Simpsons Quotes
 

I'll start this off -

"I sleep in a drawer!"

Reminds me of this thread: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=250

too bad the old one died. O well, I don't mind starting a new one, but lets try to keep this alive. Even if it's only you(trails) and me.

But lets change the rules a bit, don't post the name of the person who says the quote, the next person who wants to post the next quote must correctly identifiy the speaker.

here we go:

I sure hope i'm right. Ralph?

next quote: "tastes like burning"

ralph


next: "roads are just a suggestion, like pants!"

Homer using a computer at home..

Press any key

"Which ones the any key"

Are we supposed to guess at the last one or qualify the current one?

Anywho, here is mine -- Sung to the tune of Mandy "Oh Margie, you came and you brought me a turkey, on my vacation away from workie..."

Homer to his brain-
"right I don't like you and you don't like me but lets work this out and I can go back to slowly killing you with beer"

think that about says it :P

Sorry guys, the "I sleep in a drawer" quote is actually from the kid of the bald-headed bully, Kearney. It is the same voice as Ralph though!

new quote

"I made enough gazpacho for all
It's tomato soup served ice cold"

-laughter-

"Go back to Russia!"

name both quotes.

Oh, Costello, I am gonna have to say Homer, due to his love of not wearing pants

"My nose makes it's own bubblegum"

That would be Lisa at Homer's big bar-b-q.

Try this one - "That sounds like Rock - and/or - Roll."

That is Lisa and barnie says "Go back to Russia" right after that

"Rock and or Roll" is Prinicipal Skinner

"My nose makes it own bubblegum" is Ralph, I am guessing.

"Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!"

"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!"

Another great one -

"Rock without drugs is like Christians without Jesus"

Moe.

Mmmm thats good yukkie

I think the Rock and/or Roll quote is Rev. Lovejoy.

Oh that is right!! It is Rev. Lovejoy.

"Ina gada da vida baby"

The presbra-lutheran chirch congregation, as Bart changed the words to the Iron Butterfly favorite. Good episode.

"Fortunatally I had a network connection. The man who cut my hair was also president of fox!"

My dad says Branson is what Las Vegas would be like if Ned Flanders ran it.

bart

here's one...

Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.

Also bart, but why didn't you guy's do mine?

alright no more until willravel's is solved. Things are getting a bit jumbled. I admit that you don't really know if you're right, but just keep the ball rolling anyways. And if someone notices a mistake just point it out, but don't post a new quote until you solve the latest one.

this is getting good though.

hold on...

"Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura."

was not bart - it was homer from the same ep 'Bart on the Road' from season 3 that had the 'Branson' quote...

Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.
Moe: Ura Snotball?
Homer: What? How dare you? If I find out who this is, I'll staple a
flag to your butt and mail you to Iran.

ok willravel, no more until the prev is solved

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its gotta be Marge... i think in the 'Behind the Laughs' ep

are we caught up now?

if so - try this:

Thank you, Taco, for that loving tribute to Falco. Now, to
present the award for most violent rap group, Homer Simpson!

Oh man I love that quote, good one darens. It's Willie Nelson from the same episode.
"Now Helen, let us not glory in Homers binge drinking. There, but for the grace of God, goes Marge herself."

Skinner: Quick Nibbles, bite through my ball sack!

The look the Hamspter (Nipples) gives Skinner when he says that is priceless.

Yarrr! You call that an ankor?

The sea captain obviously! In the monorail episode.

I'm not sure if this was from an episode or the first game, but it's still pretty good:

"I stuck my finger up my nose and pulled out some of my brain"

pottsynz - i think the idea of this thread is to post quotes to see if we can guess who said them - good quote though

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gotta be ralph

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i cant imagine that an 'Mmmm' quote wouldn't belong to homer...

but i dont know for sure :confused:

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the Reverend Timothy Lovejoy

here's my quote for tonight..

By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears.

& as a bonus:

His ears, if we're lucky.

Shadowalker's is NOT Homer. It's done in the voice of Jerry Lewis, which makes me think it's Frink.

darens42, your first one is Dr Hibbert, and the bonus is Bart.

"I was free to wallow in my own crapulence."

That would be Montgomery Burns. "With Smithers gone, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence."

Here's one - "Those pants are supposed to be baggy! BAGGY!"

