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Tophat665 08-20-2007 08:07 PM

Francis? Francis? What did you do with the other half of the plane. Francis? Stop staring blankly at the sky at come over here and tell me what you did with the rest of this airplane.

Quote:

Originally Posted by forgotten_dream
Every day, thosands of planes just like this one beach themselves and are stranded. But with your help, we can return these majestic creatures to their ocean home.

Darn you, forgotten_dream. Darn you to heck! That's the very first thing that popped into my head.

ironpham 08-20-2007 11:27 PM

Transformers, less than meets the eye.

Tophat665 08-21-2007 03:45 AM

Maureen was the world's best plane caller. She could stand on the beach and call them right up onto the sand to beg for scraps.

uncle phil 08-21-2007 05:20 AM

"Thanks for putting your top back on, honey..."

Sticky 08-21-2007 07:55 AM

"The same thing every vacation...so boring...why do we come here anymore"

Redlemon 08-22-2007 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bachmelle
And this was the day they closed the clothing-optional beach

Did you actually recognize the photo? Because they didn't close it, but...
Quote:

Date: 06 December 2001
Airline: Trans Air Link
Flight No.: ---
Aircraft: Convair CV-580F
Location: Haulover Beach, Florida
Fatalities: 0:2

Photographer: AP
The cargo aircraft was on a short flight from Ft. Lauderdale-Hollywood to Opa Locka when the Captain reported engine trouble. The aircraft was successfully ditched into the Atlantic Ocean several hundred meters off Haulover Beach. Both crewmembers survived with minor injuries. The aircraft was not carrying any cargo at the time of the accident.

...Haulover Beach is one of the USA's top nude beaches.

IT2002 08-22-2007 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fresnelly
Allrighty. Let's see what we can come up with for this one:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...picture063.jpg

Cuban plane seeks asylum in United States.

Midnight 08-22-2007 10:34 PM

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8...ture063sv0.jpg

"Oy! Stay out of the water there mate! If the jellyfish are taking out planes now - imagine what they'd do to your sorry ass!"

fresnelly 08-23-2007 06:44 PM

Ha! All the entries were great! It was tough to choose, but I'm going to go with Sticky's:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sticky
"The same thing every vacation...so boring...why do we come here anymore"

It tells a great story. :thumbsup:

Sticky 08-24-2007 09:08 AM

Awesome.

Here is the next one
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/5201/weird446rt4.jpg

fresnelly 08-24-2007 06:14 PM

...Nothin' but net.

or,

Needles to say, Godzilla did not make the team.

albania 08-24-2007 06:25 PM

Honey, please remember where we parked the car.

Jetée 09-06-2007 03:45 AM

It would seem as though MLS has tried every technique in order to have the sport appeal to a wider audience, even going so far as hiring the mythically massive and powerful Titans from Bangladesh... sigh, it was too bad they had no coordination whatsoever.

Tophat665 09-06-2007 04:11 AM

..And that's the way the Mercedes Bends.

or

Benz it like Beckham.

Sticky 09-06-2007 05:09 AM

fresnelly wins
Quote:

Originally Posted by fresnelly
Needles to say, Godzilla did not make the team.

let's continue.

fresnelly 09-08-2007 03:54 PM

I'm unable able to post any photos until later this week so someone else should go in my place. I cede it to TopHat665's "..And that's the way the Mercedes Bends." because I found it punny.

Sticky 09-19-2007 05:17 AM

fresnelly??? TopHat665???

Munku 09-19-2007 11:46 PM

The god's are playing soccer again.

Jetée 09-22-2007 07:10 PM

As initializer, I think I should pick it up from where we last begun (since both Tophat665 and fresnelly were unable to produce a Pic)

We roll off anew with:


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1437/...c330a346_b.jpg
by Frederick Williams.

Sticky 09-24-2007 07:04 AM

"When you're a Jet
You're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dying day"

Jetée 10-04-2007 02:59 PM

I suppose with a lack of participation, this round should go to you, Sticky.

If there is no reply within two days, then by all means go ahead and start a new round. :)

Chiyachan 10-04-2007 03:45 PM

Cool! These antigravity shoes actually work! Look at me everyone!

Tophat665 10-06-2007 06:31 AM

Drat and blast. Apologies, folks. :(

I'll try and get back with it when Sticky posts.

For the last one - It's the warm ups for the Toronto MetroBreeze of the all Canada Synchronized Fart Association. Break like the wind, guys.

fresnelly 10-07-2007 04:42 AM

"...but it wasn't until their later ground breaking album of free-verse spoken word poetry that Der Kinder Jungen found the critical success they so badly craved."

Jetée 10-09-2007 04:43 AM

I do appreciate the later participation and captions, but I still think Sticky's stands head and shoulders above the rest.

Sticky can take it over officially now. :thumbsup:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sticky
"When you're a Jet
You're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dying day"

Prized Pic:
http://bighugelabs.com/thumbs/a80259...ner3288293.jpg

Sticky 10-12-2007 05:32 AM

OK,

Sorry for the delay (I have not been around).

