or Flipper?
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Flipper, for the last time, I can't deliver to the aquarium 'cause you don't have a chimney!
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I don't get it. He keeps saying "Christian White's Aryan Reggae band".
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otto...can we announce a winner?
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sorry ... falling down on the job. I was hoping for a few more responses.
Although they all got a laugh out of me... I have to throw it back to you coldhands. You win for ... "Whatever man, you dont have the suit, the belt, or the boots. You don't look more like Santa than I do."! |
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"belly dancer, my ass! i OWN this town!"
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In those days there were giants in the Earth. And they were rednecks.
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Look, it's right over there. Next to the black building. No, not the right side, the left side. Other left. Geez, look, it's walking toward us. No, not that bird...
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Sure, it was hard to find a uniform for Rafael, but he was the best damn dish installer at the satellite company.
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If you like how these guys play chess...you should watch them play Dungens and Dragons.
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Just for information's sake...
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"I must break you."
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"where's the broad with the big tits and the sign?"
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An entirely different night in Bangkok.
Truly, a show with everything but Yul Brenner. This grips me more than would a muddy old river or reclining buddha. |
Listening to Human League really gets us in "the mood" while playing topless chess.
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Jay, declare a winner and let's move on.
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Sorry, the D&D comment by coldhands made me snicker.
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Jenna and Roy were later fired by BoxCo.
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"Fragile, Handle with care." |
Lesbians' box.
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The boxing match proved to be less than entertaining.
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give's a few more people the opportunity to get involved... i believe that's how we started out this thread... |
Like most chicks, Sara and Kelly liked to wear their boyfriend's boxers. Unlike most chicks, they were also very stupid.
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An early work by Picasso experimenting with a digital camera.
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While they agreed that they were indeed tight little boxes, Sheri and Julia figured they probably wouldn't help them pick up a better class of man.
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Another failed attempt by Salvador Dali's near-do-well nephew (Steve) to ride the master's coat-tails.
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Tonight on Fox!
When REAL DOLLS go bad. |
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You're the only one I've met who fits within the same confines!
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Hey Honey, lets play hide the perpendicular line!
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"so i guess an invitation to 'box lunch at the Y' would be inappropriate..."
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Do we have a winner?
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i will humbly accept otto's nomination...
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OK, lets just get this out of the way:
"Why so serious?" |
The joke's actually on us, since she is, in fact, married to this zoot-suitin' bozo.
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"If you take that photo, I'll punch this girl in the face!"
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"What the fuck is Carrot Top doing at Universal?"
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"I didn't say she was posing for pictures with the Joker, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
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ok, y'all got 'til saturday early morning...
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Michael Jackson completes the metamorphosis.
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"When you said you'd pay me to take some pictures with you this is not what I had in mind"
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I am so happy, my nipples are sticking out, like, this far.
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Did you see that, the guys javolin was only this big....
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"Go ahead any make Asian eyes, Spanish Olympic basketball team. I dare you. Here, I'll do it for you..."
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