"Those pants are supposed to be baggy! BAGGY!"

I believe that is Krusty, from the episode when Homer takes the job as a clown. He is trying on the clown pants and they fit!

This next one is easy but I love it

"You made Lisa cry, then I cried, then Maggie laughed. She's such a little trooper."

Simpson's quotes
 

Stug, it's supposed to be WHO said it, not which episode. Homer said the line.
And dark blue on the green of the board is very hard to read. Chief Wiggum, in a classic verbal gaffe, said yours.

"I've never seen such reckless disregard for a wife's well-being in my life."

"I've never seen such reckless disregard for a wife's well-being in my life."

I dont remember who it is but it is after Homer and Marge are in a dance-off for a motorcycle and Homer just flings Marge around all over the place. The announcer of the dance-off says it. That is a toughy. Anyone else please fill in who it is if you know. Here is another quote.

"Moon pies, what a future we live in."

The recently-thawed Frostilicus.

"I call the big one 'Bitey.'"

That would be Homer on the Monirail episode.

Easy one, but one of my all-time faves - "There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"

Willy, of course.

"Well, I guess it's suicide again for me."

Oh, and the owner of the 50's nostalgia cafe was named Wolfguy Jack.

By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears.

& as a bonus:

His ears, if we're lucky.

the bonus was actually Krusty

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is Moe Szyslak

another quote:

Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the
window...that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a
paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe
that's a paddling.

Jasper, I believe. Also an easy one, but I always liked it: "He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damn Kwickie Mart employee there ever was..."

Here's a few

"I bent my wookie"

"We got us some Cardboardy tubes"

frank's has to be Apu

The old hick guy with the 40 kids. I don't know if he has a name.

How about...

"Fatty fatty fat fat! Fatty fatty fat fat!"

The hick guy is Cletus

Also, "I bent my wookie" is the inimitable Ralph Wiggum.

Grace, Too -- as far as I know, your line is a group of girls to Bart, but let me know if I'm wrong.

"You brave man! You took six silver bullets for me!"

Barney Gumble said to Homer

new quote:

So, you missed some big changes at Moe's. He hangs
newspapers over the urinals now. You can read the sports
page while you pee! Very la-dee-da.

That's Homer, to Barney, in the same ep I quoted.

"Ah! My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"

Seems like that was Moe. Could be wrong though. In case I am right here's another - "I can even eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and mashes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!"

You are not right.

That looks harsh. Let me just add: It's okay that you're not right.

The pudding line is Lenny.

I am guessing the cob line is Grandpa but I could be wrong.


Next line, assuming I am right:
"Ah, my eyes. The goggles do nothing!"

For some reason I like the easy, simple ones but man do they make me laugh!

You're right about Grandpa and yours is from Ranier Wolfcastle (I'll admit, I had to look up the name).

darn forget his name, but it's the crazy australian? movie actor. OH! Reiner Wolfcastle. Next quote: " The strong must protect the sweet "

that was homer when he had a big pile of sugar in his backyard

Next: Uhh Wallet inspector

me fail english

that's umpossible

Ralph Wiggum.

I'm sorry, honey, but we're renting your room to a satellite network until your father can pay for the destruction of a priceless artifact. Boy, I never thought I'd have to say that again.

Gotta be Marge.

"I want a bigger lollie!"

Is that Burns while posing as a child with Smithers pushing the carriage?

That is incorrect sir! :)

I remember! Krusty, just before a sketch in which he's dressed as a toddler. And he says something about dignity or somesuch for the irony.

Ah, that feels good to remember.

"It's a perfectly cromulent word."

is Ms. Liz Hoover

new quote:

Yes, he's embiggened that role with his cromulent performance.

is Snake... i also liked his next line:

'Huh ho! I can't _believe_ that worked.'

Is that Skinner?


"I can't believe I paid $10,000 for this class! What the hell was that lab fee for?"

I killed it! That was Otto, in Homer's "How to Build a Successful Marriage" class.

Er... "Maybe because you are, as we say in Latin, a dorkus malorkus."

"Ewww...don't mess yourself."

"I can't go faster! It's a GEO!"

The second one was Flanders after being chased by homer (a la terminator 2).



