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Ishmal 12-23-2004 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neddy
Smithers to Burns I'm afraid.
Mr. Burns asks if he would like it(Smithers) if he was to sniff his crotch and Smithers responds with " If you did it sir?"

yer...

and my quote was
Quote:

Originally Posted by ishmal
"How would you like it if I licked your face and was sniffing at your crotch all the time?"

therefore my quote was burns to smithers!!!

(someone please tell me i'm right??? or i'll go insaine) :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Rlyss 12-23-2004 07:27 PM

I think everyone's right :) Burns says 'How would you like it' to Smithers, and Smithers says 'If you did it?' to Burns. So a bit of confusion there, I should have said it was Burns to Smithers.

And Kadath it's your turn to post a quote mate :)

neddy65 12-23-2004 07:29 PM

Apologies Ishmal, I lost track of the quotes and misunderstood your response.
Your quote was as you said --Burns to Smithers but Rylss's answer was a qoute of Smithers to Burns. :)



"Stay away from the west side" :thumbsup:

darens42 12-24-2004 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neddy65
"Stay away from the west side" :thumbsup:

is Cookie Kwan, Lionel Hutz's number one west side real estate agent

new:

I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.

neddy65 12-25-2004 07:14 AM

Is Bart Simpson during a teacher's variety show.



"Sir you cannot pee unless you are an employee" --set to the tune of Don't Fence Me In.--

darens42 12-25-2004 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neddy65
"Sir you cannot pee unless you are an employee" --set to the tune of Don't Fence Me In.--

is Apu

since we're singing... who sings this?

Oy, the way the Bee Gee's played,
Movies John Travolta made,
Guessing how much Elvis weighed,
Those were the days!
And you knew where you were then,
Watching shows like "Gentle Ben",
Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again!
Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac,
Coming out of my eight-track,
Michael Jackson still was black, those were the days!

neddy65 12-27-2004 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darens42
since we're singing... who sings this?

Oy, the way the Bee Gee's played,
Movies John Travolta made,
Guessing how much Elvis weighed,
Those were the days!
And you knew where you were then,
Watching shows like "Gentle Ben",
Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again!
Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac,
Coming out of my eight-track,
Michael Jackson still was black, those were the days!


Are Marge and Homer

"not the sky! That's where clouds are born"

darens42 12-27-2004 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neddy65
"not the sky! That's where clouds are born"

is Sideshow Melvin Van Horne

new:

What a great pot party!

pixelbend 12-28-2004 06:24 AM

Flanders playing "Mad Dog"

new:
"The stage was now set for the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft."

Rlyss 12-28-2004 06:58 AM

That's Homer talking to Bart about his 70s rock bands.

New quote: "I dunno. Gotta nuke something."

Ishmal 12-28-2004 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neddy
I lost track of the quotes and misunderstood your response.

whew, i'm not insane... :crazy: :crazy: :lol: :crazy: :crazy:

Rlyss is Nelson


NEW: "I'm at war with a little girl! And I'm losing!"

darens42 12-31-2004 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
"I'm at war with a little girl! And I'm losing!"

i dunno... is it burns?

Ishmal 01-03-2005 05:16 PM

yer it was...

sorry i bn away so long, i didn't have access 2 a comp.

ur turn Daren

darens42 01-03-2005 07:36 PM

okely dokely,

here's a new quotely:

Lady, the man asked for a beer, not a song.

Ishmal 01-03-2005 09:31 PM

Darens is: Bart

NEW:

"when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."

Kadath 01-04-2005 05:37 AM

Ishmal, that sounds a lot like Homer.

I want to wait for confirmation, like I did on the last one. This time, however, I won't go away for a week and a half immediately after guessing.

Ishmal 01-04-2005 04:50 PM

yer, that was Homer... talkin to bart!

so u can quote away...

Tralls 01-05-2005 08:45 AM

I'll write a quote since there doesnt appear to be one going right now. kadath feel free to interrupt me with a new quote since you are actually on the board but I do love this quote:

"We must move forward, not backward! Upward, not downward! And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

Ishmal 01-05-2005 04:14 PM

that was from the episode where the Clintons were special guests right??? it was Bill Clinton who said that...

assuming i'm right...

"My teenage son returns from a fancy East Coast college, and I'm horrified to discover he's a nerd."

Kadath 01-06-2005 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tralls
I'll write a quote since there doesnt appear to be one going right now. kadath feel free to interrupt me with a new quote since you are actually on the board but I do love this quote:

"We must move forward, not backward! Upward, not downward! And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

I did it again! Stupid god damn job getting in the way of trivia!