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5...zy14pv0mv5.jpg

Tophat665 10-12-2007 08:35 AM

AFLAC exposed!

Elegia 10-12-2007 10:53 AM

Act cute and cuddly, boys, cute and cuddly...

Jetée 10-12-2007 01:53 PM

A bird in the hand is worth two less in the bank.

fresnelly 10-13-2007 03:46 AM

Before he made his fortune in Oil Futures, Scrooge McDuck often employed less scrupulous methods.

uncle phil 10-14-2007 04:23 PM

"and you thought this was just a simple game of 'duck, duck, goose...'"

Sticky 10-14-2007 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
AFLAC exposed!


I give ht win to Tophat665.

Tophat665 10-15-2007 06:37 AM

Thanks! :-)
I'll see what I can come up with today and post it this evening.

Tophat665 10-16-2007 06:58 AM

http://www.nottingham.ac.uk/brewings...g/course-1.jpg

OK, folks. Make me proud!

Sticky 10-17-2007 05:18 AM

Oh man...Mary, your bunsen burner is beautiful...quick cover it up before Phil turns back around.

uncle phil 10-17-2007 05:22 AM

"But Dr. Lecter, we want to serve you while it's still beating!"

fresnelly 10-17-2007 09:21 AM

Come here often?

forgotten_dream 10-17-2007 09:25 PM

Is that a trimethylxanthine in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Tophat665 10-22-2007 04:33 PM

OK, Seem to have reached a lull...
While phil made a strong showing, I am happy to see that

forgotten_dream is our winner.

Take it away, FD!

LazyBoy 10-22-2007 11:03 PM

"If you only knew what I had under this pocket protector"

-Will

Tophat665 10-26-2007 03:16 PM

Four days later and no picture.
Phil! Over to you monsieur.

Jetée 10-26-2007 03:50 PM

So you thought phil's caption to be second-best (I really enjoyed the off-guard simplicity of fresnelly's myself).

A simple PM might help in future instances. :)


But yes, if ever this game should pass without a new host to serve up a picture, either I or phil will decide to start another new round.

uncle phil 10-27-2007 02:48 AM

ok, i'll give y'all a few days on this one...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...phil/knits.jpg

fresnelly 10-28-2007 02:12 AM

Reached from the head office in Des Moines, ICSPA chairman Steven Masterson said "In her prime she was truly amazing - a real force to be reckoned with. I just don't think we're going to see a champion like Justine again for a long, long time. This is a really sad day for competitive stamp pasting."

Jetée 10-28-2007 03:43 PM

This is Laura Patten, of Illinois, who now stands eternally still because she refused to listen to her parents' scoldings and warnings about the debilitating condition of "facially freezing". Oh, why did she always feel the need to blow raspberries; now she'll never be able to so again.

uncle phil 10-31-2007 03:59 PM

c'mon, guys...i'm picking a winner sunday night...

Tophat665 11-01-2007 05:36 AM

WRONG! In order to catch snowflakes on one's tongue, first, wait until it snows.

Jetée 11-02-2007 03:44 PM

Disregard my previous caption, and substitute it with this one:


"This is what I think of your new plaid-corduroy suit!"

uncle phil 11-05-2007 01:47 PM

fresnelly wins...

go, dude...

uncle phil 11-13-2007 03:30 AM

hello...anybody home?

Jetée 11-13-2007 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
hello...anybody home?

Barring fresnelly's return and prompt response, would you like to set up the next round, or should I?

Give it a day's breather, at most.

uncle phil 11-14-2007 10:05 AM

if we don't hear anything, start one up at your leisure, jetee...

ring 11-14-2007 04:38 PM

I don't want to take anyones award away but this photo reminds me of what an evil older sister I was, and dared my sister Janie to stick her tongue on the frozen flag pole.

I felt so bad right after, running to the house to get the Kool-aid pitcher,
filled it with warm water, poured it on my sisters toungue, and swore to God I would never do any more mean things ever.

fresnelly 11-16-2007 07:22 PM

Sorry for the delay folks.

Next up:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...s/155_5526.jpg

Tophat665 11-17-2007 07:17 AM

Ahh, Mr. Peterson, we meet again, but this time the advantage is mine. Stare into my eyes. Can you feel the diabolical cuteness overcoming your reason? Your will fading, slipping away? Yes? Yes. You are in my power now, totally under my control. Now put me on your shoulder and bring me to your garbage cans. We'll have such fun strewing the contents about your yard. Muuuhuhuhuhahahahahahah!

ring 11-17-2007 07:47 AM

It is not polite to stare while I am relieving myself so neatly over the edge here.

Jetée 11-21-2007 03:15 AM

Do you know what I am? Then you cannot be so sure I won't attack you in the slightest instance you reach for the phone, can you?

uncle phil 11-21-2007 10:48 AM

"I am now going up to my room to look for Gideon's Bible..."

Sun Tzu 11-23-2007 07:20 PM

Every stand back, I shall now do a lethal chop and splinter this board into pieces.

fresnelly 11-26-2007 01:31 PM

I'm going to go with TopHat's.

