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pixelbend 10-21-2005 04:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChistledStone
Dental Plan!
Would be Lenny.

How about this one?
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChistledStone
Thanks a lot Marge. That was our only burlesque house.

Derwood 10-21-2005 05:03 AM
Reverend Lovejoy

Quote:
"They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing....oh wait, there they go."

albania 10-21-2005 07:19 AM
Your quote is otto, and it has been used before.
There was a mistake in the order because i had already answered the one ChistledStone answered but no matter, here's the new one...
Quote:
"I know it seems farfetched, even insulting to your intelligence, but there's a simple and highly satisfying explanation."

Ishmal 10-21-2005 04:18 PM
"I know it seems farfetched, even insulting to your intelligence, but there's a simple and highly satisfying explanation."

was said by Lisa.

try:

Quote:
"I ought to club them and eat their bones!"

albania 10-21-2005 05:13 PM
whew almost stumped me, it took me a while cause it's out of context, it's Burns.
The line before it makes that quote come to life it's Smithers and he says something like, (paraphrasing)"Your popularity is low people think you're something of an ogre"
Here’s the new one…
Quote:
A Jewish entertainer, get out of here!

cj2112 10-21-2005 05:49 PM
That'd be Homer in the episode where they reunite Krusty and his father.
Quote:
Being popular is the most important thing in the world.

Ishmal 10-21-2005 05:53 PM
Being popular is the most important thing in the world.

that was Homer again.

i'll use:

Quote:
"I got a funny story about that. Well it's not so much funny as it is long."

albania 10-21-2005 06:10 PM
Your quote is Abe Simpson,
new quote(really easy I think)
Quote:
"I don't think this contest is over yet Buzz. If that is your real name."
and from the same episode..
Quote:
"Default. Woowho! The two sweetest words in the English language."

Ishmal 10-21-2005 07:08 PM
that was Homer.

how about:

Quote:
"I'm not calling you a liar but....I can't think of a way to finish that sentence."

albania 10-21-2005 07:15 PM
It was Bart. Homer has too many good lines.
New....
Quote:
"What the hell happened to my dogs? I want answers".

Ishmal 10-21-2005 07:49 PM
ooo...

that one had me thinkin hard...

that was Quimby wasn't it???

refering to hotdogs.

NEW:

Quote:
The walls are melting again.

darens42 10-21-2005 07:51 PM
edited....

albania 10-22-2005 08:33 AM
Yep you got it. Ishmal you quote is Marge i think. She drinks something and the walls turn a different color.
New quote(obscure):
Quote:
"Yes, all the employees got some in exchange for waiving certain Constitutional rights."

Manuel Hong 10-22-2005 12:03 PM
that was a stock broker to Homer.

"I'm gonna buy you a steak the size of a toilet seat!"

albania 10-22-2005 04:47 PM
Your quote is Moe when he gets a date.
new one ....
Quote:
"He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star".

Kostya 10-23-2005 05:09 AM
Abe Simpson referring to the many facets of his son...

Quote:
So this is what is sounds like... when doves cry.

Ishmal 10-23-2005 04:49 PM
that was Milhouse.

when he met his Shellbieville(sp) double.

new:

Quote:
"Poachers are nature's way of keeping the balance. Whenever there are so many species that people get confused and angry a poacher is born."

albania 10-24-2005 09:17 AM
That was Homer.
New...
Quote:
"My car gets fourty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I like it"

Ishmal 10-24-2005 04:13 PM
that one, was Abe.

Quote:
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos

cj2112 10-24-2005 05:11 PM
That was Homer
Quote:
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work

fresnelly 10-24-2005 05:42 PM
That was Kent Brockman reporting in the comet episode.

Quote:
I moe, I moe...

Ishmal 10-24-2005 09:14 PM
Quote:
I moe, I moe...
was Marge.

NEXT:

Quote:
The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few.

pixelbend 10-25-2005 04:51 AM
That was Grandpa

NEXT:

Quote:
I warned ya about the colored chalk! Didn't I warn ya? That chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!

guthmund 10-25-2005 05:34 AM
Quote:
I warned ya about the colored chalk! Didn't I warn ya? That chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!
Groundskeeper Willie, of course. :)

NEXT:
Quote:
No! I'm here for Microwave Cookery. No, wait. Coping with Senility.

Ishmal 10-25-2005 05:02 PM
that quote was Jasper.

NEXT:

Quote:
(holding Maggie): Uh, oh. I smell something stinky. Oh, it's me.

aKula 10-25-2005 05:37 PM
That would be Barney.
Quote:
Whod've thought a nuclear plant could be such a deathtrap?

Ishmal 10-25-2005 10:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Germans
Whod've thought a nuclear plant could be such a deathtrap?
that was the Germans wasn't it???

when they bought the Power Plant??

assuming i'm right...

NEW:

Quote:
Originally Posted by ???
Is it, or is it that you girl scouts can't admit that you have a problem?

spectre 10-26-2005 02:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barney
Is it, or is it that you girl scouts can't admit that you have a problem?
It was Barney.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ???
when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

Ishmal 10-26-2005 04:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ralph
when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.
was Ralph

Quote:
Originally Posted by ???
But my mom says I'm cool.
**message too short**

albania 10-27-2005 09:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Milhouse
But my mom says I'm cool.
That was milhouse
and a new one
Quote:
Originally Posted by ??
"Stop, I left my gun on the seat."

Poppinjay 10-27-2005 09:54 AM
Quote:
"Stop, I left my gun on the seat."
Willy, Treehouse of Horror

I hope I'm playing this right....

new one:

Quote:
"Prayer... the last refuge of a scoundrel"

pixelbend 10-27-2005 11:10 AM
that would be Lisa

next:
Quote:
The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.

albania 10-27-2005 12:58 PM
That would be Dr. Nick i think, and poppinjay you are playing it right.
New one...
Quote:
Originally Posted by ??
" I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!"

Ishmal 10-27-2005 04:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Homer
" I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!"
that was Homer when he was without Beer & TV

Quote:
Originally Posted by ???
So I said to myself: what would God do in this situation?

Ishmal 10-28-2005 03:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Homer
So I said to myself: what would God do in this situation?
that was Homer...

hows about somthing easier???

Quote:
Originally Posted by ???
Now where's my card. Ok, I'm an elk, a communist, the president of the gay and lesbian comittee for some reason, oh here it is. The Stone cutters.

Kadath 10-28-2005 04:19 PM
Quote:
Now where's my card. Ok, I'm an elk, a communist, the president of the gay and lesbian comittee for some reason, oh here it is. The Stone cutters.
That's Grampa, helping Homer join the future "No Homers" club.

From the episode I watched tonight:

Quote:
Looks like the only guns left are in my cold, dead hands.

albania 10-31-2005 12:29 PM
hmm...you got me, maybe a hint...

Kadath 10-31-2005 01:40 PM
It's from a recent treehouse of horror.

Ishmal 10-31-2005 03:55 PM
i'm stumped as well.

good one Kadath!

Willravel 10-31-2005 04:15 PM
Wasn't that from the episode in which guns are banned and the zombies rise to take over? Wasn't that Treehouse of Horror 13 (season 14, episode 1)?


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