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spectre 10-31-2005 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel
Wasn't that from the episode in which guns are banned and the zombies rise to take over?

Yes, it was. It was an old west gunslinger that been long dead. I think it's Billy the Kid, but I'm not sure, which is why I haven't answered until now.

Derwood 11-01-2005 08:47 AM

Quote:

"I have a pounding headache, my mouth tastes like vomit, and I don't remember a thing!"
to get us going again...

fresnelly 11-01-2005 08:58 AM

That would be Ned Flanders in the Vegas episode.

Quote:

I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.

feelgood 11-01-2005 09:18 AM

Bart Simpson in the espiode where he sold his soul to Milhouse

Quote:

Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Willravel 11-01-2005 10:53 AM

Wasn't it my turn? Oh well. The home wine making course one is from the "Secrets of a Succesful Marriage" episode. Now time for mine!

Quote:

Look at all the wonderful things you have, sir: King Arthur's Excalibur; the only existing nude photo of Mark Twain; and that rare first draft of the Constitution with the word "suckers" in it.
Looking for who said it and the episode. GL.

fresnelly 11-01-2005 12:03 PM

That was Smithers to Mr. Burns in the lost Bobo episode.

Quote:

Well we could dress it up a bit. We can bring a fern, and a
folding chair from the garage, and the most decorative thing of
all: the truth!

albania 11-02-2005 04:47 PM

That was marge in the episode where Homer gets accused of sexual harrasment.
Here is a new quote.....
Quote:

Originally Posted by ??
"V8 juice isn't 1/8 gasoline".


albania 11-07-2005 12:04 PM

Too tough??? It was Bart from the same episode, when the TV show makes its retractions for the inaccurate stories.....Someone else can do a quote instead of me.

feelgood 11-07-2005 12:41 PM

Ok then

Quote:

I think the veal died of loneliness.
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pixelbend 11-07-2005 12:45 PM

oops got mine in too late.

Kadath 11-08-2005 05:38 PM

Quote:

I think the veal died of loneliness.
Is...Homer. Lisa is complaining that all the food he's eating has been killed cruelly or something.

Quote:

All I remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova...or maybe it was a street corner.

Derwood 11-13-2005 11:41 AM

I guess we give up? That's a toughy.

I'll post a new one while we wait for Kadath's answer.

Quote:

Why does he get a case worker? I'm the one with Stigmata!

Derwood 11-16-2005 05:26 PM

anyone, anyone?

pixelbend 11-17-2005 05:46 AM

That sir, would be Millhouse.

'nother...

Quote:

I wish real chicks went down this easy.

Poppinjay 11-17-2005 05:56 AM

Comic Bookstore Guy

Another:

Quote:

I need a man, and I cannot find one among the law-abiding.

Kostya 11-17-2005 04:41 PM

Sounds like Selma to me.

pixelbend 11-18-2005 05:44 AM

I think you're right. Post another Kostya.

pixelbend 11-18-2005 01:55 PM

Ok, then I will
Quote:

I'm gonna win you back even if I have to pistol whip this guy all night!

fresnelly 11-19-2005 06:18 PM

Quote:

I'm gonna win you back even if I have to pistol whip this guy all night!
That could only be Snake!

Okay this is a bit of a trick quote, but it contains a good hint:

Quote:

"Sammy, you're too old to go on a date with two twins on the same
night you're supposed to marry Diane without Rebecca knowing."

pixelbend 11-21-2005 02:45 PM

Well, that's a play on Cheers, so I'm gonna say Moe. Let me know if I'm right and I'll post another.

fresnelly 11-21-2005 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pixelbend
Well, that's a play on Cheers, so I'm gonna say Moe. Let me know if I'm right and I'll post another.

Nope. Hint: In this episode, Homer walks into the real cheers and over hears it.

fresnelly 11-26-2005 12:08 PM

It's been awhile so I'll give the answer:

It's Carla voiced by Rhea Pearlman in the episode where Marge reveals her fear of flying. Homer is kicked out of Moe's, goes looking for another bar and wanders into Cheers.

