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That would be Homer on the Monirail episode.
Easy one, but one of my all-time faves - "There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman" |
Willy, of course.
"Well, I guess it's suicide again for me." Oh, and the owner of the 50's nostalgia cafe was named Wolfguy Jack. |
By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears.
& as a bonus: His ears, if we're lucky. Quote:
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another quote: Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the window...that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddling. |
Jasper, I believe. Also an easy one, but I always liked it: "He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damn Kwickie Mart employee there ever was..."
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Here's a few
"I bent my wookie" "We got us some Cardboardy tubes" |
frank's has to be Apu
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The old hick guy with the 40 kids. I don't know if he has a name.
How about... "Fatty fatty fat fat! Fatty fatty fat fat!" |
The hick guy is Cletus
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Also, "I bent my wookie" is the inimitable Ralph Wiggum.
Grace, Too -- as far as I know, your line is a group of girls to Bart, but let me know if I'm wrong. "You brave man! You took six silver bullets for me!" |
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new quote: So, you missed some big changes at Moe's. He hangs newspapers over the urinals now. You can read the sports page while you pee! Very la-dee-da. |
That's Homer, to Barney, in the same ep I quoted.
"Ah! My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!" |
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Seems like that was Moe. Could be wrong though. In case I am right here's another - "I can even eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and mashes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!" |
You are not right.
That looks harsh. Let me just add: It's okay that you're not right. |
The pudding line is Lenny.
I am guessing the cob line is Grandpa but I could be wrong. Next line, assuming I am right: "Ah, my eyes. The goggles do nothing!" For some reason I like the easy, simple ones but man do they make me laugh! |
You're right about Grandpa and yours is from Ranier Wolfcastle (I'll admit, I had to look up the name).
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darn forget his name, but it's the crazy australian? movie actor. OH! Reiner Wolfcastle. Next quote: " The strong must protect the sweet "
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that was homer when he had a big pile of sugar in his backyard
Next: Uhh Wallet inspector |
me fail english
that's umpossible |
Ralph Wiggum.
I'm sorry, honey, but we're renting your room to a satellite network until your father can pay for the destruction of a priceless artifact. Boy, I never thought I'd have to say that again. |
Gotta be Marge.
"I want a bigger lollie!" |
Is that Burns while posing as a child with Smithers pushing the carriage?
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That is incorrect sir! :)
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I remember! Krusty, just before a sketch in which he's dressed as a toddler. And he says something about dignity or somesuch for the irony.
Ah, that feels good to remember. "It's a perfectly cromulent word." |
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new quote: Yes, he's embiggened that role with his cromulent performance. |
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'Huh ho! I can't _believe_ that worked.' |
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"I can't believe I paid $10,000 for this class! What the hell was that lab fee for?" |
I killed it! That was Otto, in Homer's "How to Build a Successful Marriage" class.
Er... "Maybe because you are, as we say in Latin, a dorkus malorkus." |
"Ewww...don't mess yourself."
"I can't go faster! It's a GEO!" |
The second one was Flanders after being chased by homer (a la terminator 2).
'Nucular, it's pronounced Nucular' |
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is Homer New quote: Oh, and one more thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon. |
funny how the harder ones will kill the thread.
I have to say that I think it's Burns, but not sure. verify, once verified it's a freebie. |
It is Burns. The easy way to verify a guess is just to google the quote.
"Go ahead! Throw your vote away!" |
Perfect timing for Halloween. It's either Kang or Kodos, but I'm not sure which. Kang, maybe?
How about: "Oh, I'm gonna take a bath on this one . . ." |
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new quote: Oh, jeez, he actually wrote "diddly" |
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I guess i'll add my own:
"Everyone has a different vision of a perfect world." [or the 'of' might be replaced with 'for'] It's one of the most philosophical quotes I've ever heard on the show. |
"Arrg, this chair be high...says I"
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