'Nucular, it's pronounced Nucular'

Bart said to Lisa

was new student Alex Whitney from Capitol City

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is Homer

New quote:

Oh, and one more thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.

funny how the harder ones will kill the thread.

I have to say that I think it's Burns, but not sure. verify, once verified it's a freebie.

It is Burns. The easy way to verify a guess is just to google the quote.

"Go ahead! Throw your vote away!"

Perfect timing for Halloween. It's either Kang or Kodos, but I'm not sure which. Kang, maybe?

How about:

"Oh, I'm gonna take a bath on this one . . ."

sounds like Krusty?

new quote:

Oh, jeez, he actually wrote "diddly"

sorry for the hard quote - but that is one of my favorite Burns quotes...its from the ep where Homer goes to college

I guess i'll add my own:

"Everyone has a different vision of a perfect world."

[or the 'of' might be replaced with 'for']
It's one of the most philosophical quotes I've ever heard on the show.

"Arrg, this chair be high...says I"

Well, I can do unbzete's: It's Blackbeard the pirate, summoned into jury service by the Devil Flanders in the matter of Homer's soul. Also, darens42 is Homer, reading a note from Flanders when the Simpsons are using the Flanders' beach house.

However, keyshawn's has me mystified, as does the apparent breakdown in the "Answer and ask" system.

Mine will be..."Where's Sideshow Bob and that guy who eats people and takes their faces?"

i think is marge

is chief wiggum

new:

Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a *real* useful invention.

Comic Book Guy, the king of all sarcasm, I think.

"Yo, um, I must have like fallen on a bullet and it, like, drove itself into my gut."

"Yo, um, I must have like fallen on a bullet and it, like, drove itself into my gut."

that is snake...who else totes guns on that show? well....maybe one other guy *hint*

"No, I said, powerless to help you."

Is Chief Wiggum

new:

Bar's a whiz with cold drinks, aren't you, Bar? Don't understand lemonade myself -- not my forte...

I think he is too...

Bar's a whiz with cold drinks, aren't you, Bar? Don't understand lemonade myself -- not my forte...

hmm, Is this Fat Tony..or perhaps one of his henchmen? not sure, from the same episode--

"gimmie 3 fingers of milk, mom."

cool beans

i could be wrong, darens42 has been a tough cookie when it comes to quotes, perhaps it's lenny? no no wait i think it got it monty burns?

hehe, i'm sorry i think i'm breaking the rules....but...I...Just...Can't...Resist...

"mmm, Pointy"

Bonus:
what was pointy

darens42 was tough because it was a guest character -- George H.W. Bush.

"Mmm, pointy" -- Homer, likely. And I imagine he was eating something horrendous and inedible.
"Gimme three fingers of milk, mom." -- Bart, likely.

Enough with the cleanup! Mine is:

"In your face, space coyote!"

"In your face space coyote" is Homer after figuring out marge is actually his soul mate. Great episode and cameo by Johnny Cash. My favorite line in that episode is when the coyote starts chewing on Homer's leg and then says "Sorry homer, i AM a coyote ..." perfect line for Johnny!

here's the next one.

"Hey Bart, you remember Alf. Well now he's back...in pog form!"

I think that one was milhouse, but don't quote me.


my one:

'...unprocessed fish sticks...'

yep that's millhouse and the fish sticks quote is Homer from one of the Treehouse of Horrors episodes.

Instead of a quote, here's trivia:
What is the name of the video game Bart steals from the Try-and-Save?

Bonestorm(not Lee Carvalo's Putting Challenge).

Regular Simpsons Trivia died a slow death a while back. More quotes!


"Oops, my finger slipped. Oops, my finger slipped. Oops, my finger slipped."

thanks for the compliment - its just that i love this show...

anyways - the quote was actually in honor of the elections - It was Prez George H Bush from the ep when he moved in across the street from Homer

is bart smooshing aliens in a fishbowl or something in one of those treehouse of horrors

here's a quote to get us in that holiday spirit:

Oh, I knew Santa wouldn't have time to check that list twice!

"When I grow up, i'm going to Bouvine University!" - Ralph

Thisins great

i guess i'll try to get his going again....

quote:

'doh!'

oh ya - as to not break the tradition of no new quotes before the prev is solved...

this was bart... i quess no one is ready for the holiday spirit