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darens42 12-16-2004 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath
A tough one, give me all the people who say this:

"Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer! Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!"

is homer's bowling team the Pin Pals (Otto, Apu & Moe)

New:

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Ishmal 12-16-2004 09:27 PM

that one my friend... was Homer


new:

Quote:

Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender.

Kadath 12-17-2004 10:08 AM

That's Homer too, I think. He has too many of the good lines.

"Since they stopped testing on animals, a guy like me can really clean up!"

Camelbackcinema 12-17-2004 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath
"Since they stopped testing on animals, a guy like me can really clean up!"

That's Barney Gumbel, right before he reveals his extra ears.


'I don't know, guts, black stuff, and about 50 Slim Jim's.'

Ishmal 12-17-2004 05:11 PM

Hmmm... that'd be Nelson right???

asuming i'm right...

NEW:

Quote:

"Ah! The searing kiss of hot lead; how I misssed you! I mean, I think I'm dying."

darens42 12-17-2004 08:54 PM

Ishmal's is Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

New:

I'd like to introduce Ned Flanders, my best friend.

Ishmal 12-19-2004 05:42 PM

darens is Homer...

NEW:

"Ah, ah, uh, sorry I'm late, there was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying"

a-j 12-19-2004 05:56 PM

Ishmal's is Professor Frink

Next: "Nobody pouts going into a jiggy."

Ishmal 12-19-2004 06:32 PM

a-j's is Nelson...

NEW: (hopefully a hard one)

"I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears"

deekaybee 12-19-2004 06:54 PM

Ishmal - Sideshow bob's brother (cecill?)

"if that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say I don't also blow"

Ishmal 12-19-2004 08:05 PM

deekaybee - Diamond Joe Quimby

Ummm... NEW:

"Mankind has always dreamed of destroying the sun"

darens42 12-19-2004 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
"Mankind has always dreamed of destroying the sun"

is Monty 'Ex-cellent! Everything is falling into place...' Burns

new

Heh heh heh. Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can... you?

Kadath 12-19-2004 08:38 PM

The giggle gives it away. It's from the same episode, Hibbert. He appears to be talking to the audience, but in fact is speaking to Wiggum, who says something like "I suppose I could give it a shot, it is my job, after all."

"Inflammable means flammable? What a country."

Ishmal 12-19-2004 09:06 PM

dr. nick... am i right Kadath??? i think i am...

New:

"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

darens42 12-19-2004 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

is homer

new

I can't go to juvey. They use guys like me as currency.

deekaybee 12-19-2004 10:07 PM

darens42 - Milhouse

new

Sometimes a guy just likes his skin to look its yellowest

Ishmal 12-19-2004 10:50 PM

Daren: Milhouse


NEW:

"I want what the dog's eating"

thebiz 12-19-2004 10:55 PM

"I never heard the word 'embiggens' before I moved to springfield."

"I don't know why not. It's a perfectly cromulent word."

Ishmal 12-19-2004 10:59 PM

sorry...

deekaybee: Bart

my previous one is still my choice:

Quote:

"I want what the dog's eating"

Kadath 12-20-2004 06:31 AM

Maggie, as intepreted by Herb(Homer's half-brother)'s baby translator. He responds "I'll get you something nice." My favorite line from the translator: "This leash demeans us both."

One of the best bits of dialogue from the Simpsons ever, easy, but why not:
"Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. (buzz)
A date. (buzz)
Dinner with friends (buzz)
Dinner alone. (buzz)
Watching TV alone. (buzz)
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (buzz)
Sears catalog. (ding)
Now would you unhook this already? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (buzz)"

Ishmal 12-20-2004 04:32 PM

Kadath: Moe Syzlak

he was hooked up to a lie machine... talking to Lou and Eddie???


NEW: "Are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?"

darens42 12-20-2004 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebiz
"I never heard the word 'embiggens' before I moved to springfield."

"I don't know why not. It's a perfectly cromulent word."

These have been quoted before - please read the thread to see what has been quoted from the get go

darens42 12-20-2004 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
"Are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?"

is marge

new:

OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people...
...under the supervision of the reverse vampires...
...are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass, here, people...

Kadath 12-21-2004 08:02 AM

Bart, in the Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic episode, pulling together the threads of the children's theories on why their parents are all going home so early. They are actually having sex, thanks to the tonic. Excellent quote!

This one may be difficult, but I watched it last night, so it's in my head.

"The national weather service says dawn is still scheduled for 6:20 tomorrow and to please stop calling."

Kadath 12-21-2004 08:46 PM

It was Lisa, to her father, who was hoping to avoid his duel.

Someone else.

darens42 12-21-2004 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darens42
OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people...
...under the supervision of the reverse vampires...
...are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass, here, people...

is actually Milhouse Van Houten

darens42 12-21-2004 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath
It was Lisa, to her father, who was hoping to avoid his duel.


dude... give us a chance to reply

new:

Ooh, Mama! This is finally really happening. After years of disappointment with get-rich-quick schemes, I know I'm gonna get rich with this scheme...and quick!

Kadath 12-22-2004 06:35 AM

Sorry darens. I am cautious about killing the thread, as it's on life support. I will give questions 24 hours instead of 12 in the future.

Ishmal 12-22-2004 04:59 PM

darens is homer

NEW:

"Faucet's jammed into my back... I'm stuck!"

Kadath 12-22-2004 07:52 PM

Crap. That's...Homer, because then he snaps it off and Marge gets the water right in the face.

"I have caught word that a child is using his imagination and I've come to put a stop to it. "

darens42 12-22-2004 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath
"I have caught word that a child is using his imagination and I've come to put a stop to it. "

is skinner

new:

Ketchup... Catsup...

Ishmal 12-22-2004 09:35 PM

darens is Mr Burns

NEW:

"GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!"

darens42 12-22-2004 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
"GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!"

is groundskeeper willie

new:

Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Ishmal 12-22-2004 10:57 PM

that is Lisa.

NEW:

"How would you like it if I licked your face and was sniffing at your crotch all the time?"

Rlyss 12-23-2004 03:23 AM

"If you did it, sir?" That's Smithers to Mr Burns.

Next up: "No Ralph, that's an F. I must have spilled some kahlua."

gonad 12-23-2004 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rlyss
"If you did it, sir?" That's Smithers to Mr Burns.

Next up: "No Ralph, that's an F. I must have spilled some kahlua."


That's Miss Hoover, as in, "Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and I accidentaly ate him, can I have a new one?"

Next:

"I used to be 'with it.' Then they changed what 'it' was. Now what's 'it' is weird and scary. It'll happen to you!"

neddy65 12-23-2004 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonad
That's Miss Hoover, as in, "Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and I accidentaly ate him, can I have a new one?"

Next:

"I used to be 'with it.' Then they changed what 'it' was. Now what's 'it' is weird and scary. It'll happen to you!"


Is Abe Simpson.


"Uh Chief, he's driving a tank"

Kadath 12-23-2004 12:41 PM

Lou? And I will add some characters to bring this post up to the minimum.

Ishmal 12-23-2004 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rlyss
"If you did it, sir?" That's Smithers to Mr Burns.

thats actually burns to smithers... right characters wrong order... LOL. :lol:

and Kadath: ??? (no quote)

neddy65 12-23-2004 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
thats actually burns to smithers... right characters wrong order... LOL. :lol:

and Kadath: ??? (no quote)


Smithers to Burns I'm afraid.
Mr. Burns asks if he would like it(Smithers) if he was to sniff his crotch and Smithers responds with " If you did it sir?"


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