Game on!

Tophat665 11-26-2007 09:00 PM

Thanks. Phil's was good and sneaky too.
Let's see what we can get from this....
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y24...4f0ad777ca.jpg

uncle phil 11-27-2007 04:11 AM

"Here they come to
Snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster
You know he ain't gonna die..."

ring 11-27-2007 07:07 AM

I'll blind him with the reflection, it works with mirrors does it not?

Sticky 11-27-2007 03:01 PM

"nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop"

Jetée 11-30-2007 03:52 PM

Oh, for Holy Christopher's Sake! He's running with his balls on the field again, and he just bargained it all with a scorpion kick. Get this ref outta here!

Tophat665 12-04-2007 06:40 PM

Nothing for 4 days...

This round to Phil.

uncle phil 12-05-2007 03:38 AM

here we go...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...einnyc2005.jpg

Tophat665 12-05-2007 07:04 AM

Phil's weekend at Bernie's

Fly 12-05-2007 01:02 PM

see how i'm holding Hanx up........he's like a puppet

fresnelly 12-07-2007 01:29 PM

"please...help..me... He's going...to...kill me...when you leave."

ring 12-07-2007 02:01 PM

I'd like you to meet my other color blind fashion consultant brother named Daryll.

uncle phil 12-11-2007 03:37 AM

c'mon, people...i'm picking a winner friday...

Jetée 12-13-2007 03:19 AM

"I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."

BottledUpJeanie 12-13-2007 03:46 AM

"Your Picasso on the far wall... Is it upside down?..."

uncle phil 12-14-2007 03:48 AM

and here would be our winner:

Quote:

Originally Posted by fresnelly
"please...help..me... He's going...to...kill me...when you leave."

go wild, fresnelly...

fresnelly 12-21-2007 11:08 AM

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...antlobster.jpg

Tophat665 12-21-2007 05:20 PM

Ribbed for her pleasure.

OR

Kiss a crustacean to save this fair nation.

/ That really reminds me of some of the borderline tentacle rape art Kelly Frease did in Medea: Harlan's world

ItWasMe 12-22-2007 05:53 PM

This is much better than a prince.

Jetée 12-28-2007 02:30 PM

She's thinking: "This'd be great with butter and tartar sauce!"

It's thinking: "She'd go great with sea salt and seaweed!"

ring 12-28-2007 02:37 PM

" I must have your hair extensions "

Chiyachan 12-28-2007 03:44 PM

"Arrrgh! It's gonna eat me!"

uncle phil 12-30-2007 02:09 PM

"G'won, try and choke me, you chicken!"

fresnelly 12-31-2007 08:22 AM

I like Jetee's; very Far Side.

You're up!

Jetée 04-29-2008 05:14 PM

Hey, I won! :D

Aw, it took me four months to find out. :(


No matter, the machine will start up again.

This round's photo shall be:
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z...s_-PatPat-.jpg

Tophat665 04-29-2008 05:34 PM

The day they turned of the gravity in Yunnan prefecture.

OR

With my Walks-barefoot-on-stubble technique, I will hit you so hard your shoes and shirt fly off. See!

lotsofmagnets 04-29-2008 06:28 PM

"Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know"

ring 04-30-2008 07:16 AM

Martial artists ejected from the community, for wearing clothing with pockets.

jewels 05-02-2008 05:50 AM

"There! I headbutted that outfit higher than you!"

Jetée 05-04-2008 03:15 AM

Oh... :)

I meant to bump this up yesterday for a final call, so I guess I'll choose a winner tonight.

Jetée 05-05-2008 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
The day they turned of the gravity in Yunnan prefecture.

Winner.

Up-and-at-em, TopHat. The show is yours.

Tophat665 05-05-2008 05:34 PM

Thanks!
Let's see what this one does....
http://www.kenludwig.com/Resized%20t...r%20%20169.JPG

ring 05-05-2008 07:46 PM

Meltdown 101

uncle phil 05-06-2008 03:01 AM

"that's All You've Got???"

(my caps are not working... :( )

uncle phil 05-08-2008 02:48 AM

"that's All You've Got???"

Jetée 05-08-2008 12:50 PM

THAT's ALL YOU"VE GOT???

uncle phil 05-08-2008 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée
THAT's ALL YOU"VE GOT???


thanks, jet...

Tophat665 05-09-2008 05:43 AM

Is this all I've got? Picking a winner Sunday.

Jetée 05-10-2008 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665


"Even if you cannot escape a woman's scorn, for everything else you can and will need to avoid, there's Mastercard--even if you cannot buy her a new untarnished soul, you can definitely buy a taxi to get her away from you."

Jetée 05-14-2008 03:04 PM

Tophat?

Tophat665 05-14-2008 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée
"Even if you cannot escape a woman's scorn, for everything else you can and will need to avoid, there's Mastercard--even if you cannot buy her a new untarnished soul, you can definitely buy a taxi to get her away from you."

That's our winner. Make us proud, Jetée.

- Sorry about the brainfart on this. Busy week.


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