Here's the script segment from Snpp.com


Homer: Ooh, this looks like a nice friendly place.
Carla: Sammy, you're too old to go on a date with two twins on the same
night you're supposed to marry Diane without Rebecca knowing.
Sam: OK, Carla, I'll make you a bet: if this affects my major league
comeback, I'll sell my bar.
Norm: Woody...gimme a beer.
Woody: I think you've had enough, Mr. Peterson. My chiropractor says I
can't carry you home any more.
Norm: Just gimme another beer, you brain-dead hick! [grabs wine
bottle, smashes it, holds it by the neck]
I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!
Cliff: [restraining him] Whoa, settle down, Normy. Gotta save those
pipes for Karaoke.
Homer: [gasps] Whoa! [runs out]
Norm: I love you guys...[weeps]


Anyways here's a new one:

Quote:

"My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of...Malk?"

Kostya 11-26-2005 05:09 PM

That's Bart in the lunchhall...

I think Malk has a little promo saying it now comes with Vitamin K or something...

Quote:

I should probably stop, my doctor ways I have the wrists of an 80 year old.

Lawn Furniture 11-27-2005 04:11 PM

Kadith's quote:
"All I remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova...or maybe it was a street corner."

said by Barney in "New York vs. Homer Simpson:

Kostya 11-28-2005 07:44 PM

Damn, I suspected that one too! A pox on my fear of negligible risk!

Ishmal 02-09-2006 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ???
Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.

1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.

Slippery Slope 02-09-2006 10:11 PM

I like the one where Moe answers the phone and says:-

"What?...Who?......Hunt?.....Mike Hunt?.....

Hey! Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?"

poundpuppy34 02-09-2006 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ???
Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.
Isnt that grandpa?

Ishmal 02-09-2006 11:22 PM

ding ding ding!

correct.

your turn.

poundpuppy34 02-11-2006 02:29 PM

... " We should thank our lucky stars that they're still putting on a program of this caliber after so many years"

poundpuppy34 02-14-2006 06:00 PM

no one knows? or has it been forgotten?

albania 02-14-2006 08:24 PM

either lisa or bart in the poochy episode...50/50 i'll guess lisa because she's a female.

poundpuppy34 02-15-2006 05:34 PM

lol it is lisa but the bottom part just my sig. sorry for the confusion :) your turn

albania 02-15-2006 05:56 PM

I knew the bottom part was a sig, it just helped me guess.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ??
That's it, you people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college.


Zyr 02-16-2006 03:39 AM

Homer, of course.

Quote:

No, you can't play with it. You wouldn't enjoy it on as many levels

Kostya 02-16-2006 05:13 AM

Professor Frink, right after explaining the 'rapid oscillation' of particles to preschoolers. Technically he says: "No, you can't play with it. You wouldn't enjoy it on as many levels as I do."

Great great episode though.

Quote:

Well it ain't gettin any safer.

jth 02-16-2006 08:04 AM

That would I believe be Lisa looking at the Canoe on the rather substandard warf in the Camp Crusty episode asking if it was safe.

I believe it was Kerny (sp) who said 'well it ain't gettin' any safer'

Quote:

....batman's a scientist!

Kadath 02-16-2006 10:25 AM

That seems like Homer. Someone is explaining they need help, and Homer says "Like from Batman" and they say "No, from a scientist."

Quote:

Do these sound like the actions of a man who had "all he could eat"?

Poppinjay 02-16-2006 10:35 AM

Would that be Homer's case against the fish restaurant? That sounds like a Hutz. The "All You Can Eat" place where Marge asks if the bread has fish in it, which of course it does.

Quote:

You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.

pixelbend 02-16-2006 01:42 PM

That's Homer to Apu

Try this one: That's Handsome Pete, he dances for nickles.


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