is Moe

new:

What a way to treat the loyal fans, who put up with so much nonsense from this franchise.

Superbowl episode.. at the end.. john madden and pat.. whoever. That was john who said it, I think.

new:

"I'm dieing, Moe"
"oh, is there anything I can do?"
"No, not unless you have a cure for cancer? Do you? Because that would be wonderful!"

It's still good, it's still good.

Gotta love the Simpsons.

Latch is Moe's mentor, when Moe loses the love of bartending and goes back to his old bartending school to find the spark again.

And tuffrr's is Homer. "It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good." "Dad, it's gone." "I know."

New quote.

"My Ferrari! I had to do awful things to pay for her."

is Rainier Wolfcastle

new:

Okay, if the doctor asks why you cut it off, you caught me in bed with four beautiful women.

Homer, when Marge cuts off his thumb? Pause for confirmation.

Okay, assuming that was right:

"Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you."

is monty burns

new:

I used to party all night and sleep with lingerie models until Ned and his bible group showed me that I could have more.

Haha, I love that one also.

is guest (& professional footballer) Stan Taylor.

new one:

Elvis played a chopper pilot one time. He made so many darn mistakes, we were just laughing at him.

is right- sorry about the stumper


is the helicopter pilot teaching barney how to fly

new:

So I says to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence -- of being a jerk!"

Is it Lenny?

Kudos to Camelbackcinema for resurrecting the thread.

Kadath, you're right.

But just to keep things going I'll post one, lets go really obscure.

new one:

She's the Queen of the Harpies! Queen of the Harpies! Here's your crown your majesty! Queen of the Harpies!

i'm stumped...

Is from the War of the Simpsons Episode, where Homer and Marge go on a weekend retreat to save their marriage.

The quote comes from a character named John complaining to Rev. Lovejoy about his wife Gloria.

Thanks for playing.

ok - give us a new quote (maybe not so obscure - a little is ok but not too far out there at least until we get back into the swing of things...)

sure here goes...

"There's a rocket in my pocket."
"You don't have to tell me, sir."

An interaction between 2 well known characters.

Burns, Smithers. One of my gf's favorite lines.

Inspired by Constantine: "I'm smarter than the devil, I'm smarter than the devil!"

is homer

i love this ep

so full of fun quotes:

Stop pestering Satan.

"Stop pestering Satan."

is Marge...


NEXT:

"Oooo, a headbag. These are chock full of...heady goodness."

Is it apu? i'm not sorry to revive this thread because i was thinking of starting a similar one myself.
I like this one
New "He's is my favorite fictional character"

man i wish you hadn't done this.... i'm trying very hard to resist the temptation to get sucked back into this... :crazy:

Maybe it would be good if i restated the Rules sort of.
This is a sort of trivia game, one quote is given, then the next person who wants to post a quote has to identify which character said the previous quote.
I think to combat people who do not read it would be easier to ignore posts that don't fit
....and to anyone who may be wondering yes i read all these posts, i am a Simpson’s fan.
P.S. don't let it die there are still plenty of good quotes, plus you get to hear about and remember Simpson episodes that made you laugh.

that was Homer.

LOL. good to c this thread again.

"Oh, you look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?"

come on! please!

you need to stop now... my fingers are starting to twitch...

its been 8 months of freedom

tralls, kadath, camelbackcinema - please make them stop!

i don't know if i can handle checking this site before i go to work, at work, when i get home & when i wakeup during the night to keep on top again...

don't put me through this again - you know i can't stay away

i'm begging you - start quoting 'doogie houser' or 'walker - texas ranger' or such - i can easily stay away from that

come on Darens,

you know u want to submit to us...

i know you've missed this thread...

its just a few small quotes...

*inserts evil laugh*

Fine:

"Ok Skinner, where do you want it?"

*Skinner spits in Doogie's face*

"Not smart!"

It's either kodos or kang when he/it tries to get marge pregnant, a very good episode, at least i think that's where it's from.

New(i think pretty easy but it's one of my favorites)

"You'll have to speak up i'm wearing a towel"

And darens all i have to say is "one of us, one of us"

yer, it was Kang.

"You'll have to speak up i'm wearing a towel"

i'll say Homer for this one.

how about...

"Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden."

Only homer could say something like that.
allright.... a harder one "We're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions, do you understand?"

well i've just been reading up on some of the old pages...

and it appears i stumped some people with my old quote...

"My teenage son returns from a fancy East Coast college, and I'm horrified to discover he's a nerd."

is actually Rainier Wolfcastle. sorry i didn't reply straight away. i was on holiday.

now,

on 2 the new quote:

"We're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions, do you understand?"

that was Scully, right???

asking Homer about the Monty Burns alien.

how about...

Yep you got it, but it's when he's hooked up to the lie detector, and the next line homer says "yes" and the machine blows up.
Incidently for the new quote I just saw that episode a few days ago it's Lionel Hutz.
Ok a new one..."I was saying boo-urns"

"I was saying boo-urns"

that was said by Moleman wasn't it???

mkay,

i'll quote...

Shoot that one was tough took me a little bit thought it was Frink at first but it's actually Burns, when Smithers is pedaling and gets stung by a bee.
New(i think this should be pretty easy) "You took four minutes of my life and i want them back."

Moleman.

when he gets locked in the Kwiki-mart...(sp)

in the short tales episope.

new:

Only Marge would say something like that, it's too late to think of another quote at least for me, i have an exam tomorrow, maybe someone esle can think of one.

too late??? LOL. its Lunch Time here!

i'll do another...

Sideshow Bob, a great quote and coincidentally I’ll be taking a test in chemistry pretty soon, it was around 12 am where I live.
Here's a new one.

The one the only Llynal (sic) Hutz.