I think yours is actually Kang or Kodos in the skin of Clinton.

However, I don't know the answer to Ishmal's.

darens42 01-06-2005 06:42 PM

Ishmal -

not ready to give up yet - is it a regular character or just a guest spot?

desal75 01-07-2005 12:08 PM

I have two

"We could call ourselves the Christ Punchers"

"Lies make baby Jesus cry"


For the sheer irreverence of them both.

Val_1 01-07-2005 04:17 PM

Smithers: ...and the jars of urine, sir?

Burns: O, we'll hang on to those.

neddy65 01-07-2005 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
that was from the episode where the Clintons were special guests right??? it was Bill Clinton who said that...

assuming i'm right...

"My teenage son returns from a fancy East Coast college, and I'm horrified to discover he's a nerd."


I think you may have stumped us all------mebee a lil' hinty?:)

lite campfire 01-07-2005 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
that was from the episode where the Clintons were special guests right??? it was Bill Clinton who said that...

assuming i'm right...

"My teenage son returns from a fancy East Coast college, and I'm horrified to discover he's a nerd."

Rainer Wolfcastle discribing a new movie.

Quote:

Originally Posted by desal75
I have two

"We could call ourselves the Christ Punchers"

"Lies make baby Jesus cry"


For the sheer irreverence of them both.

1) Moe, while everyone is thinking up names for Homer's motorcycle gang in 'Take my wife, sleaze'
2) Uh, Rod? No, Todd! Or... it might have been Rod.
No, definatly Todd.
Unless...

New quote, just because it made me laugh my ass off earlier tonight:
"LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!"

darens42 01-08-2005 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lite campfire
"LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!"

is homer while babysitting burn's mansion

new quote:

Listen, I worked long and hard for this place, and no one's going to take it away from me. Not you, not its rightful owner, not anybody.

Kadath 01-09-2005 08:28 AM

Way to throw a softball, daren. That's Homer in the same ep.

"Naught-naught-naught, naught-naught, naught-naught-naught....two. Damn Roosevelt."

lite campfire 01-09-2005 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath
Way to throw a softball, daren. That's Homer in the same ep.

"Naught-naught-naught, naught-naught, naught-naught-naught....two. Damn Roosevelt."

Burns, same episode again.

darens42 01-09-2005 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lite campfire
Burns, same episode again.

and quite a softball too from still the same ep i might add...

darens42 01-10-2005 08:00 PM

i guess i'll throw a new one out there...

Buenos Ding dong didlyos, senor

Kadath 01-11-2005 04:35 PM

Oh, good one! That's one of Ned's relatives (the Spanish speaking one) at the Flanderosa(?) family reunion he has. I also like his English relative.

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?"

00111000 01-11-2005 04:46 PM

Was that Diamond Joe Quimby in the Jebidiah Springfield/Hans Sprungfeld episode?

RolandGilead 01-12-2005 12:54 PM

Yes, it is!

1: we`re young, rich and full of sugar! What are we gonna do?
2: Let`s go crazy Broadwaystyle!!!

lite campfire 01-12-2005 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RolandGilead
Yes, it is!

1: we`re young, rich and full of sugar! What are we gonna do?
2: Let`s go crazy Broadwaystyle!!!

1= Bart
2= Milhouse
After buying an all-syrup squishie. Then Bart joins some parody of the boy scouts whose name I forget.


"Here in America, we don't tolerate that kind of crap, SIR!"

Kadath 01-13-2005 05:06 AM

The guard at the US Embassy in Australia, to Homer after punching him for being a jerk.

"Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing how you can watch women changing and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise to donate half the profits to charity."

darens42 01-13-2005 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath
"Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing how you can watch women changing and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise to donate half the profits to charity."

is homer

new:

Shall I assume the only hand in the air is Lisa Simpson? Thank you, Lisa.

Bauer_Power 01-14-2005 12:38 AM

"I hulked out like that once" "No you didn't"

Latch 01-14-2005 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darens42
is homer

new:

Shall I assume the only hand in the air is Lisa Simpson? Thank you, Lisa.

Skinner.

new:

"China still cool! You pay later! Later!"

lite campfire 01-15-2005 04:31 PM

The Chinese embassador. In Bart's Indian casino Lisa-is-president future vision.
(As opposed to any of the other future visions Bart has had in an Indian casino)

"Mr. Simpson, disparaging the boot is a bootable offense"

blitz.fenix 01-15-2005 05:16 PM

campfires is the episode of when simpsons go to australia, think it was their american lawyer or judge or something.

new:

"I've always been a fan of the...Atlanta Falcons."


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