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Ishmal 11-18-2004 06:37 PM

i think the last one was Homer... correct me if i'm wrong

new one (i blanked the name to make it harder)

"careful ******** that sponge has corners"

darens42 11-18-2004 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JSwiss
I can't believe I forgot the one Homer quote I use the most, "The problem with relationships is communication, too much communication"

JSwiss - Please go back & read through the post - the idea is you post the quote without telling who said it & we all guess who said it while happily reliving the crazy antics of the show & get that special warm fuzzy feeling all over

darens42 11-18-2004 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
i think the last one was Homer... correct me if i'm wrong

new one (i blanked the name to make it harder)

"careful ******** that sponge has corners"

is montgomery burns

new quote:

You probably remember me from such films as `The Revenge of Abe Lincoln', and `The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West'.

pixelbend 11-19-2004 05:31 AM

That would have to be Troy McClure.

How about: "They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants."

darens42 11-20-2004 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pixelbend
How about: "They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants."

is Moe

new quote:

Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!

Kadath 11-22-2004 06:49 AM

Homer.


"Are you crazy? We still haven't tried Raspberry Duff, Lady Duff, Tartar Control Duff, ohhh..."

arf 11-22-2004 07:47 AM

Barney

"They call them fingers but i've never seen them fing.....ohh their they go."

darens42 11-22-2004 06:51 PM

sounds like montgomery burns - but i'm not sure - maybe its frink ?

Kadath 11-22-2004 08:31 PM

Otto, while high.

I can't think of a quote; I'm a little burned out, and all I can think of is the crap I have to do for work.

darens42 11-22-2004 09:04 PM

well then if you dont mind i'll post a new quote in your crappy work burned out state of absent mindness...

i'm always full of _________(insert your joke here)... let's say new quotes:

I don't want your dirty denominators!

a-j 11-22-2004 09:06 PM

Must keep the thread going, here is a recent one:
duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck ...

theo5222 11-22-2004 09:52 PM

Chocolate Microscopes?

Ishmal 11-23-2004 07:16 PM

ummm... Daren = Lisa... and i think a-j & theo are both Ralph Wiggum...

NEXT... a easy one.

"No, you got the wrong number. This is 912."

Kadath 11-24-2004 06:17 AM

Chief Wiggum, unwilling to do any work?

"Homer, that hat's been with the station twenty years! He had one day left till retirement."

darens42 11-25-2004 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadath
"Homer, that hat's been with the station twenty years! He had one day left till retirement."

is Kent Brockman

new:

Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir. Perhaps you have a bee in your bonnet?

darens42 11-29-2004 07:33 PM

i guess i picked another difficult one...

it was apu from the same ep with homer wearing a cap/tv into the quicke mart

i'll leave the floor open for a new quote...

Ishmal 12-01-2004 08:45 PM

how about...

Hey there, Blimpy Boy, flying through the sky so fancy.. free.."

Kadath 12-02-2004 04:43 AM

Homer, fantasizing about the blimp ride he had to sell to Barney so he could have money for Lisa.

I am still out of quotes. "Let's hurl a brick-i-mart..."

Greazy 12-02-2004 10:22 AM

That was Bart singing in the "Homer and Apu" episode.

"Whaddya mean I can't take off my sweater - I'M HOT!!

klo 12-02-2004 01:53 PM

I think thats bart, I'm not sure.... is it the one with the MAD T-shirt?

Greazy 12-02-2004 02:41 PM

Not Bart, Hint: it was in the episode where Bart and Milhouse watch the Comic Store

Kadath 12-02-2004 06:09 PM

I feel like it's Krusty.

darens42 12-02-2004 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greazy
That was Bart singing in the "Homer and Apu" episode.

"Whaddya mean I can't take off my sweater - I'M HOT!!


is a drunk Mr. Fred Rogers on one of the comic book guys secret video tapes

new quote:

All right, class, today we'll be sitting quietly in the dark because teacher has a hangover.

pixelbend 12-03-2004 06:28 AM

Must be Mrs. Krapable (sp?)

If that is correct, try this one: "Why is it when I heard the word 'school' and the word 'exploded,' I immediately thought of the word 'SKINNER'?"

RogueHunter65 12-03-2004 10:27 PM

"So you want a rock fight, eh?" (picks up rock with flanders written on it)

Totally hilarious!

darens42 12-04-2004 09:17 PM

roguehunter65 - try to guess the character making the quote in the previous post before posting a new quote...

it goes something like this...

pixelbend - that was supernintendo chalmers

roguehunter65 - that was said by homer

new quote:

Oh I would date Ned in a second if I was a woman or gay

Kadath 12-05-2004 12:40 PM

I can even give a close approximation of the rest of darens42's quote

"He seems like a cuddler, and I like that, I like to be cuddled, I like to be held..." One of Wiggum's best lines ever, in the dating tape Homer makes when Maude dies.


"Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?"

Kadath 12-06-2004 09:13 PM

Marge, to Homer.

Someone else.

Dirty 12-06-2004 09:56 PM

Don't forget the ever so classic "Doh"

Kadath 12-07-2004 05:56 AM

Stunning how obvious it is that people, far from reading the whole thread, can't even be bothered to read the FIRST POST.

pixelbend 12-07-2004 06:18 AM

Lets get this going again with: "Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occassions."

darens42 12-07-2004 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pixelbend
Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occassions.

is Abe Simpson

new quote:

Scrump-diddley-eriffic!

MiSo 12-08-2004 12:35 AM

only flanders would say something like that.


"i was at a pornography store, i was buying pornography"

pixelbend 12-08-2004 09:26 AM

Homer in the Mr. Plow Episode (one of my all-time fave's)

"Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McCraig, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg"

Fremen 12-08-2004 05:15 PM

Sorry to butt in but I just saw the episode with this in it: chunkylover53@aol.com
Hilarious episode. :thumbsup:

Carry on. :)

Strelich 12-08-2004 08:03 PM

Ah, good old Nick Riviera.

A line I used to say all the time in high school (especially while driving):

"Put it in H!"

(Happens to also be from the Mr. Plow episode)

darens42 12-08-2004 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiSo
only flanders would say something like that.


was not Flanders - was prez George H Bush talking to Flanders....

pixelbend 12-09-2004 07:31 AM

d'oh!

ok here's another "Well.. eh, I think I'm getting repetitive stress disorder from scratching my butt all day."

Camelbackcinema 12-09-2004 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strelich
Ah, good old Nick Riviera.

A line I used to say all the time in high school (especially while driving):

"Put it in H!"

(Happens to also be from the Mr. Plow episode)

Crazy Vaclav, the auto salesman

here's mine:

Way to breathe, no breath

darens42 12-09-2004 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Camelbackcinema
Way to breathe, no breath

is Jimbo "Corky" Jones

new:

It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman, or Michael Jackson.


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